Janie

I hope it didn't take too long to clean up. :P WHOA! Did not expect that comment from someone so mild-mannered. Good one! That was truly funny. And is a good segue to my story which made my day awkward in a funny way. So, I hear two squirrels fighting in front of the back door and I go over to shoo them away, breaking up the fight. Well, they weren't, "fighting" but rather, "wrestling" in an intimate squirrel way. All three of us simultaneously locked eyes in a painfully awkward moment. Looking forward to many baby squirrels now.

The Analog Kidney Pie

Bangcocktail Meatballs

Lakeside Parker House Rolls (This is fun!)

Sweet Miracle Whip

Vapor Trail Mix

La Villa Strangelato

XanaPuPuPlatter

The Spirit of Radicchio

Entre New England Clam Chowder

Closer to the Hearty Beef Stew

New World Manicotti

Finding My Milky Way

Red Bruschetta

Just because one can squeeze into something does not mean one should wear it. I hate seeing women wear a tight pair of pants with tummy overflow. It would be far more attractive and flattering if they understood how to wear appropriate fitting clothes. One of the funniest - and grossest and saddest - things I have ever encountered was our CFO in a pair of Daisy Dukes. I feel sort of bad for even telling this story, because she is so sweet and would do anything for anyone. But she has zero sense when it comes to wardrobe (and this is coming from someone who hardly qualifies as a fashionista herself). She is in her 60's and overweight. Her thighs, OMG her thighs - you could have served soup in the cellulite craters. It looked like the surface of the moon. There were so many levels of wrong going on there. I do love a man who dresses sharply. Current sort-of SO has to wear suits to work, and just about everything he has is custom tailored. The first time I saw him in his work attire I almost wet the floor. I've said this before and I will say it a million times over... a man in a nice suit does to a woman what lingerie does to a man. If a guy ever wants a dose of female attention, just put on a nicely tailored suit and walk around. Women will flock. Now, as for your CFO... oh dear. You still need to do a full body mirror check before leaving the house. There's one thing to have body confidence but be realistic about your appearance. People will judge. And go on message boards years later recounting the time they could have eaten soup out of your meaty thigh dimples. ;) Oh, it was painful to see. The funniest part was the reaction from my boss at the time. She and I were standing at my desk redlining some plans; we had our heads down, totally engrossed in what we were doing. Boss happened to glance up just as CFO paraded by in her Daisy Dukes. "Oh my fu.cking God!" flew out of her mouth before she could stop it - and she is LOUD! Fortunately CFO didn't catch on that her appearance was the reason for the epithet. You should have said, "Does anybody have some Campbell's and a spoon?"

Just because one can squeeze into something does not mean one should wear it. I hate seeing women wear a tight pair of pants with tummy overflow. It would be far more attractive and flattering if they understood how to wear appropriate fitting clothes. One of the funniest - and grossest and saddest - things I have ever encountered was our CFO in a pair of Daisy Dukes. I feel sort of bad for even telling this story, because she is so sweet and would do anything for anyone. But she has zero sense when it comes to wardrobe (and this is coming from someone who hardly qualifies as a fashionista herself). She is in her 60's and overweight. Her thighs, OMG her thighs - you could have served soup in the cellulite craters. It looked like the surface of the moon. There were so many levels of wrong going on there. I do love a man who dresses sharply. Current sort-of SO has to wear suits to work, and just about everything he has is custom tailored. The first time I saw him in his work attire I almost wet the floor. I've said this before and I will say it a million times over... a man in a nice suit does to a woman what lingerie does to a man. If a guy ever wants a dose of female attention, just put on a nicely tailored suit and walk around. Women will flock. Now, as for your CFO... oh dear. You still need to do a full body mirror check before leaving the house. There's one thing to have body confidence but be realistic about your appearance. People will judge. And go on message boards years later recounting the time they could have eaten soup out of your meaty thigh dimples. ;)

Just because one can squeeze into something does not mean one should wear it. I hate seeing women wear a tight pair of pants with tummy overflow. It would be far more attractive and flattering if they understood how to wear appropriate fitting clothes.

I've certainly experienced this; however, I'm a firm believer in wearing what you're comfortable in... to a point. I don't want to see an older woman shopping for clothes in the junior department. Right now, I can usually be found in skirts (perfect for summer - I feel like I can't exactly rock the shorts) and a plain t shirt. I've found cute styles in lots of different shops. But when it comes to clothes, for me, I much prefer simple. I can't do "fussy" clothes.

I love my octopus clip! Those things are righteous. You and I probably look a lot alike with our glasses and hair in a bun. Thanks for posting. It's nice to see new pics of new people. Some of you... some of you need to put the camera down. Thank god the Octopus Clip exists. Everything else breaks off my head.. For me, from now until October is Medusa season, have to keep the hair caged or it may hurt someone - its like a combination of thread and fishing line, watch out! My hair is pretty long these days. In-between the middle of my back and top of my tushy. My hair is, "fine" but since it's so long, I found the octopus clip is perfect. It holds all my hair up, comfortably! If I use a hairband to pile my hair in a bun, I feel like I rip out a ton of strands when removing the band.

And the big cheese become the big wheel. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/barney-yes.gif

And thus the campaign, "Tie Every Dead Person's Shoelaces Together" had begun. They can't eat people if they trippin' all over the place!

I always said John was a chicken.... and YUM was I right! He tastes just like chicken.

Lorraine!

Queen of Megadon (I cannot believe there is no Quagmire.)

Some people go in chat to flirt, some go in to talk Rush, some go in to talk about whatever. Sometimes I have logged in and people were in a fight or having a serious conversation and I pulled the, "Log in/Log off" thing. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/nope1.gif I've never seen you in there lass! I've been in chat, maybe five times. Maybe more. It's crazy to keep up. Conversations go FAST, especially if there are more than just a few people in chat and then people start up side conversations and there's all this clicking between conversations and even though I'm a fast typer, I cannot keep up. I only go in chat every now and then for the porn. I'm often disappointed.