RUSHHEAD666 Posted May 7, 2017 Author Share Posted May 7, 2017 "Sailor Man" Love, Turbonegro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted May 7, 2017 Author Share Posted May 7, 2017 (edited) Goddamn it, I came here for the X-rated pottery.Well fudge. http://www.theouthouse.ca/data/imagegallery/4a74a594-082d-b040-3d14-4220d0577395/c9a8e956-d11d-baa7-3ed2-13f90dd70cbc.jpg Now we're talkin'! I'd lay down some serious Macedonian right now, but can't figure out copying images using iPad. Your loss. A little Peruvian for your viewing pleasure, perverts. (MOD EDIT: Yeah, a little too perverted for this board.) Wet Dream Theater Fans would love to quote you... "Peruvian Skies" Edited May 7, 2017 by 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 There once was a man from 'Stamboul,Who thus soliloquized to his tool:"You've taken my wealthAnd ruined my health,And now you won't pee, you old fool." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. "There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...." Is that one of Wordsworth's? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 There once was a man from 'Stamboul,Who thus soliloquized to his tool:"You've taken my wealthAnd ruined my health,And now you won't pee, you old fool." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. "There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...." Is that one of Wordsworth's?More like Longfellow. :syrinx: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 There once was a man from 'Stamboul,Who thus soliloquized to his tool:"You've taken my wealthAnd ruined my health,And now you won't pee, you old fool." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Hahaha! Epic! A pure genius! "There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...." He said with a grin, Wiping spunk from his chin If my ear was a c*** I could f**k it...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 There once was a man from Lachine,Who invented a f***ing machine.Concave or convex,It served either sex,And pleasured itself in between. - Robert Serviced: "Big Ol' Book of Crappy Ol' Poems" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted May 9, 2017 Author Share Posted May 9, 2017 There once was a man from 'Stamboul,Who thus soliloquized to his tool:"You've taken my wealthAnd ruined my health,And now you won't pee, you old fool." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Hahaha! Epic! A pure genius! "There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...." He said with a grin, Wiping spunk from his chin If my ear was a c*** I could f**k it...... Hahaha! Thanks Fridge! I forgot that part! EPIC! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted May 9, 2017 Author Share Posted May 9, 2017 There once was a man from Lachine,Who invented a f***ing machine.Concave or convex,It served either sex,And pleasured itself in between. - Robert Serviced: "Big Ol' Book of Crappy Ol' Poems" I love it!!! "Big Ol Book Ol" Poems" seems cool! Where do I get one? Time for me to eat some of "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver!" SUCK, PRIMUS Time for me to "Shake Hands With Beef." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 There once was a man from 'Stamboul,Who thus soliloquized to his tool:"You've taken my wealthAnd ruined my health,And now you won't pee, you old fool." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. "There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...." Is that one of Wordsworth's?More like Longfellow. :syrinx: The Back to School clip already covered that :hail: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 There once was a man from 'Stamboul,Who thus soliloquized to his tool:"You've taken my wealthAnd ruined my health,And now you won't pee, you old fool." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. "There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...." Is that one of Wordsworth's?More like Longfellow. :syrinx: The Back to School clip already covered that :hail: More like "Long Dong Silver." I'm going "Back To Cali" baby. Signed, LL COOL J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 What... did I just walk into....? :o *slowly backs up and scarpers* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 What... did I just walk into....? :o You walked into exactly the thread you wanted...except it isn't as dirty as you expected :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 What... did I just walk into....? :o *slowly backs up and scarpers* "Walk This Way" Baby.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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