doubled_mystic Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^^doesn't understand the proper use of a litter box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^Once attempted to chop onions with chopsticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^^thinks soup should be a solid object Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^Thinks stars as he sees them are their actual size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^^doesn't realize that hot gasses -such as those found in stars- can indeed exist that did not eminate from his posterior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^^doesn't realize that hot gasses -such as those found in stars- can indeed exist that are trapped in his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^^^thinks the hot gasses eminating from his backside smell kind of pleasant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^Once mixed an alcoholic beverage in his toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^likes his toilet water straight up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^Likes his toilet water with a little fecal matter mixed in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^Likes his breakfast with fecal matter mixed in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentScotty Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^ Once got in a fight. Someone had accused him of eating shit sandwiches. He beat the crap out of him, and then yelled "Don't ever say that again! I hate bread!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keneticdreamer Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^The concept of bread is waaaay above his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^ Throws the bread away so he can enjoy the shit in the middle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^Throws the bread away so he can enjoy the shit on the outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^ Really needs to put a bit more thought into his flames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^^ Really needs to pu a bit more thought into his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^Has fantasies involving Bill Cosby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^ has fantasies about anything that walks,swims,flys or crawls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^Has amourous feelings for the toaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^ Has a secret porno photo of the toaster which he carries in his wallet and takes out when alone for private "use"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^f*cks his toaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^ Obviously has trouble thinking up decent flames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^ Thinks that a "flame" is a picture of a lot of yellow and red on a piece of paper that says "bonfire" at the top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^Extraordinarily weak flamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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