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  1. We quickly take you back to the Jimmy Buzzard interview, where we understand something exciting's just happened. :o Exciting? No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL. Well the idea, funnily :lol: enough, is based on an idea I had when I first joined the industry in 1919. Professor, you've spent many years researching into things, what do you think? It remains to be seen whether Chou En Lai can really get his finger out and get going in the second half. :codger: I like their tiny little trees,Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze Short men, were they, eh? All squat and bent up? :16ton: But he had only on a towel, you know.
  2. We quickly take you back to the Jimmy Buzzard interview, where we understand something exciting's just happened. :o Exciting? No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL. Well the idea, funnily :lol: enough, is based on an idea I had when I first joined the industry in 1919. Professor, you've spent many years researching into things, what do you think? It remains to be seen whether Chou En Lai can really get his finger out and get going in the second half. :codger: I like their tiny little trees,Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze
  3. We quickly take you back to the Jimmy Buzzard interview, where we understand something exciting's just happened. :o Exciting? No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL. Well the idea, funnily :lol: enough, is based on an idea I had when I first joined the industry in 1919. Professor, you've spent many years researching into things, what do you think?
  4. We quickly take you back to the Jimmy Buzzard interview, where we understand something exciting's just happened. :o Exciting? No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL.
  5. A to B and back again! If Presto had been released as a standalone single with no B-side and no accompanying album, I`d give it a C+. Those other songs drag it down to the realms of my History A Level when I completed the two years` work in the last four days :16ton:
  6. So possibly back to the club that sacked him in 2019 ...... a job with a future?? It`s the feelgood story of the year! You know the old saying - "Always go back".
  7. And today the coroner is picking apart the United corpse. Fascinating, that one penalty kick should alter the narrative from everything is going in the right direction to "We need players! There`s no attacking formula! Ole isn`t up to the job (Season 5, Episode 25)!". And Rashford`s ethnicity appears to have played a role in him missing that very good chance, according to at least 70 people on Instagram :facepalm: A little balance might be in order :tempted:
  8. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11675/12318110/mauricio-pochettino-paris-saint-germain-boss-in-talks-with-tottenham-over-return-to-club :popcorn: :drool: :yes: :wub:
  9. Perhaps we need to know more of these mice men before we can really judge them. Perhaps not. Anyway, our thirty minutes are up.
  10. i will withdraw my votes if all the Dereks, 1-18 included, agree.
  11. I've just been told that Huron has requested a plane ticket to Budapest, so he's definitely getting warmer. :fury: Well, this is a scheduled flight to Cuba. I talked to the island's only white man, Father Pierre. :codger: One day, lad, all this will be yours!
  12. I've just been told that Huron has requested a plane ticket to Budapest, so he's definitely getting warmer. :fury: Well, this is a scheduled flight to Cuba.
  13. Awesome!! Well done on a great leap forward :D
  14. We don't know, sir... all we know is he checked out of his hotel and took a bus to the airport.
  15. Must be a board meeting. Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life? ;) Keep it up. Shall we lower down one of the BBC ropes? Well there's two avocado vinaigrette here... :rose: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh? Yes, I thought we were here to discuss archeology. :unsure: The walls of these houses are lined with pre-stressed asbestos which keeps the house warm and snuggly and ever so safe from the big bad rabbit, who can scratch and scratch for all he's worth, but he just can't get into Porky's house. :bang bang: Aagh. Ooh. It's got a gun. Now, normally it's a placid, timid creature, but you've got a killer. They are a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. :yes: They are quite happy with breadcrumbs, ants eggs, and the occasional pheasant. Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up. :goodone: Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of that last skit as strongly as I. Oh, I could stamp my little feet at the way those counsellors carry on. Oh, dear, objection here, objection there. M'lud the strange, damnable, almost diabolic threads of this extraordinary tangled web of intrigue will shortly m'lud reveal a plot so fiendish, so infernal, so heinous... :16ton: We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning. Now here are two unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen... :facepalm: :facepalm: Doug and Dinsdale, after one of the most extraordinary trials in British legal history, were sentenced to 400 years imprisonment for crimes of violence. Oh, come on, m'lud, you've got to give me life. :huh: How about a happy ending, sir?
  16. He`s such a bubbly, happy fellow, and he always get along with everyone, but he wins trophies, especially at Chelsea and Inter and is worth £15m a year :wub: Fool me once, Latino temperament coach with proven track record!
