What are you sick of?

[Aikenrooster]

Erectile Dysfunction commercials. They're played out and unimaginative. New, exciting names should be used. Here's some for laughs:

 

Good Wood—Solid and straight as a board

Salutin' Soldier

 

I can think of more, but why bother?

Do they really have commercials for that now?

That's why I love my DVR!

[Lorraine]

Erectile Dysfunction commercials. They're played out and unimaginative. New, exciting names should be used. Here's some for laughs:

 

Good Wood—Solid and straight as a board

Salutin' Soldier

 

I can think of more, but why bother?

Do they really have commercials for that now?

That's why I love my DVR!

Is a DVR an updated VCR? If so, is the reason you love it because you can get to watch all the commercials you missed?

[Tombstone Mountain]

Erectile Dysfunction commercials. They're played out and unimaginative. New, exciting names should be used. Here's some for laughs:

 

Good Wood—Solid and straight as a board

Salutin' Soldier

 

I can think of more, but why bother?

Do they really have commercials for that now?

Not only are their commercials aplenty, each one has the audible disclaimer:

 

"If you sustain an erection 4 hrs or longer call your doctor immediately"

 

Hell if something like that happens I'm calling Dr. Sheldon Cooper

[Lorraine]

Erectile Dysfunction commercials. They're played out and unimaginative. New, exciting names should be used. Here's some for laughs:

 

Good Wood—Solid and straight as a board

Salutin' Soldier

 

I can think of more, but why bother?

Do they really have commercials for that now?

Not only are their commercials aplenty, each one has the audible disclaimer:

 

"If you sustain an erection 4 hrs or longer call your doctor immediately"

 

Hell if something like that happens I'm calling Dr. Sheldon Cooper

Thanks for the laugh. :lol:

[EagleMoon]

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

 

Now who did sing this song? It was a girl but for the life of me I can't remember....

It must of been in the 90's or later.... ;)

Must've been. Not that I would know anyway. ;)

The truth is I shut it down in the early eighties. The last album I bought was Power Windows and I only bought that for obvious reasons... :)

I survived you by ten years. Sometime in 1992, I said "that's that!"

 

I made it to Test For Echo but when Vapor Trails came out I was like "what is this crap" and figured they'd gone off the deep end. I also lost interest around the time of Presto/Hold Your Fire because they started sounding too "poppy".

YOU will be at the next show. The ticket is on me, even if I'm on the road.

 

I assume you're talking to Lorraine and not me. Though I will gladly take the concert ticket if you're paying for it. :)

[H. P. L.]

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

 

Now who did sing this song? It was a girl but for the life of me I can't remember....

It must of been in the 90's or later.... ;)

Must've been. Not that I would know anyway. ;)

:P to both of you.

 

It was 2004. Yeah, I know.

 

Edited December 3, 2014 by H. P. L.

[x1yyz]

Erectile Dysfunction commercials. They're played out and unimaginative. New, exciting names should be used. Here's some for laughs:

 

Good Wood—Solid and straight as a board

Salutin' Soldier

 

I can think of more, but why bother?

Do they really have commercials for that now?

Not only are their commercials aplenty, each one has the audible disclaimer:

 

"If you sustain an erection 4 hrs or longer call your doctor immediately"

 

Hell if something like that happens I'm calling Dr. Sheldon Cooper

 

You want Sheldon to help you with your erection?

[Lorraine]

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

 

Now who did sing this song? It was a girl but for the life of me I can't remember....

It must of been in the 90's or later.... ;)

Must've been. Not that I would know anyway. ;)

The truth is I shut it down in the early eighties. The last album I bought was Power Windows and I only bought that for obvious reasons... :)

I survived you by ten years. Sometime in 1992, I said "that's that!"

 

I made it to Test For Echo but when Vapor Trails came out I was like "what is this crap" and figured they'd gone off the deep end. I also lost interest around the time of Presto/Hold Your Fire because they started sounding too "poppy".

YOU will be at the next show. The ticket is on me, even if I'm on the road.

 

I assume you're talking to Lorraine and not me. Though I will gladly take the concert ticket if you're paying for it. :)

He's talking to you. :) :) :)

[Fred Star]

Erectile Dysfunction commercials. They're played out and unimaginative. New, exciting names should be used. Here's some for laughs:

 

Good Wood—Solid and straight as a board

Salutin' Soldier

 

I can think of more, but why bother?

 

... or Limpdickitus as i like to call it.. i've had it on/off for a couple of years now.. in fact, the last woman to give me a raging boner was some Finance News Reading wench :drool: on UK terestrial television.. that happened mid sept' '13... it was beautiful thang. (lol)

 

Oh yes, sorry - i digress - it's Limpdickitus i'm getting sick of.

[ILSnwdog]

 

"If you sustain an erection 4 hrs or longer call your doctor immediately"

 

Hell if something like that happens I'm calling Dr. Sheldon Cooper

And he'll be right over, holding his ankles. :LMAO:

[Narps]

Erectile Dysfunction commercials. They're played out and unimaginative. New, exciting names should be used. Here's some for laughs:

 

Good Wood—Solid and straight as a board

Salutin' Soldier

 

I can think of more, but why bother?

