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Why does Gruden have a bus? And are the Gruden's Grinders his passengers?

 

:eh:

so he can throw his QBs under it.

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Can't beat the Jets at home? What a joke!

 

Saints get to play six games against teams in THIS division? Those three teams couldn't even win the joke known as the NFC East!

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Can't beat the Jets at home? What a joke!

 

Saints get to play six games against teams in THIS division? Those three teams couldn't even win the joke known as the NFC East!

I think we might just win this division.

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It's Gruden grinder time!

I'll tell ya, ducky, dis game is gonna come down ta who wants it more.

That commercial is weird where this kid comes up to Gruden in a restaurant and he's like blah blah son. Son of Chucky?? :blink:

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Official: Vikings-Giants the worst MNF matchup ever

 

Posted by Darin Gantt on October 18, 2013, 2:48 PM EDT

 

When ESPN extended its deal with the NFL for the broadcast rights to Monday Night Football through 2021, they agreed to pay the league $1.8 billion, or $105 million per game.

 

This week, that’s $105 million per win between the combatants, the Vikings and the Giants.

 

According to the St. Paul Pioneer Press, the combined .090 winning percentage of the 1-4 Vikings and 0-6 Giants is officially the worst such record this late in the season in the 44-year history of MNF.

 

Granted, bad teams can play memorable football — so long as your definition of memorable is flexible. And having a major market team in the middle of a train-wreck season, along with the debut of Vikings quarterback Josh Freeman, should make it a little interesting.

 

But this is not what anyone at the network would consider a good return on investment.

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Official: Vikings-Giants the worst MNF matchup ever

 

Posted by Darin Gantt on October 18, 2013, 2:48 PM EDT

 

When ESPN extended its deal with the NFL for the broadcast rights to Monday Night Football through 2021, they agreed to pay the league $1.8 billion, or $105 million per game.

 

This week, that’s $105 million per win between the combatants, the Vikings and the Giants.

 

According to the St. Paul Pioneer Press, the combined .090 winning percentage of the 1-4 Vikings and 0-6 Giants is officially the worst such record this late in the season in the 44-year history of MNF.

 

Granted, bad teams can play memorable football — so long as your definition of memorable is flexible. And having a major market team in the middle of a train-wreck season, along with the debut of Vikings quarterback Josh Freeman, should make it a little interesting.

 

But this is not what anyone at the network would consider a good return on investment.

And I bet it will still outdraw any baseball game played in the same timeslot.

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Official: Vikings-Giants the worst MNF matchup ever

 

Posted by Darin Gantt on October 18, 2013, 2:48 PM EDT

 

When ESPN extended its deal with the NFL for the broadcast rights to Monday Night Football through 2021, they agreed to pay the league $1.8 billion, or $105 million per game.

 

This week, that’s $105 million per win between the combatants, the Vikings and the Giants.

 

According to the St. Paul Pioneer Press, the combined .090 winning percentage of the 1-4 Vikings and 0-6 Giants is officially the worst such record this late in the season in the 44-year history of MNF.

 

Granted, bad teams can play memorable football — so long as your definition of memorable is flexible. And having a major market team in the middle of a train-wreck season, along with the debut of Vikings quarterback Josh Freeman, should make it a little interesting.

 

But this is not what anyone at the network would consider a good return on investment.

And I bet it will still outdraw any baseball game played in the same timeslot.

Baseball = :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

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Official: Vikings-Giants the worst MNF matchup ever

 

Posted by Darin Gantt on October 18, 2013, 2:48 PM EDT

 

When ESPN extended its deal with the NFL for the broadcast rights to Monday Night Football through 2021, they agreed to pay the league $1.8 billion, or $105 million per game.

 

This week, that’s $105 million per win between the combatants, the Vikings and the Giants.

 

According to the St. Paul Pioneer Press, the combined .090 winning percentage of the 1-4 Vikings and 0-6 Giants is officially the worst such record this late in the season in the 44-year history of MNF.

 

Granted, bad teams can play memorable football — so long as your definition of memorable is flexible. And having a major market team in the middle of a train-wreck season, along with the debut of Vikings quarterback Josh Freeman, should make it a little interesting.

 

But this is not what anyone at the network would consider a good return on investment.

And I bet it will still outdraw any baseball game played in the same timeslot.

Baseball = :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

I like watching baseball and playoff baseball is pretty intense, but there's nothing that can touch the NFL. :imo:

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Official: Vikings-Giants the worst MNF matchup ever

 

Posted by Darin Gantt on October 18, 2013, 2:48 PM EDT

 

When ESPN extended its deal with the NFL for the broadcast rights to Monday Night Football through 2021, they agreed to pay the league $1.8 billion, or $105 million per game.

 

This week, that’s $105 million per win between the combatants, the Vikings and the Giants.

 

According to the St. Paul Pioneer Press, the combined .090 winning percentage of the 1-4 Vikings and 0-6 Giants is officially the worst such record this late in the season in the 44-year history of MNF.

 

Granted, bad teams can play memorable football — so long as your definition of memorable is flexible. And having a major market team in the middle of a train-wreck season, along with the debut of Vikings quarterback Josh Freeman, should make it a little interesting.

 

But this is not what anyone at the network would consider a good return on investment.

And I bet it will still outdraw any baseball game played in the same timeslot.

Baseball = :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

I like watching baseball and playoff baseball is pretty intense, but there's nothing that can touch the NFL. :imo:

Aye!

 

I used to play "baseball" as a kid but we call it Rounders.

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