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#5361 blackhawkrush

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Posted 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

#5364 blackhawkrush

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

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Posted 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

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Posted 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.

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Posted 06 December 2016 - 07:32 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 06:05 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 December 2016 - 07:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 06:01 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 December 2016 - 06:05 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 December 2016 - 07:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 11:21 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 December 2016 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 December 2016 - 06:05 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 December 2016 - 07:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:
my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

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Posted 08 December 2016 - 02:42 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2016 - 11:21 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 December 2016 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 December 2016 - 06:05 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 December 2016 - 07:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:
my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!
This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.
What a strange... strange line. Posted Image

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Posted 08 December 2016 - 08:07 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 December 2016 - 02:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2016 - 11:21 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 December 2016 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 December 2016 - 06:05 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 December 2016 - 07:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:
my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!
This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.
What a strange... strange line. Posted Image
That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here...  :blah:   :sigh: :rage:

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Posted 09 December 2016 - 12:03 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2016 - 08:07 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 December 2016 - 02:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2016 - 11:21 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 December 2016 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 December 2016 - 06:05 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 December 2016 - 07:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:
my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!
This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.
What a strange... strange line. Posted Image
That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here...  :blah:   :sigh: :rage:
But it's my only line!

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Posted 09 December 2016 - 06:09 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 December 2016 - 12:03 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2016 - 08:07 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 December 2016 - 02:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2016 - 11:21 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 December 2016 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 December 2016 - 06:05 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 December 2016 - 07:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:
my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!
This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.
What a strange... strange line. Posted Image
That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here...  :blah:   :sigh: :rage:
But it's my only line!
You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.

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Posted 09 December 2016 - 07:53 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 December 2016 - 06:09 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 December 2016 - 12:03 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2016 - 08:07 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 December 2016 - 02:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2016 - 11:21 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 December 2016 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 December 2016 - 06:05 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 December 2016 - 07:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:
my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!
This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.
What a strange... strange line. Posted Image
That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here...  :blah:   :sigh: :rage:
But it's my only line!
You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.
And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

#5376 blackhawkrush

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Posted 09 December 2016 - 01:15 PM

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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:
my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!
This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.
What a strange... strange line. Posted Image
That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here...  :blah:   :sigh: :rage:
But it's my only line!
You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.
And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.
You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, M.J.K. Pratt.  :hi:

#5377 Your_Lion

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Posted 09 December 2016 - 02:35 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 December 2016 - 01:15 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 December 2016 - 07:53 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 December 2016 - 06:09 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 December 2016 - 12:03 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2016 - 08:07 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 December 2016 - 02:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2016 - 11:21 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

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View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:
my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!
This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.
What a strange... strange line. Posted Image
That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here...  :blah:   :sigh: :rage:
But it's my only line!
You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.
And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.
You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, M.J.K. Pratt.  :hi:
The lion is in the contract. Posted Image

#5378 blackhawkrush

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Posted 09 December 2016 - 04:53 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 December 2016 - 02:35 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 December 2016 - 01:15 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 December 2016 - 07:53 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 December 2016 - 06:09 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 December 2016 - 12:03 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2016 - 08:07 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 December 2016 - 02:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2016 - 11:21 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 December 2016 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 December 2016 - 06:05 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 December 2016 - 07:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:
my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!
This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.
What a strange... strange line. Posted Image
That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here...  :blah:   :sigh: :rage:
But it's my only line!
You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.
And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.
You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, M.J.K. Pratt.  :hi:
The lion is in the contract. Posted Image
Uh, may I, uh...ah, here we are. "Yandelvayasna :baabaa: grldenwi :baabaa: stravenka."

#5379 Your_Lion

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Posted 12 December 2016 - 06:15 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 December 2016 - 04:53 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 December 2016 - 02:35 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 December 2016 - 01:15 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 December 2016 - 07:53 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 December 2016 - 06:09 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 December 2016 - 12:03 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 December 2016 - 08:07 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 December 2016 - 02:42 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 December 2016 - 11:21 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 December 2016 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 December 2016 - 06:05 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 December 2016 - 07:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 December 2016 - 02:41 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 December 2016 - 05:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 December 2016 - 07:16 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 December 2016 - 02:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 December 2016 - 11:30 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 December 2016 - 04:56 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 December 2016 - 02:58 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 December 2016 - 05:57 PM, said:

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.  :nya nya:
Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.
There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
there's no place for sentiment in big business.
Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. Posted Image
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:
my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!
This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.
What a strange... strange line. Posted Image
That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here...  :blah:   :sigh: :rage:
But it's my only line!
You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.
And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.
You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, M.J.K. Pratt.  :hi:
The lion is in the contract. Posted Image
Uh, may I, uh...ah, here we are. "Yandelvayasna :baabaa: grldenwi :baabaa: stravenka."
I understood that!!! Posted Image

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Posted 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM

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