Ancient Queen Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^ Electric company shut off power to his house cuz he overused it so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentScotty Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^ Right next door... ...to Sphincterville... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Queen Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^ ...his old haunting grounds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^ConEd interupted her power during her Orgasmatron 3000 session the previous night. The scream of NO!!!!! was heard for miles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^Prompting Ouchie to immediately call her up to offer her the use of his...with him in it of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Queen Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^ Got jealous after hearing about that and threatened Ouchie that she'd revoke the warranty if he dared betray the nifty his/her feature on someone other than her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^Likes to watch...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^Thinking about opening a chain of Orgasmatron stores and dubbing himself 'King Cum' for the commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^Gets all wet and wild whilst discussing politics with Ouchie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^Wears a portable Orgasmatron to work. Co-workers see her flopping on the floor in ecstacy, but in proper British tradition to not inquire on how she is due to fear of being improper thinking she might be epileptic and do not want to embaress her or themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^fantasises about the English using the orgasmatron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^Will be poster child of Orgasmatron for all of Britain. [game off] If there were ever a society/people in need of the Orgasmatron, it is the English.[game on] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^thinks the english don't know how to have a good orgasmatron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^Has been commanded to do an Orgasmatron demonstration for the Queen and Camilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^ He's an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 (edited) ^^^ has a saggy ass. (I'm sure. Never seen it.) edit: forgot what thread I was in. Edited May 24, 2006 by sullysue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^has a saggier ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^Her ass is so saggy she's gotta drag a wagon around behind her to carry it so it doesn't drag on the ground and pick up various bits of debris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^ She's a hoss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^The Navy is still after his ass to put on display for 'Fleet Week'. "Oh Boooyss...Loookeee here!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^Likes to hang out at the docks. Looking for a few good men....and women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 (edited) ^^ He's was an ass, now a goon. Edited May 24, 2006 by barney_rebel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^Thinks his idea of a fancy meal is going Harvey's for Poutine, and Tim Horton's for dessert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Muta Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^Spends 14 hours a day searching porn sites in hopes of finding the perfect juvenile penile pole projection to toss off to at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ^^^^^^^^^ Doesn't have to search as he knows all that type of site inside out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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