Maverick Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 Too bad there isn't a little penis to click on since Sheldon is such a dick. I guess you'll just have to keep clicking on your own little penis. BAZINGA! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike2112 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Too bad there isn't a little penis to click on since Sheldon is such a dick. I guess you'll just have to keep clicking on your own little penis. BAZINGA! Nah - your wife is already doing that every day for me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 Too bad there isn't a little penis to click on since Sheldon is such a dick. I guess you'll just have to keep clicking on your own little penis. BAZINGA! Nah - your wife is already doing that every day for me Those are pity clicks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike2112 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 No, they are paid clicks.Too bad there isn't a little penis to click on since Sheldon is such a dick. I guess you'll just have to keep clicking on your own little penis. BAZINGA! Nah - your wife is already doing that every day for me Those are pity clicks. No, they are paid clicks. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 No, they are paid clicks.Too bad there isn't a little penis to click on since Sheldon is such a dick. I guess you'll just have to keep clicking on your own little penis. BAZINGA! Nah - your wife is already doing that every day for me Those are pity clicks. No, they are paid clicks. :) Whatever puts beer in the fridge! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike2112 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 No, they are paid clicks.Too bad there isn't a little penis to click on since Sheldon is such a dick. I guess you'll just have to keep clicking on your own little penis. BAZINGA! Nah - your wife is already doing that every day for me Those are pity clicks. No, they are paid clicks. :) Whatever puts beer in the fridge! Oh yeah, I took a few beers out of your fridge last night too... Had to have a buzz for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 Well this escalated quickly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike2112 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Well this escalated quickly. :laughing guy: :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Well this escalated quickly. :laughing guy: :cheers: And I didn't even start it! :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike2112 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 If Sheldon Cooper is traveling on a train going west at 300 mph and Mike is traveling on a train going east at 400 mph, and they start 1000 miles part, how much time will Mike have to bang Sheldon's wife before he gets there? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 If Sheldon Cooper is traveling on a train going west at 300 mph and Mike is traveling on a train going east at 400 mph, and they start 1000 miles part, how much time will Mike have to bang Sheldon's wife before he gets there?Much more time than it will take, no doubt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike2112 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 If Sheldon Cooper is traveling on a train going west at 300 mph and Mike is traveling on a train going east at 400 mph, and they start 1000 miles part, how much time will Mike have to bang Sheldon's wife before he gets there?Much more time than it will take, no doubt. :laughing guy: BURN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Why can't Sheldon get likes the old fashion way? Earn them. :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Why can't Sheldon get likes the old fashion way? Earn them. :PHave you SEEN his posts? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) Why can't Sheldon get likes the old fashion way? Earn them. :P Then he'd only have like 8 .... one for every second Mike would last with Sheldon's wife Edited March 6, 2013 by Lost In Xanadu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike2112 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) Why can't Sheldon get likes the old fashion way? Earn them. :P Then he'd only have like 8 .... one for every second Mike would last with Sheldon's wife I don't know - 8 seconds or 8 minutes or 8 hours... I haven't seen his wife... (lights are always off) Edited March 6, 2013 by Mike2112 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Why can't Sheldon get likes the old fashion way? Earn them. :P Then he'd only have like 8 .... one for every second Mike would last with Sheldon's wife I don't know - 8 seconds or 8 minutes or 8 hours... I haven't seen his wife... (lights are always off) The 8 seconds is always the first thing that pops into my head.... I remember one of my first years coaching youth football... the head coach and I were friends before I started coaching and he was talking to the kids. He told them that the average football plays lasts 8 seconds. He said "I want 8 seconds of fury out of each of you" and I said to him "8 seconds of fury... same way your son was conceived" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Why can't Sheldon get likes the old fashion way? Earn them. :PHave you SEEN his posts?:LMAO: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 .... one for every second Mike would last with Sheldon's wife Hey Mike, I'm fairly certain that they make a pill to fix that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Why can't Sheldon get likes the old fashion way? Earn them. :P Then he'd only have like 8 .... one for every second Mike would last with Sheldon's wife I don't know - 8 seconds or 8 minutes or 8 hours... I haven't seen his wife... (lights are always off) The 8 seconds is always the first thing that pops into my head.... I remember one of my first years coaching youth football... the head coach and I were friends before I started coaching and he was talking to the kids. He told them that the average football plays lasts 8 seconds. He said "I want 8 seconds of fury out of each of you" and I said to him "8 seconds of fury... same way your son was conceived" One of my buddies was telling us about his recent sexual encounter he had. He described it as "Three dips and a spritz". :LMAO: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Why can't Sheldon get likes the old fashion way? Earn them. :P Then he'd only have like 8 .... one for every second Mike would last with Sheldon's wife I don't know - 8 seconds or 8 minutes or 8 hours... I haven't seen his wife... (lights are always off) The 8 seconds is always the first thing that pops into my head.... I remember one of my first years coaching youth football... the head coach and I were friends before I started coaching and he was talking to the kids. He told them that the average football plays lasts 8 seconds. He said "I want 8 seconds of fury out of each of you" and I said to him "8 seconds of fury... same way your son was conceived" One of my buddies was telling us about his recent sexual encounter he had. He described it as "Three dips and a spritz". :LMAO: Oh Gawd, what have I just walked into..! :o :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Why can't Sheldon get likes the old fashion way? Earn them. :P Then he'd only have like 8 .... one for every second Mike would last with Sheldon's wife I don't know - 8 seconds or 8 minutes or 8 hours... I haven't seen his wife... (lights are always off) The 8 seconds is always the first thing that pops into my head.... I remember one of my first years coaching youth football... the head coach and I were friends before I started coaching and he was talking to the kids. He told them that the average football plays lasts 8 seconds. He said "I want 8 seconds of fury out of each of you" and I said to him "8 seconds of fury... same way your son was conceived" One of my buddies was telling us about his recent sexual encounter he had. He described it as "Three dips and a spritz". :LMAO: Oh Gawd, what have I just walked into..! :o :P Is it sticky?:outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Why can't Sheldon get likes the old fashion way? Earn them. :P Then he'd only have like 8 .... one for every second Mike would last with Sheldon's wife I don't know - 8 seconds or 8 minutes or 8 hours... I haven't seen his wife... (lights are always off) The 8 seconds is always the first thing that pops into my head.... I remember one of my first years coaching youth football... the head coach and I were friends before I started coaching and he was talking to the kids. He told them that the average football plays lasts 8 seconds. He said "I want 8 seconds of fury out of each of you" and I said to him "8 seconds of fury... same way your son was conceived" One of my buddies was telling us about his recent sexual encounter he had. He described it as "Three dips and a spritz". :LMAO: Oh Gawd, what have I just walked into..! :o :P Is it sticky?:outtahere:I hope not..!:o 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 8, 2013 Author Share Posted March 8, 2013 Only 13 away from 1,000! I'll be catching Babycat soon! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 8, 2013 Author Share Posted March 8, 2013 Why can't Sheldon get likes the old fashion way? Earn them. :P I've probably gotten less than 50 "likes" in this thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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