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QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 5 2006, 10:36 AM)
QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Sep 5 2006, 09:48 AM)
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QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Sep 4 2006, 12:44 PM)
Cats.

*NON-COMEDY ALERT! NON-COMEDY ALERT!*

 

What species should be eradicated from the face of the Earth?

 

*RESUME COMEDY MODE.*

How can you hate cats?

 

I know, some of them are evil, but, there so cute. how can you not love them ?

All of them are evil. They are not cute. They have creepy staring eyes and they want to steal your soul and take it to their master, Satan.

Dude, not all of them are blood thursty fiends. One of my cats is, but the other is an angel.

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QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Sep 5 2006, 12:01 PM)
QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 5 2006, 10:36 AM)
QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Sep 5 2006, 09:48 AM)
QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 5 2006, 09:46 AM)
QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Sep 4 2006, 12:44 PM)
Cats.

*NON-COMEDY ALERT! NON-COMEDY ALERT!*

 

What species should be eradicated from the face of the Earth?

 

*RESUME COMEDY MODE.*

How can you hate cats?

 

I know, some of them are evil, but, there so cute. how can you not love them ?

All of them are evil. They are not cute. They have creepy staring eyes and they want to steal your soul and take it to their master, Satan.

Dude, not all of them are blood thursty fiends. One of my cats is, but the other is an angel.

It's only pretending. Biding it's time. Waiting to lull you into a false sense of security before it strikes.

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Anyway, you love cats and I hate them. That's fine. It would be a very boring world if we all liked the same things.

 

Now let's get back to the fun stuff. Give me answers! Good ones, too. Not silly stuff like chocolate plates and frosted knives.

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QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Sep 5 2006, 12:12 PM)
The Venture Brothers. (Your avatar, and sig made me come up with it)

What is the title of the comedically brilliant show created by Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer? (Not funny, I know. Sorry, I'm just a Venture Bros. nut.) I introduced a friend to the show Saturday, I showed him the "Ice Station Impossible" ep and now he's hooked. "Doctor Venture is pregnant?!"

 

 

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QUOTE (Rush! @ Sep 5 2006, 02:23 PM)
An amazing lyricist & bass player who was formerly with a band whose original lead singer/songwriter has recently died.

Who is Roger 'I hate dry ice' Waters?

 

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QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 5 2006, 02:15 PM)
QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Sep 5 2006, 12:12 PM)
The Venture Brothers. (Your avatar, and sig made me come up with it)

What is the title of the comedically brilliant show created by Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer? (Not funny, I know. Sorry, I'm just a Venture Bros. nut.) I introduced a friend to the show Saturday, I showed him the "Ice Station Impossible" ep and now he's hooked. "Doctor Venture is pregnant?!"

I watched that last night, or atleast a bit of it.

 

Dr. Venture went to some park, but the boys couldnt go in it. They end up all being captured by a 100- year- old- cripple.

 

Thats all i remember seeing.

 

 

An new answer:

 

School.

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QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 4 2006, 03:49 PM)
QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Sep 1 2006, 09:36 PM)
QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Sep 1 2006, 09:47 AM)
Grease me up baby!

JAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, forgot about this.

 

Let's see.

 

Hmmm....

 

OK: What does Huck say after donning his sheep suit?

(Remember that this is a comedy thread. Don't kill me, Huck!)

rofl3.gif rofl3.gif rofl3.gif

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