Tick Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 tickoscope special event, day 7. santas raindeer. donner - donner is an intellectual know it all. he is best known as the father of rudolph. the other raindeer cant stand him. donner has recently taken to anti depressants lately when he found out rudolph is not really his kid. he divorsed his wife after finding out she had an affair with the heat mizer back in the day. it seems the old mizer had a fetish for raindeer and also fathered a second child named fireball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 21 2006, 07:38 AM) tickoscope special event, day 7. santas raindeer. donner - donner is an intellectual know it all. he is best known as the father of rudolph. the other raindeer cant stand him. donner has recently taken to anti depressants lately when he found out rudolph is not really his kid. he divorsed his wife after finding out she had an affair with the heat mizer back in the day. it seems the old mizer had a fetish for raindeer and also fathered a second child named fireball. I'm guessing you got some help from the christmas specials? I didnt see the Mizer one this year... must have missed it. I saw the '74 one about how Santa started and everything. and the 64' one on Rudolph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 21 2006, 05:38 AM) tickoscope special event, day 7. santas raindeer. donner - donner is an intellectual know it all. he is best known as the father of rudolph. the other raindeer cant stand him. donner has recently taken to anti depressants lately when he found out rudolph is not really his kid. he divorsed his wife after finding out she had an affair with the heat mizer back in the day. it seems the old mizer had a fetish for raindeer and also fathered a second child named fireball. Reindeer Scandal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 tickoscope special event, day 8 santas raindeer blitzen - blitzen has always been the bad boy of the bunch, he is party animal who loves booze and fast raindeer, he has been arrested twice, once for F.W.I.(flying while intoxicated) and the second time for possesion of magic dust. santa says this year blitzen had better clean up his act or it will be his last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h173/blonde77th/ani-santalaf.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 22 2006, 07:04 AM) tickoscope special event, day 8 santas raindeer blitzen - blitzen has always been the bad boy of the bunch, he is party animal who loves booze and fast raindeer, he has been arrested twice, once for F.W.I.(flying while intoxicated) and the second time for possesion of magic dust. santa says this year blitzen had better clean up his act or it will be his last. blitzen, you bad boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 22 2006, 09:04 AM) tickoscope special event, day 8 santas raindeer blitzen - blitzen has always been the bad boy of the bunch, he is party animal who loves booze and fast raindeer, he has been arrested twice, once for F.W.I.(flying while intoxicated) and the second time for possesion of magic dust. santa says this year blitzen had better clean up his act or it will be his last. Magic Dust addict. Rudolph is next i presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Dec 22 2006, 10:36 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Dec 22 2006, 09:04 AM) tickoscope special event, day 8 santas raindeer blitzen - blitzen has always been the bad boy of the bunch, he is party animal who loves booze and fast raindeer, he has been arrested twice, once for F.W.I.(flying while intoxicated) and the second time for possesion of magic dust. santa says this year blitzen had better clean up his act or it will be his last. Magic Dust addict. Rudolph is next i presume? yes indeed, rudolph will wrap up the tickoscope for the christmas season but ill work on a new years one. tomorrow will will find out more about rudolphs red nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 tick, you wouldn't happen to be the TRUTHTELLER, would you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 QUOTE (daveyt @ Dec 22 2006, 12:22 PM) tick, you wouldn't happen to be the TRUTHTELLER, would you?? f**k no ! dont compare me to that no talent loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 22 2006, 11:25 AM) QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Dec 22 2006, 10:36 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Dec 22 2006, 09:04 AM) tickoscope special event, day 8 santas raindeer blitzen - blitzen has always been the bad boy of the bunch, he is party animal who loves booze and fast raindeer, he has been arrested twice, once for F.W.I.(flying while intoxicated) and the second time for possesion of magic dust. santa says this year blitzen had better clean up his act or it will be his last. Magic Dust addict. Rudolph is next i presume? yes indeed, rudolph will wrap up the tickoscope for the christmas season but ill work on a new years one. tomorrow will will find out more about rudolphs red nose. I already know, isnt it a tumour? Well, you should do one on Santa too, just to get to "The Eve" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 (edited) tickoscope special event, day 9 ! santas raindeer rudolph - rudolph the red nosed raindeer had a very shiny nose, that is untill one day in 1985 when it stopped glowing. this was not good for rudolph, after growing up a freak he now relied on that nose to keep him employed. he needed to do something and quick, christmas was only three days away and without that nose he was a useless piece of shit in santas eyes, just watch the show we all know the way he was treated. so anyway he had a top elf surgeon, herbie, (yup herbie desided not to be a dentist after all) to do a nose replacement. he now has a electronic tri colored nose that blinks in three colors ! green to tell the raindeer to move, yellow to tell the raindeer to slow down, and of coarse the traditional red to tell the raindeer to slow the f**k down theres a house up ahead ! i would like to thank the loyal tickoscope readers that motivate me to keep writing this nonsence, a merry christmas to you all i hope you enjoyed my holiday event, see you all soon. Edited December 23, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/moving%20pictures%20smilies/Animation2222111111.