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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.
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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.
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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.
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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

Yes, it's either that or "Oh that this too solid flesh would melt..." :eyeroll:

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

Yes, it's either that or "Oh that this too solid flesh would melt..." :eyeroll:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.
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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

Yes, it's either that or "Oh that this too solid flesh would melt..." :eyeroll:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.

The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. :16ton:

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

Yes, it's either that or "Oh that this too solid flesh would melt..." :eyeroll:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.

The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. :16ton:

The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week". What does that mean? :huh:

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

Yes, it's either that or "Oh that this too solid flesh would melt..." :eyeroll:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.

The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. :16ton:

The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...

No Mungo... never kill a customer.

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

Yes, it's either that or "Oh that this too solid flesh would melt..." :eyeroll:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.

The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. :16ton:

The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...

No Mungo... never kill a customer.

When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :moon:

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

Yes, it's either that or "Oh that this too solid flesh would melt..." :eyeroll:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.

The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. :16ton:

The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...

No Mungo... never kill a customer.

When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :moon:

Yeah, this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in.

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

Yes, it's either that or "Oh that this too solid flesh would melt..." :eyeroll:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.

The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. :16ton:

The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...

No Mungo... never kill a customer.

When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :moon:

Yeah, this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in.

Here! Here! You're on TRF, aren't you? He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face! :cool: :cool:

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

Yes, it's either that or "Oh that this too solid flesh would melt..." :eyeroll:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.

The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. :16ton:

The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...

No Mungo... never kill a customer.

When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :moon:

Yeah, this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in.

Here! Here! You're on TRF, aren't you? He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face! :cool: :cool:

so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said, the dead crab she said, she said. Well, her sister's gone to Rhodesia what with her womb and all

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening.

What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? :popcorn:

Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars.

What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight.

Only Snowdon's been re-touching my profile and we can't upset the lovely Snowdon, can we? :tsk:

Well, we knew as well as anyone that the monsoons were due, but the thing was, Ricky and I had just had a blow dry and rinse, and we couldn't go out for a couple of days.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England...Funny he looks like a poof. :blink:

well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs.

And those continentals had better watch out for their dirty foreign literature. :bang bang: :hug2:

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

Yes, it's either that or "Oh that this too solid flesh would melt..." :eyeroll:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.

The local Council here have over fifty hypnosis-induced twenty-five story blocks, put up by El Mystico and Janet. :16ton:

The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...

No Mungo... never kill a customer.

When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! :moon:

Yeah, this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in.

Here! Here! You're on TRF, aren't you? He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face! :cool: :cool:

so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said, the dead crab she said, she said. Well, her sister's gone to Rhodesia what with her womb and all

Oh, sorry, mum ... Now if we lived in Rhodesia there'd be someone to mop that up for you.

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All right, I'll sack one of the servants. Simpkins! Nasty tinny sort of name. SIMPKINS! :bitchslap:

Better still, we can't afford to take any chances, sack the entire washing-up staff.

That's the most exciting new idea I've heard in years! It's so simple it's brilliant! :cheers:

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All right, I'll sack one of the servants. Simpkins! Nasty tinny sort of name. SIMPKINS! :bitchslap:

Better still, we can't afford to take any chances, sack the entire washing-up staff.

That's the most exciting new idea I've heard in years! It's so simple it's brilliant! :cheers:

It's all a bit zany - you know a bit madcap funster... frankly I don't fully understand it myself, the kids seem to like it. I much prefer Des O'Connor ... Rolf Harris ... Tom Jones, you know...

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