g under p Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto.. 1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations 2. Digital pocket "mail" scales 3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps 4. Olde English, Cobra, Private Stock, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals 5. Dice 6. Boiled Peanuts 7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size 8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read. 9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal 10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes.. 11. 5 different brands of pork rinds I live 3 miles from this BP gas station and I run into Vanilla Ice every other month or at the Good Year auto repair just behind it. What i don't get it's ALL gated communities around here including mine. Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCM Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (g under p @ Oct 14 2011, 10:51 AM) If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto.. 1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations 2. Digital pocket "mail" scales 3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps 4. Olde English, Cobra, Private Stock, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals 5. Dice 6. Boiled Peanuts 7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size 8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read. 9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal 10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes.. 11. 5 different brands of pork rinds I live 3 miles from this BP gas station and I run into Vanilla Ice every other month or at the Good Year auto repair just behind it. What i don't get it's ALL gated communities around here including mine. Peace Replace the alcohol with the rack near the register containing 47 different brands of condoms and I think I was at that gas station, only it was right outside of Harrisburg. Edited October 14, 2011 by MCM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 your gas station may be in the ghetto when the cashier and ALL the products being sold are behind bullet proof glass so thick that there are microphones and speakers in place for communicating with the cashier; and transaction of both items and money happens via a metal box under the counter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I have 3 more. They sell single flowers that have a glass tube at the end of the stem. Purchasers discard the flower and smoke rocks with the tube. After dark, do they not allow you in the store at all and force you to order through a walk up window? Do they have a BBQ grill in the parking lot on the weekends cooking up chicken and pork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Almost every gas station I know sells sandwich bags in the 50 and 100 size....and I'm 99% certain I don't live in the ghetto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apetersvt Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 QUOTE (USB Connector @ Oct 14 2011, 09:00 PM) Almost every gas station I know sells sandwich bags in the 50 and 100 size....and I'm 99% certain I don't live in the ghetto. Read carefully. You can buy 50 or 100 bags. But can you buy 5 instead?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Several gas stations in Georgia sell boiled peanuts (often spelled "p-nuts", gotta love Southern semi-literacy) and five brands of pork rinds. Not ghetto, but redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFireYYZ Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 QUOTE (Mara @ Oct 18 2011, 09:50 AM)Several gas stations in Georgia sell boiled peanuts (often spelled "p-nuts", gotta love Southern semi-literacy) and five brands of pork rinds. Not ghetto, but redneck. Last year I was in Georgia and I got a package of boiled peanuts just to see what they tasted like. I was expecting them to be gross but I kind of liked them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielmclark Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Oct 14 2011, 05:39 PM) After dark, do they not allow you in the store at all and force you to order through a walk up window? I haven't come across this in years because, well, I'm 36 and married with children so I rarely go out after dark ...but when I was a younger man, if I was out late in an unfamiliar area, if I ever saw a store that made people line up outside of it, I kept driving. No way I was getting out of my car in a location that was so concerned about employee safety that they couldn't let people in the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushlady23 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 QUOTE (g under p @ Oct 14 2011, 11:51 AM) If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto.. 1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations 2. Digital pocket "mail" scales 3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps 4. Olde English, Cobra, Private Stock, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals 5. Dice 6. Boiled Peanuts 7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size 8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read. 9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal 10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes.. 11. 5 different brands of pork rinds I live 3 miles from this BP gas station and I run into Vanilla Ice every other month or at the Good Year auto repair just behind it. What i don't get it's ALL gated communities around here including mine. Peace I can safely say I do not live in the ghetto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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