AnEggplant Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Geddy_Lee Enjoy. Everything I knew about him was a lie. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 "He never satisfactorily explained how he got the guitar out from behind the waterfall without ruining it." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnEggplant Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 "He never satisfactorily explained how he got the guitar out from behind the waterfall without ruining it." To this day Neil Peart is unaware of Alex Lifeson's existence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 "Geddy attributes his bass playing abilities to the fact that he is polydactyl. He is known to possess seven fingers on each of his hands . . ." I always knew there had to be some explanation. Too funny! :D :D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eel Yddeg Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 "Geddy's birth was a miraculous one, at first the doctors thought he was dead because he made no noise at all. After running tests they concluded that his voice was in fact too high pitched for humans to hear." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbobby10 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Thankfully, when Geddy reached puberty his voice became audible to humans. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnEggplant Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 Thankfully, when Geddy reached puberty his voice became audible to humans. Indeed. Thank goodness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Early life edit http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140528181652/uncyclopedia/images/6/6b/Magnify-clip.png You bastard. Alex Lifeson was not born. He was created as Geddy Lee's imaginary friend. Alex Lifeson does not actually exist, hence had no childhood or Early life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnEggplant Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 Early life edit You bastard. Alex Lifeson was not born. He was created as Geddy Lee's imaginary friend. Alex Lifeson does not actually exist, hence had no childhood or Early life. Indeed. Very accurate indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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