fledgehog Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 Because sweet baked pipes couldn't make enough money to support my family. Why is the world flat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Well, throw an apple off the edge of the world... see what happens is will prove what is what. Why do most canadians (like myself) love maple syrup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 Maple syrup for the masses is one of the better organizations founded by King Lewie the XYZeth. Check into it there. How much stuff would a woodchuck f**k if a woodchuck could f**k stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Well times the mass and height of the woodstock subtract the weight and height of the stuff and incorporate how fast the woodstock goes... Then you got your answer How much peppers does it take for a goose to eat a stuffed feather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 Seventeen. Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 No, your Mother is a sandwich. Are all sheep sweaty after a good moonbathe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted July 30, 2006 Author Share Posted July 30, 2006 If the moon is dark and the light is dark then when the world will. Should I cross the road to get to the other side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 only if you need something over there Should i do the rain dance ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Only if all calculators on the face of Pluto eat flags tonight, then you have no chance. Is the Enter key really successful in life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 not at all unless you want to go somewhere do people eat worms ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Nah, the worms won't let them. They call Uncle Tom and he takes care of them in a jiffy. Do you believe in Santa Claus's ability to do a trapeze act while eating 367 bowls of soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 No Way. i'm almost one hundred percent sure I havnt seen him tame a lion with a chair while eating 400 bowls of soup. Aleast thats what I've smelled. If You Get Internet in your butt, would you die of thurst? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i doubt it but would be very interesting to watch does everybody Yahoo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 I dont Yahoo, but I definitely go on Wikipedia, which can deliver McDonalds to your neighbours in 5.7 days. Are smilies planning to take over Mercury? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 That is scheduled for 2007 What is your feet in inches ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Uhm..... The same as Pi over 9 squared times to. Why do mooses love human food ( by which i mean muffins) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Mooses eat muffins in order to help their urinary puppycock tract disorder. Feel free to rename that an infection as well. I've always wondered why the 3-headed cat "Close Fast Reply" always gets thrown in the dust bin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Because Fat people are in denial about there weight, which causes a flux in universal time movement, causing a dust bin movement. do fat people laways have to air drum to YYZ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 laways does. Why did the laways cross the orad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Because Jimmy Carter thinks it's fine. Why does wrapping paper always try to escape their prison in Indonesia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 because they can why are jelly beans not square ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Actually in a parallel universe they are, but the laws of existential geodesic quantameter do not permit this in our space/time continuum Is Paris Hiltons brain a doppleganger for a cheese sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Yes definitely, didnt you see the way she rapes a tree in her music video? Does Suicide and Drums make you think of anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 It makes me think of Grandma's getting owned. When Grandma's get owned, do they shine or turn into sea monkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Regularly, but there are some Common cases of Rare blood diseases, and being knocked out. If you play Pink Floyd's "Echoes" backwards does it sound like you father being attacked by Chauvanistic Rabbits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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