barney_rebel Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted Health Canada's suggestion that warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers. Health Canada has not determined a common standard warning though, and soon you may see the following on your labels: ======================================== WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a ******. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-13 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Want2bLikeBrutus Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 While not usually one for excessive govt interference in ones personal life, we could use those down this way. Very practical statements one and all!!! Now someone gte em a bere!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 AWSOME Oh by the way, gotta get a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 barney rebel, I this post...as well as all of your others! You always have great things to say! Just (finally) wanted to let ya know, Luv, Daylin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 QUOTE (Daylin @ Apr 19 2005, 12:06 PM) barney rebel, I this post...as well as all of your others! You always have great things to say! Just (finally) wanted to let ya know, Luv, Daylin Aww thanks - luv you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode... Aint tat da toot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted June 26, 2005 Author Share Posted June 26, 2005 heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Apr 18 2005, 11:11 PM) Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted Health Canada's suggestion that warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers. Health Canada has not determined a common standard warning though, and soon you may see the following on your labels: ======================================== WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ apparently this happens alot during the annual "Jobbie Nooner" on Lake St Clair.... except it's bathing suits instead of underwear........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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