Nuts&Bolts Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Here is a really good cookie recipe!!!!!! Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS!!! knuts @bowltz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tick Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 supremely funny ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J0N Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 :rlf: Now thats the kind of cooking i'm up for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 QUOTE (J0N @ Dec 19 2007, 06:18 PM) :rlf: Now thats the kind of cooking i'm up for sayin'!!! i cook like that all year round man!! no wonder my kids hate my cooking... i'm just sayin' thanks for that Brutus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Dec 19 2007, 06:58 PM) QUOTE (J0N @ Dec 19 2007, 06:18 PM) :rlf: Now thats the kind of cooking i'm up for sayin'!!! i cook like that all year round man!! no wonder my kids hate my cooking... i'm just sayin' thanks for that Brutus... I thought you cooked with RUM??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 QUOTE (CeeJ @ Dec 19 2007, 07:07 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Dec 19 2007, 06:58 PM) QUOTE (J0N @ Dec 19 2007, 06:18 PM) :rlf: Now thats the kind of cooking i'm up for sayin'!!! i cook like that all year round man!! no wonder my kids hate my cooking... i'm just sayin' thanks for that Brutus... I thought you cooked with RUM??? dude... i cook with whatever bottle is within reach.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syrinxpriest 2112 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Ha! ah, alcoholism... but seriously, in the name of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Been there done that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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