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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared: Edited by blackhawkrush
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared:
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared:

Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared:

Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour. :tsk:
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared:

Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour. :tsk:

It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared:

Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour. :tsk:

It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

:yes: If I want to eat a squirrel now and again, that's my own business, innit?
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared:

Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour. :tsk:

It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

:yes: If I want to eat a squirrel now and again, that's my own business, innit?

Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl!
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared:

Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour. :tsk:

It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

:yes: If I want to eat a squirrel now and again, that's my own business, innit?

Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl!

I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared:

Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour. :tsk:

It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

:yes: If I want to eat a squirrel now and again, that's my own business, innit?

Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl!

I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.

they're dirty, smelly and untrustworthy, and, of course, they're friends of the awful gippos
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared:

Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour. :tsk:

It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

:yes: If I want to eat a squirrel now and again, that's my own business, innit?

Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl!

I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.

they're dirty, smelly and untrustworthy, and, of course, they're friends of the awful gippos

In dentistry, this is known as Domino Theory. but with American defence the decay is stopped before it starts and that's why nine out of ten small countries choose American defence.
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared:

Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour. :tsk:

It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

:yes: If I want to eat a squirrel now and again, that's my own business, innit?

Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl!

I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.

they're dirty, smelly and untrustworthy, and, of course, they're friends of the awful gippos

In dentistry, this is known as Domino Theory. but with American defence the decay is stopped before it starts and that's why nine out of ten small countries choose American defence.

Do we have any figures on how scared they are? :popcorn:
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We couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent

I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. :rush:

Well, if that idea of yours isn't worth a pound, I'd like to know what is.

I had it! I had it, you old bag! :moon:

Oh damn, damn, damn, damn... damn this wretched bag.

Yes, all these and more as once again Charwoman takes to the skies. :scared:

Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump!

I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour. :tsk:

It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

:yes: If I want to eat a squirrel now and again, that's my own business, innit?

Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl!

I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.

they're dirty, smelly and untrustworthy, and, of course, they're friends of the awful gippos

In dentistry, this is known as Domino Theory. but with American defence the decay is stopped before it starts and that's why nine out of ten small countries choose American defence.

Do we have any figures on how scared they are? :popcorn:

In this graph, this column represents 23% of the population. This column represents 28% of the population, and this column represents 43% of the population!!!
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Given the present rate of increase in the world's population, the Chinese will be three deep. :16ton: :16ton: :16ton:

Surely, Charles, you're the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.
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Given the present rate of increase in the world's population, the Chinese will be three deep. :16ton: :16ton: :16ton:

Surely, Charles, you're the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

:moon: :moon: We'll be showing you more of that photograph later in the thread...unless we hear from Charles or Michael.
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Given the present rate of increase in the world's population, the Chinese will be three deep. :16ton: :16ton: :16ton:

Surely, Charles, you're the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

:moon: :moon: We'll be showing you more of that photograph later in the thread...unless we hear from Charles or Michael.

Oh, Michael, you are such a comfort.
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Given the present rate of increase in the world's population, the Chinese will be three deep. :16ton: :16ton: :16ton:

Surely, Charles, you're the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

:moon: :moon: We'll be showing you more of that photograph later in the thread...unless we hear from Charles or Michael.

Oh, Michael, you are such a comfort.

Here, you can relax in comfort in friendly surroundings. Or, if you wish, you may drink and dance till midnight. :bang bang: :spitwater: :chickendance:
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Given the present rate of increase in the world's population, the Chinese will be three deep. :16ton: :16ton: :16ton:

Surely, Charles, you're the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

:moon: :moon: We'll be showing you more of that photograph later in the thread...unless we hear from Charles or Michael.

Oh, Michael, you are such a comfort.

Here, you can relax in comfort in friendly surroundings. Or, if you wish, you may drink and dance till midnight. :bang bang: :spitwater: :chickendance:

you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.
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