Alien Girl Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Professes to be the 'Casanova' of self-love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Wants to 'welcome NPF2112 into manhood' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilPeartFan2112 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^ Wants to confirm the fact that I have already reached my manhood, and point out that it might be the reason he can't get a partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^is still yet to grow pubes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Regularly sheds her pubes and is forever having to scoop them out of the shower drain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^has the pubes but still awaiting the penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^It came in and I've got your husband beat by a good 3-inches. Sorry hun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^doesn't know my husband only has 1/2 an inch anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^ That's a half-inch only when he has a hard-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^has been looking in Goobers knickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Her husband has a half-inch penis. Hey, she said it herself 3 posts up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^'Rushgoober' was simply a natural extension of the nickname he's been going around with his whole life 'goober-peanut'...and you know what that's in reference too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^In her heart of hearts has always desperately yearned to have a penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucid Seer Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Mistakenly believes that this length l----------------------l is ten inches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted June 8, 2006 Author Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^ Likes to look and pose his mangina while looking in the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Likes to fondle his man-breasts while looking in the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^would pay good money for a picture of ouchie's man-breasts with which to fondle himself by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted June 8, 2006 Author Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Refuses to shave his man boobs..... http://moosehead.i8.com/images/man_breasts.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keneticdreamer Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^So slow he flamed the wrong person! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted June 8, 2006 Author Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Pleasures herself whilst thinking of Tom Cruise...... http://home.datacomm.ch/andya/TomCruise.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keneticdreamer Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Mistakes me for himself. He actually has the Tom Cruise fixation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Has had fantasies involving both Ouchie AND Tom Cruise at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keneticdreamer Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 (edited) ^^^Doesn't need to fantasize as she has lived the dream. (Oooooo....3 burns at once!) Edited June 8, 2006 by keneticdreamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Obviously know that by indulging in her voyeuristic tendencies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keneticdreamer Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ^^^Tom Cruise is auctioning a video tape of it on e-bay. Even though she is in it, she is still the high bidder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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