Mike Check

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Not raining which is a miracle

Trying to get my phone to behave

It's been raining for weeks it feels like now

Missing my momma. I had hoped to visit this year but life happened so will try again next year

Whole lotta spoilers going on..sorry Jerry Lee

If Mary didn't consent, is God a rapist? Is Jesus his own love child?

Billy's Dad is a Fudgepacker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh9amMeiRYQ&t=431s

I went to take money out of the ATM but got distracted and it took the cash back. Now I have to wait up to a week for it to be put back in my account.

Plankin ain't easy but somebody's gotta wood it

Waiting for my lunch break so I can eat breakfast

Nothing today but two days ago, my daughter's boyfriend broke up with her over text. His parents didn't approve of her and thought she wasn't mature enough for him. Not mature enough for a douche who breaks up over text on the person's birthday? That bar seems very low

Resisting the urge to go kid hunting. My daughter's boyfriend just broke up with her on her birthday. Evidently his parents don't think she's good enough because she's not in college and doesn't have solid goals for her life. She just turned 20 for F's sake! He needs to man up his damn self and make his own decisions My ex did the same to me when I was 18 after two years together.

Wasting time until lunch and broadcasting a Happy Birthday message to my daughter to the whole call center floor :) Perks/curse of working with dad

I also feel like doing stupid shit somedays..but I don't want to go to the loony bin

My youngest turned 20 today. Considering she was 3 months premature and already 10 pounds, she's had a healthy normal life.

Wishing I called off today..I'm one snarky customer away from losing it

I don't want to notice a cock-up or down Damn..listing to myself on the phones today you'd think I just started instead of being here for almost 5 years.

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates

Waiting for the 1st call of the day and getting used to being back at work

Having to work today made me sad. I've felt like crap the last few days and would really rather be at home. At least I have the next 4 days off

Yes, they're obsolete. That's why I never join them :outtahere:

I never though about it but I've loved being dad to my kids these last 13 years. None are biologically mine but I'm the one who raised them. I wouldn't trade it for all the money and time back

A very yummy lunch..I had a bad case of the hangries

Such a long list but it started with not sleeping well.