Citizen of the World Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share Posted December 18, 2014 And this is the quiet one, Mr BimmlerWe operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. a perfectly normal person in every way. Except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny NormanIt's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out No, no, no, my brain in my head. Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine a specialist in these sort of things.Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.No it isn't. Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Five pence of a further sixpence? That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it?It's in the luggage compartmentThe label says "Zurich", sir. Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 And this is the quiet one, Mr BimmlerWe operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. a perfectly normal person in every way. Except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny NormanIt's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out No, no, no, my brain in my head. Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine a specialist in these sort of things.Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.No it isn't. Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Five pence of a further sixpence? That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it?It's in the luggage compartmentThe label says "Zurich", sir. Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...That's Mr Kamikaze, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share Posted December 18, 2014 And this is the quiet one, Mr BimmlerWe operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. a perfectly normal person in every way. Except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny NormanIt's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out No, no, no, my brain in my head. Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine a specialist in these sort of things.Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.No it isn't. Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Five pence of a further sixpence? That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it?It's in the luggage compartmentThe label says "Zurich", sir. Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...That's Mr Kamikaze, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :)Oh, I dunno how to, sir. Our Kamikaze instructor, Mr Yashimoto, was so good he never left Tokyo airport. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 And this is the quiet one, Mr BimmlerWe operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. a perfectly normal person in every way. Except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny NormanIt's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out No, no, no, my brain in my head. Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine a specialist in these sort of things.Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.No it isn't. Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Five pence of a further sixpence? That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it?It's in the luggage compartmentThe label says "Zurich", sir. Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...That's Mr Kamikaze, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :)Oh, I dunno how to, sir. Our Kamikaze instructor, Mr Yashimoto, was so good he never left Tokyo airport.I...I his, how you say, succ...sussor. :hi: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) And this is the quiet one, Mr BimmlerWe operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. a perfectly normal person in every way. Except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny NormanIt's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out No, no, no, my brain in my head. Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine a specialist in these sort of things.Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.No it isn't. Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Five pence of a further sixpence? That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it?It's in the luggage compartmentThe label says "Zurich", sir. Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...That's Mr Kamikaze, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :)Oh, I dunno how to, sir. Our Kamikaze instructor, Mr Yashimoto, was so good he never left Tokyo airport.I...I his, how you say, succ...sussor. :hi:Velly solly for hold-up ... no ploblem now ... me are Bishop of East Anglia Edited December 19, 2014 by Citizen of the World 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 And this is the quiet one, Mr BimmlerWe operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. a perfectly normal person in every way. Except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny NormanIt's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out No, no, no, my brain in my head. Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine a specialist in these sort of things.Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.No it isn't. Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Five pence of a further sixpence? That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it?It's in the luggage compartmentThe label says "Zurich", sir. Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...That's Mr Kamikaze, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :)Oh, I dunno how to, sir. Our Kamikaze instructor, Mr Yashimoto, was so good he never left Tokyo airport.I...I his, how you say, succ...sussor. :hi:Velly solly for hold-up ... no ploblem now ... me are Bishop of East AngliaThe text, vic! Don't say the text! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent041.gifWe was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 And this is the quiet one, Mr BimmlerWe operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. a perfectly normal person in every way. Except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny NormanIt's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out No, no, no, my brain in my head. Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine a specialist in these sort of things.Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.No it isn't. Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Five pence of a further sixpence? That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it?It's in the luggage compartmentThe label says "Zurich", sir. Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...That's Mr Kamikaze, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :)Oh, I dunno how to, sir. Our Kamikaze instructor, Mr Yashimoto, was so good he never left Tokyo airport.I...I his, how you say, succ...sussor. :hi:Velly solly for hold-up ... no ploblem now ... me are Bishop of East AngliaThe text, vic! Don't say the text! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent041.gifWe was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.Well, you'd better cut down a bit, then. :bang bang: :smoke: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 And this is the quiet one, Mr BimmlerWe operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. a perfectly normal person in every way. Except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny NormanIt's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out No, no, no, my brain in my head. Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine a specialist in these sort of things.Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.No it isn't. Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Five pence of a further sixpence? That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it?It's in the luggage compartmentThe label says "Zurich", sir. Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...That's Mr Kamikaze, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. :)Oh, I dunno how to, sir. Our Kamikaze instructor, Mr Yashimoto, was so good he never left Tokyo airport.I...I his, how you say, succ...sussor. :hi:Velly solly for hold-up ... no ploblem now ... me are Bishop of East AngliaThe text, vic! Don't say the text! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent041.gifWe was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.Well, you'd better cut down a bit, then. :bang bang: :smoke:Not at all, vicar, you're one of our best customers... you and the United States 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share Posted December 20, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from Reading 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share Posted December 20, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share Posted December 20, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk:Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk:Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocutionI think he's talking about taxation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 21, 2014 Author Share Posted December 21, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk:Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocutionI think he's talking about taxation. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk:Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocutionI think he's talking about taxation. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department.Well, guess what, the very next thing he did was to go to this extraordinary but extraordinary duckety-poos semi-Mondrian house in Robin Russia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk:Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocutionI think he's talking about taxation. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department.Well, guess what, the very next thing he did was to go to this extraordinary but extraordinary duckety-poos semi-Mondrian house in Robin Russia. Tell him anything except that we are taking him to Moscow where Trotsky is reunited with the Central Committee. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk:Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocutionI think he's talking about taxation. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department.Well, guess what, the very next thing he did was to go to this extraordinary but extraordinary duckety-poos semi-Mondrian house in Robin Russia. Tell him anything except that we are taking him to Moscow where Trotsky is reunited with the Central Committee.Meanwhile, in St Petersburg, Illia Nataevska and Mariana Plaentkoff await news of their step-brother Troffenoff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk:Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocutionI think he's talking about taxation. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department.Well, guess what, the very next thing he did was to go to this extraordinary but extraordinary duckety-poos semi-Mondrian house in Robin Russia. Tell him anything except that we are taking him to Moscow where Trotsky is reunited with the Central Committee.Meanwhile, in St Petersburg, Illia Nataevska and Mariana Plaentkoff await news of their step-brother Troffenoff. He's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours. :| 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 21, 2014 Author Share Posted December 21, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk:Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocutionI think he's talking about taxation. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department.Well, guess what, the very next thing he did was to go to this extraordinary but extraordinary duckety-poos semi-Mondrian house in Robin Russia. Tell him anything except that we are taking him to Moscow where Trotsky is reunited with the Central Committee.Meanwhile, in St Petersburg, Illia Nataevska and Mariana Plaentkoff await news of their step-brother Troffenoff. He's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours. :|Uhh, you do realise, uh, he has to be, uh,... well, dead,... by the terms of the card, uh, before he donates his liver. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk:Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocutionI think he's talking about taxation. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department.Well, guess what, the very next thing he did was to go to this extraordinary but extraordinary duckety-poos semi-Mondrian house in Robin Russia. Tell him anything except that we are taking him to Moscow where Trotsky is reunited with the Central Committee.Meanwhile, in St Petersburg, Illia Nataevska and Mariana Plaentkoff await news of their step-brother Troffenoff. He's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours. :|Uhh, you do realise, uh, he has to be, uh,... well, dead,... by the terms of the card, uh, before he donates his liver.All right, all right, all right, we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits. :cheers: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk:Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocutionI think he's talking about taxation. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department.Well, guess what, the very next thing he did was to go to this extraordinary but extraordinary duckety-poos semi-Mondrian house in Robin Russia. Tell him anything except that we are taking him to Moscow where Trotsky is reunited with the Central Committee.Meanwhile, in St Petersburg, Illia Nataevska and Mariana Plaentkoff await news of their step-brother Troffenoff. He's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours. :|Uhh, you do realise, uh, he has to be, uh,... well, dead,... by the terms of the card, uh, before he donates his liver.All right, all right, all right, we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits. :cheers:One coffee and one biscuit for the two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock on the mantelpiece. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share Posted December 22, 2014 You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :madra:you won't take me alive! I'm going to throw myself under the 10.12 from ReadingIf you can spot one. :LMAO:Well I...I've seen them at the zoo. Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyreneWe use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind! :tsk:Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocutionI think he's talking about taxation. Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department.Well, guess what, the very next thing he did was to go to this extraordinary but extraordinary duckety-poos semi-Mondrian house in Robin Russia. Tell him anything except that we are taking him to Moscow where Trotsky is reunited with the Central Committee.Meanwhile, in St Petersburg, Illia Nataevska and Mariana Plaentkoff await news of their step-brother Troffenoff. He's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours. :|Uhh, you do realise, uh, he has to be, uh,... well, dead,... by the terms of the card, uh, before he donates his liver.All right, all right, all right, we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits. :cheers:One coffee and one biscuit for the two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock on the mantelpiece.Mrs Two-Lumps, would you bring us in two coffees please? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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