Ya_Big_Tree Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Here's a few of my faves... Ricky: And sure, I'm f*ckin' hungover and burnt out, but that's what being a good dad's all about Ricky: I must be fire retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Randy: "Is this you talkin' Mr. Lahey or the liquor?" Mr. Lahey: "I am the liquor Randy"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ricky: Boys, what the f**k is up with me getting shot with three darts, and it didn't even affect me? I must be like a superhero or something. Julian: Maybe you've got so much dope in your system, you're immune, Rick. Bubbles: Well, if that's the case, then Julian, he is like a superhero. Holy f**k, Ricky, you know who you are? You're Dope-Man! He can smoke a pound in a single bound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigman208 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 One of my faves from the character Donnie whom is never seen, only heard. Donnie: "For f**k sakes Ricky, what the f**k are you doing with the satellite?!?! I pay ten f**king dollars...." Ricky: "Donnie chill the f**k out!" Donnie "TEN F**KING DOLLARS!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 QUOTE (bigman208 @ Sep 21 2009, 10:00 PM) One of my faves from the character Donnie whom is never seen, only heard. Donnie: "For f**k sakes Ricky, what the f**k are you doing with the satellite?!?! I pay ten f**king dollars...." Ricky: "Donnie chill the f**k out!" Donnie "TEN F**KING DOLLARS!!!" Donnie is voiced by Mike Smith incidently. a.k.a. Bubbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 "My brain plays tricks on me all the time, It's cause its way smarter than me, always f***ing me over" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ricky: Helix was a wicked concert. f**k, I sold a lot of dope at that concert. I mean, they had good lyrics like, "Gimme an R-O-C-K", and the crowd yells "ROCK" really loud. Now that's a f*ckin' concert! Bubbles: I'm not giving anyone a f*ckin' R! Ricky: Rush just don't do stuff like that. They got these lyrics about how trees are talking to each other and how different sides of your brain works, or outerspace bullshit. Bubbles: Gimme a f*ckin' R... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Julian: Hey, buddy. Ricky: Julian! I came through, buddy! Where's Bubbles? Julian: He's at the vet. Don't tell me you got tickets... Ricky: I got better than tickets. Check this out. Julian: Ricky... Ricky... This... You're from Rush. Ricky: Yeah, it's Alex Lifeson. Alex, this is Ju... ah, Gord, uh, Downie. (to Julian) This is Alex. Hey, play 'I Like To Rock'. Alex Lifeson: That's April Wine. Ricky: Well, play that Diane Sawyer song! Just f*ckin' play somethin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 J-Roc: I gotta question for you if you know what I'm sayin' Free Willy do cheeseburgers ever blow out of that blowhole of yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 J-Roc: Hey look T, it's Starsky and Gut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigman208 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) From the Rush episode... Bubbles: "Ricky you told me you would get the tickets.....This could affect our friendship you know?" Ricky: "Bubbles don't talk like that!" Bubbles: "C**KSUCKER!!!!" Edited September 22, 2009 by bigman208 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 Satellite Employee: You can go to jail for a long time for this Ricky: For what? Free TV? Satellite Employee: It's not free! It's like stealing! Ricky: Stealing? You guys are beaming a singnal into this f*ckin trailer park without my permission, not me, so i got these little things that pick up the signal from space, how the f**k is that stealing? What, do you own space? No, Naysaw does. Satellite Employee: Naysaw? Ricky: Rocket people? Perhaps you've heard of them? Satellite Employee: It's NASA! Ricky: Who the f**k calls you guys anyways? Get the f**k outta here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Sep 22 2009, 12:50 PM) Satellite Employee: You can go to jail for a long time for this Ricky: For what? Free TV? Satellite Employee: It's not free! It's like stealing! Ricky: Stealing? You guys are beaming a singnal into this f*ckin trailer park without my permission, not me, so i got these little things that pick up the signal from space, how the f**k is that stealing? What, do you own space? No, Naysaw does. Satellite Employee: Naysaw? Ricky: Rocket people? Perhaps you've heard of them? Satellite Employee: It's NASA! Ricky: Who the f**k calls you guys anyways? Get the f**k outta here Ricky's sense of logic is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigman208 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 News Reporter: "We are here live on the scene as an intoxicated male is holding another man, drunk, also possibly on drugs hostage. We are going to see if we can talk to him. Hi sir may we please have a word with you?" Ricky: "No you can't, I'm about to get shot f**k off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 Lahey: Look... I'm mowing the air Rand... I'm mowing the air... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigman208 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Julian: Whats that smell? Ricky: Bubbles don't tell me Steve French just shit on my seat! Bubbles: No he didn't it's okay. . . . . . . . Bubbles: Ricky... Ricky: What? Bubbles: Steve French pooped on the seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101. Ricky: And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a f**k'n idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted October 22, 2009 Author Share Posted October 22, 2009 Ricky: Worst case Ontario... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadoood Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I cant believe i missed this thread! Such a brilliant show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 Ricky: I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but I did and Im ashamed of myself.. you know the first can doesn't count and then you get to the 2nd and 3rd... 4th and 5th I think I burnt with a blow torch then I just kept eatin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godeater2112 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Nov 17 2009, 06:35 PM) Ricky: I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but I did and Im ashamed of myself.. you know the first can doesn't count and then you get to the 2nd and 3rd... 4th and 5th I think I burnt with a blow torch then I just kept eatin. You know something? I own like season 1,2,3,4 and watched all up to end of Season 7, the movies and all that... I thought I've seen all the episodes. Today I took a lunch break, threw TPB on ShowCase and that episode was playing and I'D NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE! Joy! It was great too was laughing my ass off! I miss the guys, hope their new show is also awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Nov 17 2009, 07:29 PM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Nov 17 2009, 06:35 PM) Ricky: I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but I did and Im ashamed of myself.. you know the first can doesn't count and then you get to the 2nd and 3rd... 4th and 5th I think I burnt with a blow torch then I just kept eatin. You know something? I own like season 1,2,3,4 and watched all up to end of Season 7, the movies and all that... I thought I've seen all the episodes. Today I took a lunch break, threw TPB on ShowCase and that episode was playing and I'D NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE! Joy! It was great too was laughing my ass off! I miss the guys, hope their new show is also awesome. Hahahaha!!! Ya it's a good one! I hope the new show is good too, I'm pretty excited! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I just got the "Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys" DVD, and found this deleted scene on it. Pretty hilarious stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unattractive Truth Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Bubbles: "This whole thing shouldn't be about dope, and swearing, and idiots with no f-cking shirts on going camping drunk!!" Randy: "Will it fly, Bubbles?" Bubbles: "WILL IT FLY? DOES THE TIN MAN HAVE A SHEET METAL COCK?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 My favorite "Rickyism" I guess you could call it that, is when he mispronounces jalapeno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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