priest_of_syrinx Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 1. That was not an e-mail! 2. That makes you a slanderous villain. 3. You should go to SA. 4. That's Slanderers Anonymous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkt2112 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 1) I was multi-tasking 2) Obviously, not very well 3) That was a great catch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 1. I am ill. 2. I love Rush. 3. I believe I have finally found the "Random Thoughts"-type thread on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 just had lunch soup & sandwhich corn on the cob for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 1. I think it may be a while until I make another 20-fact post again. 2. That's usually when I have an interesting story to tell. 3. I don't have one right now, so I'll limit them for a while until there's something interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 1. The way out is the way in. 2. The truth is not the truth. 3. Those might or might not actually be facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 1. My legs hurt. 2. I'm not telling you why. 3. It's not what you think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Aug 22 2007, 10:42 AM) 1. My legs hurt. 2. I'm not telling you why. 3. It's not what you think! I'm wondering why her legs hurt. There are many reasons, but only a few that she would not want to tell. This makes my mind wander to places I don't want to tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Aug 22 2007, 12:43 PM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Aug 22 2007, 10:42 AM) 1. My legs hurt. 2. I'm not telling you why. 3. It's not what you think! I'm wondering why her legs hurt. There are many reasons, but only a few that she would not want to tell. This makes my mind wander to places I don't want to tell. 1. You don't have to tell, you did quite a good job of implying it. 2. I'm wondering too. 3. Lots of people have dirty minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 1.) A possum has a forked penis 2.) Miller Lite taste great but is less filling 3.) I need a nap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I did not know a possum had a forked penis. A bacula is the name of the bone in a warus penis. Coconuts kill more people than sharks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 1. This fact is rubbish. 2. Fact 4 is rubbish. 3. Rubbish is fact 5. 4. Fact 5 doesn't exist. 5. That makes it rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDL2112 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 1. Bored today 2. Bored yesterday 3. Looking forward to tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkt2112 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 1) There is a 100% chance of darkness tonight. 2) The last digit of my license plate is 0. 3) I cannot wait for the kids to get back to school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I need this post to break 200 Then I will probrably want to break 500 I don't know when this will stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 1. I like numbering these posts. 2. There are bees in the basement of our library right now (yikes!) 3. My first class of the semester was cancelled since my professor will be at a conference (yay!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 1. I really like silly threads like this. 2. I spend too much time on the Internet when I should be working. 3. I got one useful thing done today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 1. Potato chips were invented in 1853. 2. Samuel L. Clemens is the real name of Mark Twain. 3. Jupiter has 63 known moons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Yesterday was a long day to-day is a new day going to meet Ceej & Necro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkt2112 Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I) This is the first useless fact of this post. II) This is the useless fact just above the third useless fact of this post. III) If I added 15 to my user name it would be jkt2127 or jkt211215. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 1. I've got vertigo. 2. I don't have Vertigo. 3. I'm not a big U2 fan, you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkt2112 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 A) A is the first letter of the alphabet B is the second letter of the alphabet c) AA is the 27th column in an Excel spreadsheet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Most americans can't find the United States on a map. 56% of french people are stupid. I learned this stuff from TRF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolema Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 It's dark outside I think I'm going bald My joystick (the electronic one) malfunctioned today as I was landing a Bell 412 at Narvik airport in Flight Simulator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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