Lost In Xanadu Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 My mother grabbed me once... ONCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 Take it easy? I'm standing here with my dork in my hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Fargin iceholes!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I AM handicapped: I'm psychotic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 The years hadn't softened Moronie. He continued to murder the English Language, and anyone who got in his way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Johnny and the Mothers are playin' Stompin' At the Savoy in Vermont tonight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 ...that Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for: the Mother's Day Massacre, The Christmas Day Slaughter, The Lincoln's Birthday Mutilations, and The Groundhog's Day Be-headings! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Tommy Kelly: I just have one last question for you. If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour, and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour, and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me sir: what time would that train reach Chicago?!Roman Moronie: That's a fargin' trick question! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Roman Moroni deported to Sweden; says he's not from there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 Doc: "About your mom John." Johnny: "What is it? How much?" Doc: "Blocked salavory gland $7,500." Johnny: "Really. Yeh go ahead and do it. Hey, It'll be good to see her spit again. Huh?." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 You got those. I like those on a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 Johnny and the Mothers are playin' Stompin' At the Savoy in Vermont tonight.Vermin's going to kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Post meridian. Ante-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 With a father like "Killer" Kelly, it's a wonder neither of you turned out to be a piece 'o shit criminal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 Post meridian. Ante-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians.Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too laude. Adeste fidelis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanaceaFish Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 "Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus.""Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus.""When's the next bus?""Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy.""Odesti fidellas. Semper Fidelis. Frank Fidelis.""Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians.""Magna Carta. Master charga. ""Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles" My all time fave part of the whole movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 8, 2013 Author Share Posted May 8, 2013 I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Ma Kelly: You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya. Lil: Awww, what's that Mom Kelley? Ma Kelly: I go both ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 8, 2013 Author Share Posted May 8, 2013 Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him. Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum. Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Johnny: Whatcha cookin' here, Ma? Ma Kelly: Beer. Johnny: With noodles! Great idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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