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I thought there would be more "monkey in Kiss make-up" pictures. :huh:

 

This is a good thing, I guess. Poor monkeys.

 

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/29000/Chimp-in-Kiss-Makeup-Postage-Stamp--29195.jpg

Still from the upcoming movie, "How Bobo Lost His Dignity, and How His Handler Lost Three Fingers and the Use of One Eye."

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To be a little monkey, sitting in a tree,

perhaps a pygmy marmoset, or tiny chimpanzee.

To be lost amongst the leaves, in a world so green and slow,

and to freely toss my shit on the humans down below.

 

From "Poems from the Ape Pagoda" by Paul Simian

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kL362iFbKOE/SkKgPtLMGwI/AAAAAAAAACU/BeeuyiUd-xI/s320/simon.jpg

"Hey Edie! Looka me!

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How doth the little butterfly make flight without a tail?

How much does tiny Lou Reed hate the smaller, Welsh, John Cale?

Why do I throw these queries into this yawning void?

How many spams can a man spam, ma'am, when man-spam is annoyed?

 

:huh:

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How doth the little butterfly make flight without a tail?

How much does tiny Lou Reed hate the smaller, Welsh, John Cale?

Why do I throw these queries into this yawning void?

How many spams can a man spam, ma'am, when man-spam is annoyed?

 

:huh:

 

Answers:

 

- Doesn't need one, although it has a dandy abdomen.

- They're dead, and the dead can't hate.

- You got me. Bored I guess.

- Um...lots?

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But enough about me, how about a word from our friends in the primate world:

 

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/pix4u/monkey.jpg

"It's not lookin good, buddy. Better light one up."

 

All right, monkey, I will.

 

Thank you, little monkey, for your wisdom and guidance. doG bless monkey.

 

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"Let's rock."

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Poor little manatee sleeping in the sea

Scooped up by a fisherman, and sold (still fresh) to me.

Poor little manatee roasting on a spit,

These guys would be a goner if they didn't taste like shit.

 

excerpt from "O Supermanatee" by Laurie Andersquid

 

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Memories of Grade Two:

 

David: Mrs. Twatsky? Can I please go to the bathroom?

Mrs. Twatsky: No, David.

[a few minutes pass]

David: Mrs. Twatsky? I really need to go to the bathroom. Please.

Mrs. Twatsky: I said no, David. It's almost recess. You can wait 'til then.

[David turns red and begins to squirm. He raises his hand. Twatsky ignores him.]

David [voice breaking]: I went in my pants. [begins to cry]

Mrs. Twatsky: Oh for godsakes.

 

Sadly, because of this episode, David became known as "Stinky," a nickname that stuck with him well into high school. Poor bastard.

 

Twatsky also once taped a student to their desk because they couldn't keep still. Ah, mem'ries...

 

http://www.mainething.com/schoolpictures/76-77%20grade%202.jpg

 

(not my school, just a Google pic from around the same time)

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