doubled_mystic Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a walking pile of pig slop, when my parents had driven all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry? No, because there's no crying in baseball"- Jimmy Dugan, League of their Own "What's your major malfunction numbnuts? didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?" Sgt Hartman, Full Metal Jacket "Are you quitting on me? Well are you? Then quit you slimy f'ing walrus-looking piece of s***! Get the F^^^ off of my obstacle. Get the f^^^ down off of my obstacle! Now, move it! I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of world. I will motivate you Pyle, if it short-dicks every canibal on the Congo!" Sgt Hartman, Full Metal Jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 A League of Their Own: Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station. Robin Williams Good Morning, Vietnam: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 QUOTE (Barney's Alter @ Mar 13 2007, 06:00 PM)"Niiiiice beaver!" - Naked Gun Thank you. I just had it stuffed. Funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "You done made me mess up my dick hand." The whore in PHONE BOOTH. Still cracks me up every time i think about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Dr. Fronkensteen: "What knockers!" Inga: "Oh! Thank you Doctor" Young Frankenstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney's Alter Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "Josh, is that you?" - Blair Witch Project "I'm the king of the world!" - Titanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney's Alter Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "I got laid! I got laid!" - Porky's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney's Alter Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 (edited) "You dick!!" - Fast Times in Ridgemont High Edited March 14, 2007 by Barney's Alter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney's Alter Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "Wax-on, wax-off" - The Karate Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "It's good to be the king" History of the World pt 1 "I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue" Airplane "You're talking about the non-sensical ramblings of a lunatic mind" Young Frankenstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 (edited) a few more (this is what happens when you watch too many movies) "Wagon Train's a really cool show, but have you noticed they never really get anywhere? They just go on wagon training" Stand By Me "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" The Godfather "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walked into mine" Casablanca "I am Spartacus" Spartacus Edited March 14, 2007 by doubled_mystic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 13 2007, 04:52 PM) "Let's talk about something important. PUT....that coffee...DOWN. Coffee is for closers only." Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross. The best seven minute cameo EVER. Watch it HERE. Strong language! Yeah that's a great scene from a great film with a seriously great cast and Baldwin really rose to the occasion and proved he had brass balls too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Dirty Harry The Mayor: Well let's have it. Harry Callahan: Have what? The Mayor: A report! What have you been doing? Harry Callahan: Well, for the past three quarters of an hour I've been sitting on my ass in your outer office waiting on you! and Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy. The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that? Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Some great ones from Brain Donors Jacques: Are you Roland T. Flakfizer? Flakfizer: That all depends. Do I owe you money? Jacques: No. Flakfizer: In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you? Jacques: No. Flakfizer: Then I'm your man! It's said that behind every great man there is a great woman, and I'm glad the woman behind me is Lillian; because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade. Volare: Do you realize what I was doing at the age of seven? Roland T. Flakfizer: I can imagine and you must be thankful you didn't go blind. Volare: I was dancing professionally. Roland T. Flakfizer: Whatever you call it. Flogging the carrot, polishing the cuestick, choking the chicken, clearing the snorkel... Flakfizer: Lillian, I could make love to you right here. Lillian Oglethorpe: Roland, let's keep this professional. Flakfizer: Fine. I'll charge you fifty bucks a pop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun_Dog_2112 Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? Animal House 1978 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney's Alter Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "Mmmmm yeah...." - Office Space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 QUOTE (Batman @ Mar 14 2007, 08:11 AM) Some great ones from Brain Donors Jacques: Are you Roland T. Flakfizer? Flakfizer: That all depends. Do I owe you money? Jacques: No. Flakfizer: In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you? Jacques: No. Flakfizer: Then I'm your man! It's said that behind every great man there is a great woman, and I'm glad the woman behind me is Lillian; because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade. Volare: Do you realize what I was doing at the age of seven? Roland T. Flakfizer: I can imagine and you must be thankful you didn't go blind. Volare: I was dancing professionally. Roland T. Flakfizer: Whatever you call it. Flogging the carrot, polishing the cuestick, choking the chicken, clearing the snorkel... Flakfizer: Lillian, I could make love to you right here. Lillian Oglethorpe: Roland, let's keep this professional. Flakfizer: Fine. I'll charge you fifty bucks a pop. I saw Brain Doners in the theater. Just me, my brother, a friend, and maybe five other people in the theater. We laughed our asses off the whole movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-13 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 William Miller- "so Russell, what do you love about music?" Russell- "Everything" Almost Famous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Lou Loomis: What's the sign say? Angie D'Annunzio: No bare feet. Lou Loomis: [picks him up by the shirt collar] What's that sign say? Angie D'Annunzio: No fighting. Lou Loomis: What's that mean? Angie D'Annunzio: No fighting. Lou Loomis: You owe me one gumball machine. What's that candy wrapper doing there? Well don't you see it? Well pick it up. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lou Loomis: I'm going to put it right on the line. There's been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys want to get fired. If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Could you please step on the same foot at the same time? My tits are falling off! History Of the World, Part I<-- Click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Barney's Alter Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 (edited) Peter: "Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?" Lawrence: "I'll tell you what I'd do - two chicks at the same time, man..." - Office Space. Edited March 15, 2007 by Barney's Alter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Blue Tom: "I should have killed you this morning when I had the chance." Cord McNally : "You shoulda tried." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Josey : "seems like whenever I get to liking somebody they aint around long." Old Man : "I notice when you get to disliking somebody, they aint around for long either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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