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I accidentally told my ex she looked pregnant (her stomach were always a bit bloated).

 

 

 

The plot thickens :oops:

 

You ran into your ex and told her she looks pregnant?

 

Is she?

 

Oh no (not that I know of anyway), I meant when we were together. I'm gonna fix my post to make it clear :)

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lol "must be a visit from Aunt Floooooooo."- is that from Robot Chicken? That just popped in my head. hahaha.
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"Do these jeans make me look fat?"

 

"Not any more so than usual honey."

 

Or how about:

 

"Do these jeans make me look fat?"

 

"No dear, you make you look fat."

 

Has any guy ever said something like that and lived?

 

Or joked about it and lived?

 

:outtahere:

"So what if you gained a couple pounds babe...there's more of you to love"

 

My husband jokes like that all the time....is there a reason I should be pissed and go nutso on him?? lol 'tis but a joke!

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How long is this cycle?

 

It's about 28 days, give or take...

 

be nice, Sheldon...I expect more from my big brother....

 

:D-13:

 

I think it's cute how y'all are synced up like that.

 

Oh Gawd...

 

 

 

That time hit my oldest girl, and now it's toying with my youngest, and then there's me... I get 'interesting' says my boyfriend.

 

 

Three females in a house with one, poor, helpless, hen pecked man. I feel for him, I really do. :( There's about one week a month where he's just GONE. Completely out of the house and in the man cave. He would rather deal with our hobo spider & extra creepy bug population than to deal with Hell Week. There's probably only one week out of the month that is free of drama. The week before, the week of and then the few days after are sucky.

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lol "must be a visit from Aunt Floooooooo."- is that from Robot Chicken? That just popped in my head. hahaha.

 

I remember something like that from "Wonder Showzen" back when it was still on. Was there a churro stand in that one?

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