Join the Church of the 9-1-1 Hot Wings

[ioc]

I still need to think up...er, I mean...receive a vision of Saint Dirk.

[An Enemy Without]

QUOTE (ioc @ May 17 2012, 06:08 PM)

QUOTE (An Enemy Without @ May 16 2012, 10:06 PM) I have brought shame upon my family. How can I repent, saucily anointed one? Ours is not to judge, except for the flavor of the wings, and to exhort the brethren to stay on the path to good taste, only for the flavor of the wings, and the words of the holy commandments.   Upon deviation from the path:   Get thee a large bucket of hot wings and for each wing, recite the mantra out loud so that thou hear the words of the great commandment whence thou art preyed upon by temptation to rehash moldy, putrid topics unrelated to, therefore stealing glory from, the most reverent relics: HOT WINGS.   So it is written. So it shall be done.

[Good,bad,andrush]

QUOTE (ioc @ May 16 2012, 05:07 PM)

QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ May 16 2012, 03:25 PM) Mmmmmmmm dessert http://blog.craftzine.com/buffalo-chicken-wing-cupcake-500x550-1.jpg Ahhhhh, communion. My favorite! It seems this staunchy atheist here has found god

Edited May 18, 2012 by Good,bad,andrush

[Good,bad,andrush]

Know your wings:

 

Question 1: If thou shall fail to consumeth all wings in your order, what shall thou do?

A. Find the courage to continue

B. Share the wings with friends

C. Throw the wings away

 

Question 2: If thou wisheth to consume wings while on a bus, train, or airplane, but hungry people are watching, what shall though do?

A. Those hungry people should not have sat near you

B. Share the wings

C. Give the wings

 

Question 3: Should SAUSE happen to fall upon thine clothing, what shall you do?

A. Lick that piece of clothing clean

B. Utilize a napkin

C. Immediately wash clothes

 

 

If thou answered C to most of the above, thou art a sinner and shall burn in endless buckets of only bones with no sauce or meat.

 

If thou answered B to most of the above (or A, B, and C) thou shall repent, or face severe punishment in the form of making wings for all of TRF without eating a single one.

 

If thou answered A to most of the above, thou art cleansed of sin.

Edited May 18, 2012 by Good,bad,andrush

[ioc]

There has been a vision! I have seen the Lord of Sanguinity.

 

 

All hail Saint Lerxst!!"

[Ancient Ways]

Just finished off 10 Exxtreme buffalo-style wings from Winghouse with a classified amount of beer. All you heathens need to get some wings.

[ioc]

QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ May 18 2012, 08:01 PM)

Just finished off 10 Exxtreme buffalo-style wings from Winghouse with a classified amount of beer. All you heathens need to get some wings.

Ancient Ways receives the Friday Night Wing Fry blessing.

[Hatchetaxe&saw]

QUOTE (ioc @ May 19 2012, 12:38 AM)

There has been a vision! I have seen the Lord of Sanguinity. All hail Saint Lerxst!!"

Jumping Jesus. That's terrifying.

 

The bald head is bang on though.

[ioc]

And then there were three.

 

HAIL SAINT DIRK, LORD OF COGNITIVITY!

[LyndseyG]

QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ May 15 2012, 06:26 PM)

Oh, I got another commandment... Thou mustn't garnish mine wings with parsely. I DIDN'T ORDER A SALAD!

Ancient Ways, as High Priest of Wings, can as ask a boon?

 

My hubby hates salad as he believes it's evil, so I eat the salad to vanquish the evil of the salad. Can I be in the religion of Wings as Destroyer Of Evil Salad?

 

Please????

[ioc]

QUOTE (LyndseyG @ May 19 2012, 01:05 PM)

QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ May 15 2012, 06:26 PM) Oh, I got another commandment... Thou mustn't garnish mine wings with parsely. I DIDN'T ORDER A SALAD! Ancient Ways, as High Priest of Wings, can as ask a boon?   My hubby hates salad as he believes it's evil, so I eat the salad to vanquish the evil of the salad. Can I be in the religion of Wings as Destroyer Of Evil Salad?   Please???? Yes!!   I agree that all should take responsibility for reviling and slaying evil salad.

[LyndseyG]

Yay!

 

I shall consume the evil of the salad and protect all the Wings followers!

 

Now, where's my holy fork?

[Good,bad,andrush]

[ioc]

[USB Connector]

QUOTE (LyndseyG @ May 19 2012, 02:34 PM)

Yay! I shall consume the evil of the salad and protect all the Wings followers! Now, where's my holy fork?

http://i.imgur.com/mzaJY.jpg

 

Use it wisely.

Edited May 20, 2012 by USB Connector

[ioc]

[ioc]

[ioc]

[Good,bad,andrush]

Edited May 24, 2012 by Good,bad,andrush

[Good,bad,andrush]

[ioc]

What if you took the chicken thigh off without disconnecting the drumstick, and 'buffalo'd it up real nice.

 

It'd be gigantic. They could be called Dinosaur Wings!

 

(Someone's probably already done it...and came up with a way cooler name )

[Queen of Megadon]

Tonight I will have wings. Oh yes, they will be mine.

 

The best wings here on Staten Island come out of my kitchen. Just sayin.