Petroleumcide

[Mr. Not]

He tiredly stumbled over to the gas pump' date=' "hmm" he mumbled, eyes half open, "what would I like to have tonight?" He decided to treat himself to some V-power. He stuck the nozzle in his mouth and started drinking away. Mmm. But suddenly, a spawn of satan came running over to him. A teenage punk, black mohawk, Black Flag t-shit, chains and ear gages, the whole douchey deal. "Enjoying that you old f*cker?" He laughed, as he lit Gassy's mouth aflame, and ran off. Gassy couldn't believe what was happening, he screamed out in agony. He felt a searing sting burn through his cartilage around his neck. It wasn't long before it burned through his neck completely, and then, like a Pez, his head fell straight back... Slipping... Slipping... And decapitated!

 

R.I.P. Gassy.

 

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I was wondering, anyone want to attempt to make a film adaption of this?

Edited March 1, 2013 by Mr. IsNot

[Maverick]

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[Mr. Not]

Edited for correct physics & grammar.

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Edited for correct physics & grammar.

 

So, "Black Flag t-shit" is correct, then?

 

:P

[Mr. Not]

Edited for correct physics & grammar.

 

So, "Black Flag t-shit" is correct, then?

 

:P

 

I think so, Black Flag as in the band. Not sure about t-shirt.