GhostGirl Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 7 2009, 10:54 AM) The critics love Fat Vampire ! Its the number 1 thread in America, and parts of Alabama. If you post in only one thread this year, make it Fat Vampire. Did Alabama finally secede from the US? Wouldn't put it past 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Cocky Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 7 2009, 11:54 AM) The critics love Fat Vampire ! Its the number 1 thread in America, and parts of Alabama. If you post in only one thread this year, make it Fat Vampire. If you don't get Fat Vampire, then call your cable or satellite provider NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent By-Tor Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 QUOTE (Rush Cocky @ Jul 7 2009, 01:03 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Jul 7 2009, 11:54 AM) The critics love Fat Vampire ! Its the number 1 thread in America, and parts of Alabama. If you post in only one thread this year, make it Fat Vampire. If you don't get Fat Vampire, then call your cable or satellite provider NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 QUOTE (Rush Cocky @ Jul 7 2009, 02:03 PM)QUOTE (tick @ Jul 7 2009, 11:54 AM) The critics love Fat Vampire ! Its the number 1 thread in America, and parts of Alabama. If you post in only one thread this year, make it Fat Vampire. If you don't get Fat Vampire, then call your cable or satellite provider NOW! QUOTE (Rush Cocky @ Jul 7 2009, 02:03 PM)QUOTE (tick @ Jul 7 2009, 11:54 AM) The critics love Fat Vampire ! Its the number 1 thread in America, and parts of Alabama. If you post in only one thread this year, make it Fat Vampire. If you don't get Fat Vampire, then call your cable or satellite provider NOW! http://www.dailypress.com/media/photo/2009-01/44788437.jpg "I want my Fat Vampire !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 8 2009, 09:33 AM) QUOTE (Rush Cocky @ Jul 7 2009, 02:03 PM)QUOTE (tick @ Jul 7 2009, 11:54 AM) The critics love Fat Vampire ! Its the number 1 thread in America, and parts of Alabama. If you post in only one thread this year, make it Fat Vampire. If you don't get Fat Vampire, then call your cable or satellite provider NOW! QUOTE (Rush Cocky @ Jul 7 2009, 02:03 PM)QUOTE (tick @ Jul 7 2009, 11:54 AM) The critics love Fat Vampire ! Its the number 1 thread in America, and parts of Alabama. If you post in only one thread this year, make it Fat Vampire. If you don't get Fat Vampire, then call your cable or satellite provider NOW! http://www.dailypress.com/media/photo/2009-01/44788437.jpg "I want my Fat Vampire !" Alan Hunter is from Birmingham. The connections just keep on coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent By-Tor Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 do you know how hard it is to find a pic of a fat vampire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Cocky Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 BILLY MAYS HERE, COMING TO YOU FROM THE AFTERLIFE, TO TALK ABOUT FAT VAMPIRE. HAVE YOU EVER NEEDED TO TOTALLY DRAIN SOMEBODY OF THEIR BLOOD, BUT ALL YOU COULD FIND SKINNY, ANEMIC VAMPIRES? DID YOU EVER WONDER IF YOU WERE REALLY GETTING YOUR MONEY'S WORTH? WELL WONDER NO MORE! BECAUSE THESE CREATURES ARE FAT FOR A REASON!!! THE SECRET IS IN THEIR VORACIOUS APPETITES....THESE FREAKS OF NATURE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH BLOOD, AND ARE READY TO SERVE YOU AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE. IN A MINUTE THERE'S GONNA BE A NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN.....YOU NEED TO CALL THAT NUMBER, AND IF YOU DO SO IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES WE'LL THROW IN A BOTTLE OF SPIRIT GLO, THE ULTIMATE IN SPIRITUAL CLEANSING.....IT'LL GET YOUR SPIRIT SO WHITE, JESUS HIMSELF WILL GO BLIND LOOKING AT IT. SO YOU GET THE FAT VAMPIRE AND THE SPIRIT GLO.....HOW MUCH? IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE IF YOU'VE LISTENED TO ME FOR THIS LONG, YOU'RE GONNA BUY IT AND BE CONVINCED THAT YOU NEED IT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT COSTS! SO CALL THAT NUMBER NOW!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 14 2009, 10:43 AM) do you know how hard it is to find a pic of a fat vampire? That's because Vampires are vain and are generally in great shape. However in this era of fast food, they tend to get a lot of bad stuff in there blood. The preservatives in peoples blood these days is making it hard for a vampire to eat healthy. There thinking about farm raising humans who only eat granola and soy. These farms will most likely be located in Alabama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent By-Tor Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 15 2009, 11:06 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 14 2009, 10:43 AM) do you know how hard it is to find a pic of a fat vampire? That's because Vampires are vain and are generally in great shape. However in this era of fast food, they tend to get a lot of bad stuff in there blood. The preservatives in peoples blood these days is making it hard for a vampire to eat healthy. There thinking about farm raising humans who only eat granola and soy. These farms will most likely be located in Alabama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortoise and Hare Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 15 2009, 12:06 PM) There thinking about farm raising humans who only eat granola and soy. Uh- - - oh!!!!!!! Hare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 15 2009, 11:06 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 14 2009, 10:43 AM) do you know how hard it is to find a pic of a fat vampire? That's because Vampires are vain and are generally in great shape. However in this era of fast food, they tend to get a lot of bad stuff in there blood. The preservatives in peoples blood these days is making it hard for a vampire to eat healthy. There thinking about farm raising humans who only eat granola and soy. These farms will most likely be located in Alabama. Again with the Alabama.