Babycat Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 08:46 AM) QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 11 2012, 03:45 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 08:41 AM) We'll be shutting down in about 10 minutes for some maintenance. Shouldn't be down for more than 30 hours or so. Knit a sweater while you wait. Or clean behind the fridge. You know it's bloody filthy back there. Why don't you clean it? It's really disgusting! No, seriously. Go! Now! Gloves and a bucket of hot soapy water - I'm on it! About time, too. You'll also need a scrub brush. Trust me. Aye aye, Captain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 11 2012, 03:46 AM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 08:46 AM) QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 11 2012, 03:45 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 08:41 AM) We'll be shutting down in about 10 minutes for some maintenance. Shouldn't be down for more than 30 hours or so. Knit a sweater while you wait. Or clean behind the fridge. You know it's bloody filthy back there. Why don't you clean it? It's really disgusting! No, seriously. Go! Now! Gloves and a bucket of hot soapy water - I'm on it! About time, too. You'll also need a scrub brush. Trust me. Aye aye, Captain! I bet maintenance was a ruse. The board was shut down because of the condition behind the fridge. He just pulled a Chef Ramsay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 01:41 AM) We'll be shutting down in about 10 minutes for some maintenance. Shouldn't be down for more than 30 hours or so. Knit a sweater while you wait. Or clean behind the fridge. You know it's bloody filthy back there. Why don't you clean it? It's really disgusting! No, seriously. Go! Now! 30 HOURS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 QUOTE (Lerxster @ Jan 11 2012, 12:14 PM) QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 11 2012, 03:46 AM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 08:46 AM) QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 11 2012, 03:45 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 08:41 AM) We'll be shutting down in about 10 minutes for some maintenance. Shouldn't be down for more than 30 hours or so. Knit a sweater while you wait. Or clean behind the fridge. You know it's bloody filthy back there. Why don't you clean it? It's really disgusting! No, seriously. Go! Now! Gloves and a bucket of hot soapy water - I'm on it! About time, too. You'll also need a scrub brush. Trust me. Aye aye, Captain! I bet maintenance was a ruse. The board was shut down because of the condition behind the fridge. He just pulled a Chef Ramsay I pulled Chef Ramsay once. He was furious. I'll get me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 11 2012, 01:16 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 01:41 AM) We'll be shutting down in about 10 minutes for some maintenance. Shouldn't be down for more than 30 hours or so. Knit a sweater while you wait. Or clean behind the fridge. You know it's bloody filthy back there. Why don't you clean it? It's really disgusting! No, seriously. Go! Now! 30 HOURS? Only just noticed that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Jan 11 2012, 01:37 PM)QUOTE (Lerxster @ Jan 11 2012, 12:14 PM) QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 11 2012, 03:46 AM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 08:46 AM) QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 11 2012, 03:45 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 08:41 AM) We'll be shutting down in about 10 minutes for some maintenance. Shouldn't be down for more than 30 hours or so. Knit a sweater while you wait. Or clean behind the fridge. You know it's bloody filthy back there. Why don't you clean it? It's really disgusting! No, seriously. Go! Now! Gloves and a bucket of hot soapy water - I'm on it! About time, too. You'll also need a scrub brush. Trust me. Aye aye, Captain! I bet maintenance was a ruse. The board was shut down because of the condition behind the fridge. He just pulled a Chef Ramsay I pulled Chef Ramsay once. He was furious. I'll get me coat. I didn't pull him - and I was furious... Oh. Wait... *ahem* (I think I'd better get my coat...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 11, 2012 Author Share Posted January 11, 2012 QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 11 2012, 09:10 AM) QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Jan 11 2012, 01:37 PM)QUOTE (Lerxster @ Jan 11 2012, 12:14 PM) QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 11 2012, 03:46 AM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 08:46 AM) QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 11 2012, 03:45 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 11 2012, 08:41 AM) We'll be shutting down in about 10 minutes for some maintenance. Shouldn't be down for more than 30 hours or so. Knit a sweater while you wait. Or clean behind the fridge. You know it's bloody filthy back there. Why don't you clean it? It's really disgusting! No, seriously. Go! Now! Gloves and a bucket of hot soapy water - I'm on it! About time, too. You'll also need a scrub brush. Trust me. Aye aye, Captain! I bet maintenance was a ruse. The board was shut down because of the condition behind the fridge. He just pulled a Chef Ramsay I pulled Chef Ramsay once. He was furious. I'll get me coat. I didn't pull him - and I was furious... Oh. Wait... *ahem* (I think I'd better get my coat...) It's cold outside. I'll get me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 13, 2012 Author Share Posted February 13, 2012 At 3AM EST, about 5 minutes from now, we'll be shutting down for about a half hour to drain the cesspools. Apparently, every time lerxt1990 makes a post, he has to take a poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 At 4AM EST, about 10 minutes from now, we'll be shutting down for about a half hour for some maintenance. Try and stop us. Yes, I'm talking to you, HA&S...just try and stop us. You can't. Nyah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I'll get me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 I thought I turned it back on, I really did!