Bastille Night Posted December 3, 2005 Author Share Posted December 3, 2005 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 No, f*ck off, I'm full... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oberon Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 But sir, it's only wafer-thin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Well, alright..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Hello miss? What do you mean miss? Oh, I'm sorry I have a cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Shut your festering gob ya tit! Your kind makes me puke! You snot nosed, malodorous pervert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stickman Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 NOW SHOWING AT OTHER DANK CINEMAS' 'AT THE PORTNOY CINEMA PICCADILLY' 'WINNER OF THE GOLDEN PALM, TORREMOLINOS' 'RAINWEAR THROUGH THE AGES' 'COMING SOON' 'AT THE JODRELL CINEMA, COCKFOSTERS' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 neat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oberon Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Conquistador Coffee gives a new meaning to the word 'vomit'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 neat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 It could be carried by an African swallow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Oh yes, an African Swallow maybe, but not a European Swallow, that's my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Oh yeah I agree with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 But then of course, African Swallows are non-migratory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisibleairwaves Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I am no longer infected! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 My nipples explode with delight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 The phrase for- Can you direct me to the railway station? Is here translated in the english phrase- Please fondle my buttocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedford2112 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 I'm Brian, and so's my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barchetta Unlimited Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (Sark @ Dec 23 2005, 05:19 PM)The phrase for- Can you direct me to the railway station? Is here translated in the english phrase- Please fondle my buttocks. Please fondle my bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barchetta Unlimited Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 There's a whole horde of them marauding Visigoths to see y'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Why don't you try WH Smith? I did, they sent me here. Did they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Do you have "Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 (In high pitched drag falsetto) "OH!! Mrs. Niggerbaiters exploded!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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