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QUOTE (dweezil @ Mar 10 2005, 03:06 PM)
MMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

Tight Pants!

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Too good for just one post.

 

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I was going to buy my friend a power drill for his birthday, but I figured, the last thing he really wants is another boring gift, right?

 

I'm bored of this thread now.. see ya. cool.gif

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We get so far and then it just starts rewinding

And that same old song. We're playing it again.

Suspension without suspense.

Now that I've murdered your inspiration.

And I've forced you up. Do you hate me?

Do you want revenge? I want to call you, but I won't.

We get so far..

 

tonight i watch the lights go out in your house. wondering how i can get so deep and you can still get sleep.

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recent episode at school....this is random...I warn you

 

[in school hallway near math]

 

My Asian friend: "I used to be black"

My caucasion friend: "I used to be Asian"

 

[A guy that all of us don't like and looks EXACTLY like Jesus starts walking almost past us...]

 

Me: "I used to be Jesus [points back, not at him but towards him]...but then that guy took my spot"

 

had a good laugh... laugh.gif

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it's gotten late and now i want to be alone

all of our friends were here, they all have gone home

and here i sit on the front porch watching the drunks stumble forth into the night

"you gave me a heart attack; i did not see you there. i thought you had disappeared so early away from here."

And this is the chance I never got to make a move. But we just talk about the people we've met in the last 5 years. And will remember them in ten more?

I let you bum a smoke, you quit this winter past. I've tried twice before but like this, it just will not last.

 

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God bless the daylight, the sugary smell of springtime

remembering when you were mine in a still suburban town

 

When every Thursday, I'd brave those mountain passes

and you'd skip your early classes and we'd learn how our bodies worked

 

God damn the black night, with all its foul temptations

I've become what I always hated when I was with you then

 

We looked like giants in the back of my grey subcompact

fumbling to make contact as the others slept inside

and together there in a shroud of frost, the mountain air

began to pass through every pane of weathered glass

and I held you closer than anyone would ever get

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One dark night, in the middle of the day, two dead boys went out to play. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came to kill the two dead boys. I don't know if this story is new, but if I'm lying, it must be true!
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I just found out that the breed of my little dog is naturally hypoglycemic and that I haven't been feeding him often enough for the last 6 years I have had him. I feel irresponsible, sorry, and sick to my stomach. I AM an idiot.
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