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Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.

137 and you haven`t changed a bit.

Tonight's 'You`re No Fun Anymore' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, brawling and mauling, falling and hauling, trawling and squalling, and zalling.

Did you see somebody go past the window?

It wasn`t particularly silly, was it?... I mean, the right leg didn`t do anything, and the left leg just lifted every alternate forward movement.

As I`ve bought one new record only in 2023, then it has to Dylan`s Shadow Kingdom.

He's looking for a lake.

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes.

Well, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement.

Well, people keep taking your hairdryer on every turn.

You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

You`d need a decent microscope to spot Chuck Lorre`s usual broad humour. Two and a Half Men it ain`t (thankfully).

Let four captains bear Hamlet like a soldier to the stage. For he was likely had he been put on to have proved most royally...

I`ve always enjoyed his performances, particularly in Glengarry Glen Ross and The Kominsky Method. RIP.

Well here in High Street, Epsom, there are ample opportunities for all kinds of redevelopment. As you can see behind me now there are a high level of low density consumer units, still not fully maximizing site value.

Well, there's only this room, the bedroom, a spare room.

Now we turn to the lighter subject of sport, and Reg Harris, the former world cycling sprint champion, talks to us about the psychological problems of big race preparation.

This is an anti-tank gun and it's loaded and you've just got five seconds to tell me whatever happened to Baby Jane?

The man from the off-licence was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.

At 7:50 every morning Robert`s trainer runs the 13,000 miles from his two-room lean-to in Bangkok and gets him up.

Well that's planning, isn't it? Forethought.

Um, I'm sorry about the... the, er, pause, only I'm afraid that post was a couple of lines short yesterday. You know, sometimes the posts aren't really quite as er, long as they ought to be.

Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. We've got...

MOLLUSCS!! GASTROPODS! LAMELLIBRANCHS! CEPHALOPODS!

Can you smell gas or is it me?