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Hilariously brilliant stuff Ticker. I read them all in one shot and now my sides hurt. Have a great holiday at that Nexus of all Surreality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 23 2006, 08:28 AM) tickoscope special event, day 9 ! santas raindeer rudolph - rudolph the red nosed raindeer had a very shiny nose, that is untill one day in 1985 when it stopped glowing. this was not good for rudolph, after growing up a freak he now relied on that nose to keep him employed. he needed to do something and quick, christmas was only three days away and without that nose he was a useless piece of shit in santas eyes, just watch the show we all know the way he was treated. so anyway he had a top elf surgeon, herbie, (yup herbie desided not to be a dentist after all) to do a nose replacement. he now has a electronic tri colored nose that blinks in three colors ! green to tell the raindeer to move, yellow to tell the raindeer to slow down, and of coarse the traditional red to tell the raindeer to slow the f**k down theres a house up ahead ! a would like to thank the loyal tickoscope readers that motivate me to keep writing this nonsence, a merry christmas to you all i hope you enjoyed my holiday event, see you all soon. Hillarious. I actually got to see rudolph this year anyway, thanks for doing this super special event. I was only expecting 1 Tickoscope for tomorrow or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 23 2006, 06:28 AM) tickoscope special event, day 9 ! santas raindeer rudolph - rudolph the red nosed raindeer had a very shiny nose, that is untill one day in 1985 when it stopped glowing. this was not good for rudolph, after growing up a freak he now relied on that nose to keep him employed. he needed to do something and quick, christmas was only three days away and without that nose he was a useless piece of shit in santas eyes, just watch the show we all know the way he was treated. so anyway he had a top elf surgeon, herbie, (yup herbie desided not to be a dentist after all) to do a nose replacement. he now has a electronic tri colored nose that blinks in three colors ! green to tell the raindeer to move, yellow to tell the raindeer to slow down, and of coarse the traditional red to tell the raindeer to slow the f**k down theres a house up ahead ! a would like to thank the loyal tickoscope readers that motivate me to keep writing this nonsence, a merry christmas to you all i hope you enjoyed my holiday event, see you all soon. Merry Christmas to you, tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Merry Christmas to you & your Family Tick http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h173/blonde77th/ani-santalaf.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 So, will there be a new years one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 (edited) tickoscope christmas eve edition... santa ? as your eating shrimp cocktail and slurping eggnog this evening think about this, if santa is not real then why did someone make up an enormous fat guy in a tacky red suit with a long unsanitary white beard ? he just may be real. Edited December 24, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 24 2006, 09:16 AM) tickoscope christmas eve edition... santa ? as your eating shrimp cocktail and slurping eggnog this evening think about this, if santa is not real then why did someone make up an enormous fat guy in a tacky red suit with a long unsanitary white beard ? he just may be real. Thats something to think about... Maybe he died a long time ago, and his legend lives on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 24 2006, 08:16 AM) tickoscope christmas eve edition... santa ? as your eating shrimp cocktail and slurping eggnog this evening think about this, if santa is not real then why did someone make up an enormous fat guy in a tacky red suit with a long unsanitary white beard ? he just may be real. Happy Holidays!!! http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q275/ceejspics3/manger.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 So, will there be a New Years one? When is new yearS? wow. lost track of days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 26, 2006 Author Share Posted December 26, 2006 QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Dec 26 2006, 07:07 PM) So, will there be a New Years one? When is new yearS? wow. lost track of days. i will do it on new years eve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 26 2006, 07:12 PM) QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Dec 26 2006, 07:07 PM) So, will there be a New Years one? When is new yearS? wow. lost track of days. i will do it on new years eve. sweet. Its good to have a nice tockoscope every once in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 29, 2006 Author Share Posted December 29, 2006 tickoscope for no special reason... if you eat a hotdog cold, what is it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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