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent By-Tor Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jul 15 2009, 02:55 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Jul 15 2009, 11:06 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 14 2009, 10:43 AM) do you know how hard it is to find a pic of a fat vampire? That's because Vampires are vain and are generally in great shape. However in this era of fast food, they tend to get a lot of bad stuff in there blood. The preservatives in peoples blood these days is making it hard for a vampire to eat healthy. There thinking about farm raising humans who only eat granola and soy. These farms will most likely be located in Alabama. Again with the Alabama.... Yes, why Alabama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 16 2009, 08:58 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jul 15 2009, 02:55 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Jul 15 2009, 11:06 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 14 2009, 10:43 AM) do you know how hard it is to find a pic of a fat vampire? That's because Vampires are vain and are generally in great shape. However in this era of fast food, they tend to get a lot of bad stuff in there blood. The preservatives in peoples blood these days is making it hard for a vampire to eat healthy. There thinking about farm raising humans who only eat granola and soy. These farms will most likely be located in Alabama. Again with the Alabama.... Yes, why Alabama? Its an obsure Cheech and Chong reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent By-Tor Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 16 2009, 10:35 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 16 2009, 08:58 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jul 15 2009, 02:55 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Jul 15 2009, 11:06 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 14 2009, 10:43 AM) do you know how hard it is to find a pic of a fat vampire? That's because Vampires are vain and are generally in great shape. However in this era of fast food, they tend to get a lot of bad stuff in there blood. The preservatives in peoples blood these days is making it hard for a vampire to eat healthy. There thinking about farm raising humans who only eat granola and soy. These farms will most likely be located in Alabama. Again with the Alabama.... Yes, why Alabama? Its an obsure Cheech and Chong reference. ah... figures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 16 2009, 10:35 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 16 2009, 08:58 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jul 15 2009, 02:55 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Jul 15 2009, 11:06 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 14 2009, 10:43 AM) do you know how hard it is to find a pic of a fat vampire? That's because Vampires are vain and are generally in great shape. However in this era of fast food, they tend to get a lot of bad stuff in there blood. The preservatives in peoples blood these days is making it hard for a vampire to eat healthy. There thinking about farm raising humans who only eat granola and soy. These farms will most likely be located in Alabama. Again with the Alabama.... Yes, why Alabama? Its an obsure Cheech and Chong reference. Well, don't *I* feel like a doofus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent By-Tor Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jul 16 2009, 10:48 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Jul 16 2009, 10:35 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 16 2009, 08:58 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jul 15 2009, 02:55 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Jul 15 2009, 11:06 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 14 2009, 10:43 AM) do you know how hard it is to find a pic of a fat vampire? That's because Vampires are vain and are generally in great shape. However in this era of fast food, they tend to get a lot of bad stuff in there blood. The preservatives in peoples blood these days is making it hard for a vampire to eat healthy. There thinking about farm raising humans who only eat granola and soy. These farms will most likely be located in Alabama. Again with the Alabama.... Yes, why Alabama? Its an obsure Cheech and Chong reference. Well, don't *I* feel like a doofus? http://culturegoespop.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/n773.jpg Alabama... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernjim Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 the bird bird bird, the bird is the.... oh crap... wrong thread, and I don't have the tools to hijack Tick!! spelling edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernjim Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 6 2009, 11:48 AM) QUOTE (southernjim @ Jul 5 2009, 10:58 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jun 26 2009, 08:15 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Jun 26 2009, 07:55 AM)http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j68/juliagaudette/FatGothKid.jpg i don't think thats a vampire, he's not burning and/or sparkling in the sun. Bloody Hell!!!! That's a man?!?!?! I don't know why I am compelled to go take a number of salt baths.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jul 16 2009, 11:48 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Jul 16 2009, 10:35 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 16 2009, 08:58 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jul 15 2009, 02:55 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Jul 15 2009, 11:06 AM) QUOTE (Agent By-Tor @ Jul 14 2009, 10:43 AM) do you know how hard it is to find a pic of a fat vampire? That's because Vampires are vain and are generally in great shape. However in this era of fast food, they tend to get a lot of bad stuff in there blood. The preservatives in peoples blood these days is making it hard for a vampire to eat healthy. There thinking about farm raising humans who only eat granola and soy. These farms will most likely be located in Alabama. Again with the Alabama.... Yes, why Alabama? Its an obsure Cheech and Chong reference. Well, don't *I* feel like a doofus? The reference was from an old 70's album... "And now its time for, "lets make a dope deal !", where people from all over America, and parts of Alabama, compete for great prizes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 Fat Vampire has been nominated by the internet message board association as 2009 thread of the year ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Sweet! Go Fat Vampire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernjim Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 19 2009, 11:28 AM) Fat Vampire has been nominated by the internet message board association as 2009 thread of the year ! Keepin' the dream alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/NecroBolt/eddievamp.jpg Listen Jimmy, we have you tied up and are gonna feed you True Blood LITE for a month. It's for your OWN good, cuz you're a FAT VAMPIRE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/NecroBolt/n276891.jpg ^^^ THIS BOOK could be the entire reason behind the sudden uprise in obesity among the vampire community. Afraid of being mocked or berated for watching their weight, some vampires have just decided to consume as much as they want, no matter what the cost to their physical appearance. Nothing worse than a macho, fat vampire. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/NecroBolt/daysofnightDM_468x555.jpg "Last time I ate an entire town, I couldn't fit into my skinny jeans for two months. I better watch it this time. I don't want to become a FAT VAMPIRE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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