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Yaaahooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 (boarding a plane as I type, photograph of victim in pocket) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Mar 8 2012, 09:14 AM) (boarding a plane as I type, photograph of victim in pocket) Sounds like a Def Leppard tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 8 2012, 02:14 PM) QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Mar 8 2012, 09:14 AM) (boarding a plane as I type, photograph of victim in pocket) Sounds like a Def Leppard tune. Pfffftt..... Harrumph....... (and any other pissy fit noises you'd like to add) 5 hours!!!! 5 hours. I could have done some work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I keep hearing about these fabled board maintenance's, but always after the fact... this is the first time I've tried to get on during one...it had me worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 I did the normal maintenance five hours ago, which took 30 minutes, and when I was done I noticed another button to turn the board back on, not the one I usually use, and thought I'd try it. It appeared to turn the board back on, but it didn't. And I went to bed thinking all was normal...but the board was off! I should be flogged. I should be purged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I try to log on and this is what happens. Coincidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Mar 8 2012, 02:17 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 8 2012, 02:14 PM) QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Mar 8 2012, 09:14 AM) (boarding a plane as I type, photograph of victim in pocket) Sounds like a Def Leppard tune. Pfffftt..... Harrumph....... (and any other pissy fit noises you'd like to add) 5 hours!!!! 5 hours. I could have done some work! I was even checking every ten minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Mar 8 2012, 09:21 AM) I try to log on and this is what happens. Coincidence? I think not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 8 2012, 02:24 PM) QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Mar 8 2012, 09:21 AM) I try to log on and this is what happens. Coincidence? I think not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 8 2012, 02:19 PM) I did the normal maintenance five hours ago, which took 30 minutes, and when I was done I noticed another button to turn the board back on, not the one I usually use, and thought I'd try it. It appeared to turn the board back on, but it didn't. And I went to bed thinking all was normal...but the board was off! I should be flogged. I should be purged. This does not jive with the GMT standard, missy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Mar 8 2012, 09:28 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 8 2012, 02:19 PM) I did the normal maintenance five hours ago, which took 30 minutes, and when I was done I noticed another button to turn the board back on, not the one I usually use, and thought I'd try it. It appeared to turn the board back on, but it didn't. And I went to bed thinking all was normal...but the board was off! I should be flogged. I should be purged. This does not jive with the GMT standard, missy. Shhh.....you KNOW I took the nylons off...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 8 2012, 02:34 PM) QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Mar 8 2012, 09:28 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 8 2012, 02:19 PM) I did the normal maintenance five hours ago, which took 30 minutes, and when I was done I noticed another button to turn the board back on, not the one I usually use, and thought I'd try it. It appeared to turn the board back on, but it didn't. And I went to bed thinking all was normal...but the board was off! I should be flogged. I should be purged. This does not jive with the GMT standard, missy. Shhh.....you KNOW I took the nylons off...... Yeah, but you left yours on, you big dirty nelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 8 2012, 09:19 AM) I did the normal maintenance five hours ago, which took 30 minutes, and when I was done I noticed another button to turn the board back on, not the one I usually use, and thought I'd try it. It appeared to turn the board back on, but it didn't. And I went to bed thinking all was normal...but the board was off! I should be flogged. I should be purged. You could have blamed it on solar flares. In your honesty, you missed the perfect excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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