blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :) :)Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? He's a gynaecologist.He's not er...fully qualified... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. :tsk: :tsk:Well why didn't it say on his form that he's a gorilla? :oHe is...an...halibut. Hey, look. Howard's being eaten! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gifMr Stools - speak to me, Howard.We can't afford it. You see, TRF has to pay an actor twenty guineas if he speaks and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.TRF have offered me the sum of forty pence to write a post in this thread. Personally I thought they should have held out for the full seventy-five, but TRF have explained to me about their financial difficulties and ... er ... I decided to accept the reduced offerBut of course, the more old-fashioned TRF member still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the admin's job very difficult. But of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.No no sir. it's not dead. It's resting!...there is a busy day tomorrow of concerts and promotional tours. Isn't it exciting, Nigel? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me.I am so excited I could hardly wash.and I think some of the twits are getting rather excited tooWell chartered accountancy is rather exciting, isn't it? at the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my directionWell, I think he'd do a lot of good to the Stock Exchange. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :) :)Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? He's a gynaecologist.He's not er...fully qualified... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. :tsk: :tsk:Well why didn't it say on his form that he's a gorilla? :oHe is...an...halibut. Hey, look. Howard's being eaten! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gifMr Stools - speak to me, Howard.We can't afford it. You see, TRF has to pay an actor twenty guineas if he speaks and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.TRF have offered me the sum of forty pence to write a post in this thread. Personally I thought they should have held out for the full seventy-five, but TRF have explained to me about their financial difficulties and ... er ... I decided to accept the reduced offerBut of course, the more old-fashioned TRF member still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the admin's job very difficult. But of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.No no sir. it's not dead. It's resting!...there is a busy day tomorrow of concerts and promotional tours. Isn't it exciting, Nigel? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me.I am so excited I could hardly wash.and I think some of the twits are getting rather excited tooWell chartered accountancy is rather exciting, isn't it? at the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my directionWell, I think he'd do a lot of good to the Stock Exchange. Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0011.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted November 27, 2014 Author Share Posted November 27, 2014 I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :) :)Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? He's a gynaecologist.He's not er...fully qualified... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. :tsk: :tsk:Well why didn't it say on his form that he's a gorilla? :oHe is...an...halibut. Hey, look. Howard's being eaten! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gifMr Stools - speak to me, Howard.We can't afford it. You see, TRF has to pay an actor twenty guineas if he speaks and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.TRF have offered me the sum of forty pence to write a post in this thread. Personally I thought they should have held out for the full seventy-five, but TRF have explained to me about their financial difficulties and ... er ... I decided to accept the reduced offerBut of course, the more old-fashioned TRF member still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the admin's job very difficult. But of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.No no sir. it's not dead. It's resting!...there is a busy day tomorrow of concerts and promotional tours. Isn't it exciting, Nigel? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me.I am so excited I could hardly wash.and I think some of the twits are getting rather excited tooWell chartered accountancy is rather exciting, isn't it? at the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my directionWell, I think he'd do a lot of good to the Stock Exchange. Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0011.gifTrading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. Armpits rallied well after a poor start. Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid-afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :) :)Oh, sir! Why don't you ask Stebbins? He's a gynaecologist.He's not er...fully qualified... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want. :tsk: :tsk:Well why didn't it say on his form that he's a gorilla? :oHe is...an...halibut. Hey, look. Howard's being eaten! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0010.gifMr Stools - speak to me, Howard.We can't afford it. You see, TRF has to pay an actor twenty guineas if he speaks and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.TRF have offered me the sum of forty pence to write a post in this thread. Personally I thought they should have held out for the full seventy-five, but TRF have explained to me about their financial difficulties and ... er ... I decided to accept the reduced offerBut of course, the more old-fashioned TRF member still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the admin's job very difficult. But of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.No no sir. it's not dead. It's resting!...there is a busy day tomorrow of concerts and promotional tours. Isn't it exciting, Nigel? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me.I am so excited I could hardly wash.and I think some of the twits are getting rather excited tooWell chartered accountancy is rather exciting, isn't it? at the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my directionWell, I think he'd do a lot of good to the Stock Exchange. Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0011.gifTrading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. Armpits rallied well after a poor start. Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid-afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firmI don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted November 27, 2014 Author Share Posted November 27, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted November 27, 2014 Author Share Posted November 27, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted November 27, 2014 Author Share Posted November 27, 2014 (edited) I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm Edited November 27, 2014 by Citizen of the World 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted November 27, 2014 Author Share Posted November 27, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.I'm afraid I cannot comment on that untill it's been officially hushed up. ;) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.I'm afraid I cannot comment on that untill it's been officially hushed up. ;)I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.I'm afraid I cannot comment on that untill it's been officially hushed up. ;)I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. Yes, indeed. There was a certain lack of originality. :finbar: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.I'm afraid I cannot comment on that untill it's been officially hushed up. ;)I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. Yes, indeed. There was a certain lack of originality. :finbar:Right! This calls for immediate discussion! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.I'm afraid I cannot comment on that untill it's been officially hushed up. ;)I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. Yes, indeed. There was a certain lack of originality. :finbar:Right! This calls for immediate discussion! What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.I'm afraid I cannot comment on that untill it's been officially hushed up. ;)I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. Yes, indeed. There was a certain lack of originality. :finbar:Right! This calls for immediate discussion! What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. :| Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.I'm afraid I cannot comment on that untill it's been officially hushed up. ;)I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. Yes, indeed. There was a certain lack of originality. :finbar:Right! This calls for immediate discussion! What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. :| Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the planeThat came out a bit glib, didn't it? Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted November 30, 2014 Author Share Posted November 30, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.I'm afraid I cannot comment on that untill it's been officially hushed up. ;)I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. Yes, indeed. There was a certain lack of originality. :finbar:Right! This calls for immediate discussion! What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. :| Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the planeThat came out a bit glib, didn't it? Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.I'm afraid I cannot comment on that untill it's been officially hushed up. ;)I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. Yes, indeed. There was a certain lack of originality. :finbar:Right! This calls for immediate discussion! What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. :| Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the planeThat came out a bit glib, didn't it? Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?I am not a man, you silly billy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.I'm afraid I cannot comment on that untill it's been officially hushed up. ;)I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. Yes, indeed. There was a certain lack of originality. :finbar:Right! This calls for immediate discussion! What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. :| Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the planeThat came out a bit glib, didn't it? Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?I am not a man, you silly billy. Listen, Teddy Salad is the most brilliant agent the CIA ever had, right?That's how he made his name - disguise! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say. It is filth! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats.There's some lovely filth down hereI'm afraid the Minister's fallen through the Earth's crust. Well, I've been going with ministers for five years now and, you know... I think they're wonderful.Ferdinand... that was a Minister of State you just threw out of the balloon.Oh, forget him! What's your name, deary? Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of UlmAch. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon. :hi:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.I'm afraid I cannot comment on that untill it's been officially hushed up. ;)I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway. Yes, indeed. There was a certain lack of originality. :finbar:Right! This calls for immediate discussion! What do you keep your hard-boiled eggs in? Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. :| Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the planeThat came out a bit glib, didn't it? Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?I am not a man, you silly billy. Listen, Teddy Salad is the most brilliant agent the CIA ever had, right?That's how he made his name - disguise!Yes, that's a Flemish merchant of the 15th or 16th centuries. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 Mr St John of Huntingdon said he couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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