Ghost of a Rider Posted July 15, 2011 Author Share Posted July 15, 2011 Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the nuts do go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my nuts And my nuts will go on and oooon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 NUTAPALOOZA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Jul 14 2011, 11:50 PM) Raise your hand if you know a good recipe for rabbit It was a close 3-way tie with the ones that made me laugh the hardest, but ultimately it had to be this one. Â You won it - and you're up next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Hey thanks Pags!! OK this one is in honor of YOU http://img1.imagehousing.com/88/74029174f22cf547ac92399cec5c2a6c.jpg BACKSTORY: (short) taken at this past week's Italian American Festival in downtown Akron. I saw this guy do his thing, and there were teams from different restaurants and pizza parlors around Ohio competing. His team won. That was Sunday. Next day I'm at a location and a cute little girl maybe 5 at the most asks me "What's wrong with this guy? Oh nothin honey he's just tossin pizza dough. The Jersey in me welled up though and wanted to lash out HE'S TOSSIN DOUGH WUTZ WRAWNG WITCHU?  ok go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 "Come on down and bring the family for EXTREME DOUGH FLINGING!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 How a good ol' fashioned Jersey boy gets the girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted July 16, 2011 Author Share Posted July 16, 2011 One day I feel I'm on top of the dough And the next it's falling in on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 QUOTE (Ghost of a Rider @ Jul 16 2011, 09:28 AM) One day I feel I'm on top of the dough And the next it's falling in on me well we got us a winnah folks    take it away Mr. Ghostie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted July 17, 2011 Author Share Posted July 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 When your car breaks down, call camel tow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Camel:(thinking) Hmm he take me out desert for dis? De smell of the gasoline fume and de candy bar? Oh sure he leave me out here so he can take piss and what of me and my needs? Make me so mad I want spit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted July 18, 2011 Author Share Posted July 18, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thanks - Next up (staying with the animal theme):Â http://x74.xanga.com/421c67f4c6130207243954/b161270570.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Anthem of the heart and anthem of the mind A funeral dirge for eyes gone blind We marvel after those who sought The wonders of the world, wonders of the world Wonders of the world they wrought wrought wrought  WRRROOOOOUUUUGGHHT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011  Hey kid you from Georgia?  HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE! HOLY SHIT A TALKING KID! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted July 18, 2011 Author Share Posted July 18, 2011 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ghostofarider1/b161270570.jpg  Jack<-------------------------------------------------------------------------->Ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 All right, I can show yuh how tuh french kiss, but only til Mommy lets her foot offin the brake ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Johnnie screamed so loud it turned his shirt backward and killed an innocent animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ghostofarider1/b161270570.jpg Members of the the Aniboy Choir rehearse their crescendo and deliver some powerful stuff. Sadly, the show's opening is on hold until they can get the llamas in the tenor section to stop shitting on the stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 How does a kid tell a horse there is horseradish in it's mouth? It's just too traumatizing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 QUOTE (Pags @ Jul 19 2011, 08:13 AM) Johnnie screamed so loud it turned his shirt backward and killed an innocent animal! I'm going with this one as the winner! You're up P$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Thanks!!  Okay - going with this one. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/paganoman/Caption/funny-pictures-of-animals-03.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Dude... shhhhhh.... I think I see Clay Matthews over there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Stand still, I saw the crane over there doing this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Talk to the paw bro, salmon's all mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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