  17. Must be a board meeting. Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life? ;) Keep it up. Shall we lower down one of the BBC ropes? Well there's two avocado vinaigrette here... :rose: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh? Yes, I thought we were here to discuss archeology. :unsure: The walls of these houses are lined with pre-stressed asbestos which keeps the house warm and snuggly and ever so safe from the big bad rabbit, who can scratch and scratch for all he's worth, but he just can't get into Porky's house. :bang bang: Aagh. Ooh. It's got a gun. Now, normally it's a placid, timid creature, but you've got a killer. They are a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. :yes: They are quite happy with breadcrumbs, ants eggs, and the occasional pheasant. Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up. :goodone: Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of that last skit as strongly as I. Oh, I could stamp my little feet at the way those counsellors carry on. Oh, dear, objection here, objection there. M'lud the strange, damnable, almost diabolic threads of this extraordinary tangled web of intrigue will shortly m'lud reveal a plot so fiendish, so infernal, so heinous... :16ton: We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning. Now here are two unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen... :facepalm: :facepalm: Doug and Dinsdale, after one of the most extraordinary trials in British legal history, were sentenced to 400 years imprisonment for crimes of violence.
  18. Must be a board meeting. Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life? ;) Keep it up. Shall we lower down one of the BBC ropes? Well there's two avocado vinaigrette here... :rose: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh? Yes, I thought we were here to discuss archeology. :unsure: The walls of these houses are lined with pre-stressed asbestos which keeps the house warm and snuggly and ever so safe from the big bad rabbit, who can scratch and scratch for all he's worth, but he just can't get into Porky's house. :bang bang: Aagh. Ooh. It's got a gun. Now, normally it's a placid, timid creature, but you've got a killer. They are a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. :yes: They are quite happy with breadcrumbs, ants eggs, and the occasional pheasant. Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up. :goodone: Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of that last skit as strongly as I. Oh, I could stamp my little feet at the way those counsellors carry on. Oh, dear, objection here, objection there. M'lud the strange, damnable, almost diabolic threads of this extraordinary tangled web of intrigue will shortly m'lud reveal a plot so fiendish, so infernal, so heinous... :16ton: We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning.
  19. Must be a board meeting. Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life? ;) Keep it up. Shall we lower down one of the BBC ropes? Well there's two avocado vinaigrette here... :rose: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh? Yes, I thought we were here to discuss archeology. :unsure: The walls of these houses are lined with pre-stressed asbestos which keeps the house warm and snuggly and ever so safe from the big bad rabbit, who can scratch and scratch for all he's worth, but he just can't get into Porky's house. :bang bang: Aagh. Ooh. It's got a gun. Now, normally it's a placid, timid creature, but you've got a killer. They are a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. :yes: They are quite happy with breadcrumbs, ants eggs, and the occasional pheasant. Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up. :goodone: Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of that last skit as strongly as I. Oh, I could stamp my little feet at the way those counsellors carry on. Oh, dear, objection here, objection there.
  20. Bass player’s name is...Oz Osbourne (seriously)!!! This came out 6 months before the BS debut. Really weird connections to the two bands. Coven can't be accused of jumping on any band-wagon because as you rightly say, they had their album out there first. Don`t let the names Greg Osborne and John Osbourne spoil the story :laughing guy:BTW, Esther "Jinx" Dawson was a lot hotter than Ozzy.
  21. Must be a board meeting. Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life? ;) Keep it up. Shall we lower down one of the BBC ropes? Well there's two avocado vinaigrette here... :rose: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh? Yes, I thought we were here to discuss archeology. :unsure: The walls of these houses are lined with pre-stressed asbestos which keeps the house warm and snuggly and ever so safe from the big bad rabbit, who can scratch and scratch for all he's worth, but he just can't get into Porky's house. :bang bang: Aagh. Ooh. It's got a gun. Now, normally it's a placid, timid creature, but you've got a killer. They are a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. :yes: They are quite happy with breadcrumbs, ants eggs, and the occasional pheasant. Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up.
  22. Must be a board meeting. Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life? ;) Keep it up. Shall we lower down one of the BBC ropes? Well there's two avocado vinaigrette here... :rose: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh? Yes, I thought we were here to discuss archeology. :unsure: The walls of these houses are lined with pre-stressed asbestos which keeps the house warm and snuggly and ever so safe from the big bad rabbit, who can scratch and scratch for all he's worth, but he just can't get into Porky's house. :bang bang: Aagh. Ooh. It's got a gun. Now, normally it's a placid, timid creature, but you've got a killer. They are a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy.
  23. I think there`s a difference between what you`ve posted, and the story I`ve read - the key part being underage grooming. http://www.theguardi...uct-allegations I did read that the person who he had the relationship with was an adult. Now, obviously they could be lying about that. So, who knows? But it wouldn't be too hard to find this person's date of birth if there is any investigation into her being underaged. I can`t imagine that anyone would be fired unless it was a serious transgression, but it shows how things have changed. A rock star fired for anything to do with sex is not a headline from the 70s or 80s! Bill Wyman did a lot more than grooming with Mandy Smith... :tsk: Jimmy Page was notoriously into young girls too. A friend of mine, she knew Scarlet Page when she worked in London. I`m guessing Jimmy was a bit less keen when it came to older men and her.
  24. _hi_water could save everyone the pretence of picking a favourite from the next few records by increasing elimination to 7 or 8 songs each round, then we could pick from the remaining 2 or 3 and move on.
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