Tick Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 todays tickoscope is... if you swollow a knife you will bleed internally. it will also hurt when you poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 You've just described my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Aug 15 2006, 09:10 AM) You've just described my day. That bad, huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 QUOTE (Daylin @ Aug 15 2006, 10:13 AM) QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Aug 15 2006, 09:10 AM) You've just described my day. That bad, huh Let's just say I ate some food last night and I'm paying for it today. Mother Nature, when she calls, has me on speed dial today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Aug 15 2006, 09:21 AM) QUOTE (Daylin @ Aug 15 2006, 10:13 AM) QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Aug 15 2006, 09:10 AM) You've just described my day. That bad, huh Let's just say I ate some food last night and I'm paying for it today. Mother Nature, when she calls, has me on speed dial today. I hope you're not at work! Nothing worse then being on 'speed dial' at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 15 2006, 10:05 AM) todays tickoscope is... if you swollow a knife you will bleed internally. it will also hurt when you poop. I like it... I won't swallow a knife today. Thanks for the advise Tick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 That would hurt ...hope you feel better Daylin ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 15 2006, 10:05 AM) todays tickoscope is... if you swollow a knife you will bleed internally. it will also hurt when you poop. Wow, ok. i'll look out for knifes then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 16, 2006 Author Share Posted August 16, 2006 todays tickoscope... if you run out in front of a bus traveling at 55 miles per hour you will be severly injured and might even be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 omg u saved my life with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I'm on my way to the bus now. I will be sure not to get in front of it. Thanks again TICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 16 2006, 03:14 PM) todays tickoscope... if you run out in front of a bus traveling at 55 miles per hour you will be severly injured and might even be killed. Are you sure, seems odd to me, I'll try to see if it's true... I love you all...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 A-C-I-D. Acid. Pure acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 16 2006, 09:14 AM)todays tickoscope... if you run out in front of a bus traveling at 55 miles per hour you will be severly injured and might even be killed. your on the ball, eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 QUOTE (Sonilink @ Aug 16 2006, 10:19 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Aug 16 2006, 03:14 PM) todays tickoscope... if you run out in front of a bus traveling at 55 miles per hour you will be severly injured and might even be killed. Are you sure, seems odd to me, I'll try to see if it's true... I love you all...! No No don't do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 :fells like a mashed potato: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arndrake Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Ow...... what hit me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 17, 2006 Author Share Posted August 17, 2006 todays tickoscope... if your going out this saturday night, grab a thermomater and take your temperature. if its over 98.7 degrees you have a fever. being thats its saturday night take advatage of this buy wearing a white leasure suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2006, 12:55 PM) todays tickoscope... if your going out this saturday night, grab a thermomater and take your temperature. if its over 98.7 degrees you have a fever. being thats its saturday night take advatage of this buy wearing a white leasure suit. I don't have a white leisure suit What's the alternative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 17, 2006 Author Share Posted August 17, 2006 QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Aug 17 2006, 07:56 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2006, 12:55 PM) todays tickoscope... if your going out this saturday night, grab a thermomater and take your temperature. if its over 98.7 degrees you have a fever. being thats its saturday night take advatage of this buy wearing a white leasure suit. I don't have a white leisure suit What's the alternative? well sometimes like in the olden days you make due with what you have. just take a can of white spray paint and apply 2 coats to whatever color leasure suit you own, this should work fine. if you dont own a leasure suit thats ok just wear a regular suit and a shirt with a really big collar, no one will know the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2006, 01:05 PM) QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Aug 17 2006, 07:56 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2006, 12:55 PM) todays tickoscope... if your going out this saturday night, grab a thermomater and take your temperature. if its over 98.7 degrees you have a fever. being thats its saturday night take advatage of this buy wearing a white leasure suit. I don't have a white leisure suit What's the alternative? well sometimes like in the olden days you make due with what you have. just take a can of white spray paint and apply 2 coats to whatever color leasure suit you own, this should work fine. if you dont own a leasure suit thats ok just wear a regular suit and a shirt with a really big collar, no one will know the difference. AHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 17, 2006 Author Share Posted August 17, 2006 tonights tickoscope is... if you go to a funeral wearing colorfull island wear you will get dirty looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 (edited) QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2006, 05:27 PM) tonights tickoscope is... if you go to a funeral wearing colorfull island wear you will get dirty looks. I suppose so. 'course ive never tried it. and i proably wont. thank you for your guidance oh Great One! Edited August 17, 2006 by KublaKhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 todays tickoscope... if you remember only one thing, it takes two to tango, threes a crowd, yell four if your golf ball goes astray, number five is still alive, 666 the number of the beast and the moon in the seventh house ! (whatever the f**k that means ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/palominodweezil/headscratch.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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