vaportrailer Posted June 14, 2019 Posted June 14, 2019 I thought there would be more "monkey in Kiss make-up" pictures. This is a good thing, I guess. Poor monkeys. http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/29000/Chimp-in-Kiss-Makeup-Postage-Stamp--29195.jpgStill from the upcoming movie, "How Bobo Lost His Dignity, and How His Handler Lost Three Fingers and the Use of One Eye."
vaportrailer Posted June 14, 2019 Posted June 14, 2019 Jacques the Monkey tonight "Jacques the Monkey! Jacques!"
vaportrailer Posted June 14, 2019 Posted June 14, 2019 (edited) To be a little monkey, sitting in a tree,perhaps a pygmy marmoset, or tiny chimpanzee.To be lost amongst the leaves, in a world so green and slow,and to freely toss my shit on the humans down below. From "Poems from the Ape Pagoda" by Paul Simian http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kL362iFbKOE/SkKgPtLMGwI/AAAAAAAAACU/BeeuyiUd-xI/s320/simon.jpg"Hey Edie! Looka me! Edited June 14, 2019 by vaportrailer
vaportrailer Posted June 14, 2019 Posted June 14, 2019 How doth the little butterfly make flight without a tail?How much does tiny Lou Reed hate the smaller, Welsh, John Cale?Why do I throw these queries into this yawning void?How many spams can a man spam, ma'am, when man-spam is annoyed?
vaportrailer Posted June 14, 2019 Posted June 14, 2019 How doth the little butterfly make flight without a tail?How much does tiny Lou Reed hate the smaller, Welsh, John Cale?Why do I throw these queries into this yawning void?How many spams can a man spam, ma'am, when man-spam is annoyed? Answers: - Doesn't need one, although it has a dandy abdomen.- They're dead, and the dead can't hate.- You got me. Bored I guess.- Um...lots?
vaportrailer Posted June 14, 2019 Posted June 14, 2019 But enough about me, how about a word from our friends in the primate world: http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/pix4u/monkey.jpg"It's not lookin good, buddy. Better light one up." All right, monkey, I will. Thank you, little monkey, for your wisdom and guidance. doG bless monkey. "Let's rock."
vaportrailer Posted June 27, 2019 Posted June 27, 2019 manatee matinee I'll see you at the manatee matinee!
vaportrailer Posted June 27, 2019 Posted June 27, 2019 Poor little manatee sleeping in the seaScooped up by a fisherman, and sold (still fresh) to me.Poor little manatee roasting on a spit,These guys would be a goner if they didn't taste like shit. excerpt from "O Supermanatee" by Laurie Andersquid
vaportrailer Posted June 27, 2019 Posted June 27, 2019 Laurie Anderson and a manatee walk into a bar.The bartender says: "I'm getting the hell out of here."
vaportrailer Posted June 27, 2019 Posted June 27, 2019 Laurie Anderson walks into a manatee.Adrian Belew provides the soundtrack.
vaportrailer Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 vape's a full-on riot! Is that an anagram for "roll it, Fun-o"?
vaportrailer Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 Memories of Grade Two: David: Mrs. Twatsky? Can I please go to the bathroom?Mrs. Twatsky: No, David.[a few minutes pass]David: Mrs. Twatsky? I really need to go to the bathroom. Please.Mrs. Twatsky: I said no, David. It's almost recess. You can wait 'til then.[David turns red and begins to squirm. He raises his hand. Twatsky ignores him.]David [voice breaking]: I went in my pants. [begins to cry]Mrs. Twatsky: Oh for godsakes. Sadly, because of this episode, David became known as "Stinky," a nickname that stuck with him well into high school. Poor bastard. Twatsky also once taped a student to their desk because they couldn't keep still. Ah, mem'ries... http://www.mainething.com/schoolpictures/76-77%20grade%202.jpg (not my school, just a Google pic from around the same time)
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