Pyre_89 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 "We need you in the cockpit." "The Cockpit? What is it?" "It's the place at the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 (edited) WHY DO MY POSTS KEEP DISAPPEARING????? Oh, nevermind, I guess it's not just my posts, I thought I was being picked on or something. Edited March 9, 2005 by Indica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 (edited) My favorite one liner is............ "I used to think you were crazy but now I see you're nuts". - Austin Powers "You have a brief oral exam in 15 minutes.......I hope it's more Oral and not so......Brief ....baby............ - Austin Powers My sense of humor is childish sometimes lol. Edited March 9, 2005 by Indica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 QUOTE (kazzman @ Mar 8 2005, 04:50 PM) "What knockers!" -------------------------------------------------------- "Frau Blucher!" *horses neighing* !!BLUCHER!!! http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/youngfrankenstein2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 DAMN YOUR EYES!!! "TOO LATE".. http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/youngfrankenstein2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN......coffee is for closers. (Glengarry Glen Ross) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryer2ShirtNJ Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 QUOTE (afansince74 @ Mar 8 2005, 08:47 AM) What are you gonna do... BLEED ON ME??!! Look, just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave! "I can defeat them, there's only 160 of them"! - Gallahad "Let me go back and face the peril" - Gallahad "No, no, it's much too perilous" - Lancelot "Bet you're gay" - Gallahad "No, I'm not"! - Lancelot Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 "I flunk English, I'm outta here. I gotta get a job, and you know what that means. That's right, they start me at the drive-up window and I gradually work my way up from shakes to burgers, and then one day my lucky break comes: the french fry guy dies and they offer me the job. But the day I'm supposed to start some men come by in a black Lincoln Continental and tell me I can make a quick 300 just for driving a van back from Mexico. When I get out of jail I'm 36 years old. Living in a flop house. No job. No home. No upward mobility. Very few teeth. And then one day they find me, face down in the gutter, clutching a bottle of paint thinner and whyyyy? Because you wouldn't help me in English" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 And from the same film... "Sorry I'm late. There was this big problem... and I'm late because of it. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Grizz Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 "Admiral, there be whales here!" --Star Trek IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Grizz Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 "I can see my house from here!" --Enterprise Pilot (okay, it's not a movie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 "...sorry sir, I flunked flank..." ".. GET THE FLUNK OUT OF HERE!!!" HOTWP1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 (edited) Jaws...... Hooper:Go further out! Brody: What for? Hooper: Will you go to the end of the pulpit please? Please go to the end of the pulpit! Brody: What for? Hooper: I need something in the foreground to give it some scale Brody: Foreground my ass! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I can watch this movie Everytime I see it on Tv Edited March 10, 2005 by DonnaWanna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 "Igor, kindly help me with these bags!" "Ok, you take the blonde, and I'll take the one in the Turbin!" http://www.movieactors.com/characters/Freezes-Characters/youngfrank197.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 http://hawk.csc.vill.edu/~f03g06/scene/4-05-04/4050403.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with.... a herring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 "Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This.....is my BOOMSTICK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Shrimp_Cot Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 (edited) Trust me. I've been goin' to this highschool for 8 years, Lane, so I'm no dummy. Edited March 10, 2005 by My_Shrimp_Cot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Klatuu, Beratta, Ni... ahem ahem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 QUOTE (Sark @ Mar 10 2005, 05:21 PM) Klatuu, Beratta, Ni... ahem ahem! Don't you mean Klaatu barada nikto (rough translation "Go to the shop and get me twenty cigarettes please) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Mar 10 2005, 12:28 PM) QUOTE (Sark @ Mar 10 2005, 05:21 PM) Klatuu, Beratta, Ni... ahem ahem! Don't you mean Klaatu barada nikto (rough translation "Go to the shop and get me twenty cigarettes please) Yes, I was winging the spelling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 QUOTE (Sark @ Mar 10 2005, 12:21 PM) Klatuu, Beratta, Ni... ahem ahem! "Necktie.....nectar........nickel. It was an n-word, definitely an n-word." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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