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Mara
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Something always fires the light

That gets in your pants

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Why do we have pants?

Because we do, roll the laundry.

 

 

Why does shitting your pants happen?

Because it happens roll the laundry.

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You can choose a ready guide

In some celestial voice

If you choose to not wear pants

You still have made a choice!

 

You can choose from shorts and jeans

And other styles inbetween

I will choose a choice that's clear

I will choose no pants!

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Anthem of the pants and anthem of the mind

A song for pants of unknown kind

We marvel after those who sought

New wonders in the pants,

wonders in the pants,

Wonders in the pants they bought

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Split my Pants

oh no my dear

See my underwear again!

 

 

Ripped my pants

Oh my oh dear

Need someone to mend them

So I can get outta here!

 

 

 

 

 

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Waiting for the winds of change

To sweep the pants away

Waiting for the rainbows end

To cast its pants your way

Pantless ways

You pass the days

 

Waiting for someone to call

And turn your shorts around

Looking for an answer to

The pants you have found

Feeling for

An open fly

 

You dont get pants for nothing

You dont get shorts for free

You wont get pants

With the poo still in your shorts

No matter how cheap your pants might be

 

 

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