Do they really have commercials for that now?

Not only are their commercials aplenty, each one has the audible disclaimer:

 

"If you sustain an erection 4 hrs or longer call your doctor immediately"

 

Hell if something like that happens I'm calling Dr. Sheldon Cooper

I'll take 4 minutes at this point....

[ILSnwdog]

Erectile Dysfunction commercials. They're played out and unimaginative. New, exciting names should be used. Here's some for laughs:

 

Good Wood—Solid and straight as a board

Salutin' Soldier

 

I can think of more, but why bother?

Do they really have commercials for that now?

Not only are their commercials aplenty, each one has the audible disclaimer:

 

"If you sustain an erection 4 hrs or longer call your doctor immediately"

 

Hell if something like that happens I'm calling Dr. Sheldon Cooper

I'll take 4 minutes at this point....

:LMAO:

[ILSnwdog]

Erectile Dysfunction commercials. They're played out and unimaginative. New, exciting names should be used. Here's some for laughs:

 

Good Wood—Solid and straight as a board

Salutin' Soldier

 

I can think of more, but why bother?

How about Wakin One Eye?

[savagegrace26]

I'm sick of being white.

[Aikenrooster]

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

 

Now who did sing this song? It was a girl but for the life of me I can't remember....

It must of been in the 90's or later.... ;)

Must've been. Not that I would know anyway. ;)

The truth is I shut it down in the early eighties. The last album I bought was Power Windows and I only bought that for obvious reasons... :)

I survived you by ten years. Sometime in 1992, I said "that's that!"

 

I made it to Test For Echo but when Vapor Trails came out I was like "what is this crap" and figured they'd gone off the deep end. I also lost interest around the time of Presto/Hold Your Fire because they started sounding too "poppy".

YOU will be at the next show. The ticket is on me, even if I'm on the road.

 

I assume you're talking to Lorraine and not me. Though I will gladly take the concert ticket if you're paying for it. :)

He's talking to you. :) :) :)

I meant to quote Narpski, sorry

[Narps]

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

 

Now who did sing this song? It was a girl but for the life of me I can't remember....

It must of been in the 90's or later.... ;)

Must've been. Not that I would know anyway. ;)

The truth is I shut it down in the early eighties. The last album I bought was Power Windows and I only bought that for obvious reasons... :)

I survived you by ten years. Sometime in 1992, I said "that's that!"

 

I made it to Test For Echo but when Vapor Trails came out I was like "what is this crap" and figured they'd gone off the deep end. I also lost interest around the time of Presto/Hold Your Fire because they started sounding too "poppy".

YOU will be at the next show. The ticket is on me, even if I'm on the road.

 

I assume you're talking to Lorraine and not me. Though I will gladly take the concert ticket if you're paying for it. :)

He's talking to you. :) :) :)

I meant to quote Narpski, sorry

Hey. Nice. Charlotte NC I am assuming?.... :)

[Aikenrooster]

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

 

Now who did sing this song? It was a girl but for the life of me I can't remember....

It must of been in the 90's or later.... ;)

Must've been. Not that I would know anyway. ;)

The truth is I shut it down in the early eighties. The last album I bought was Power Windows and I only bought that for obvious reasons... :)

I survived you by ten years. Sometime in 1992, I said "that's that!"

 

I made it to Test For Echo but when Vapor Trails came out I was like "what is this crap" and figured they'd gone off the deep end. I also lost interest around the time of Presto/Hold Your Fire because they started sounding too "poppy".

YOU will be at the next show. The ticket is on me, even if I'm on the road.

 

I assume you're talking to Lorraine and not me. Though I will gladly take the concert ticket if you're paying for it. :)

He's talking to you. :) :) :)

I meant to quote Narpski, sorry

Hey. Nice. Charlotte NC I am assuming?.... :)

probably Raleigh, again. Charlotte didn't sell out. Colonial Life Arena would be awesome!

[lerxt1990]

Im sick of comments about my moobs.

[Tombstone Mountain]

 

"If you sustain an erection 4 hrs or longer call your doctor immediately"

 

Hell if something like that happens I'm calling Dr. Sheldon Cooper

And he'll be right over, holding his ankles. :LMAO:

He'll need help 'cause I've got a 2-hander.

Edited December 4, 2014 by Tombstone Mountain

[Tombstone Mountain]

Erectile Dysfunction commercials. They're played out and unimaginative. New, exciting names should be used. Here's some for laughs:

 

Good Wood—Solid and straight as a board

Salutin' Soldier

 

I can think of more, but why bother?

How about Wakin One Eye?

Excellent. I knew the King of Car Porn would jump on this like a hooker in the projects.

 

Here's another:

 

Hammer Time Male Enhancement

[savagegrace26]

I'm sick of McDonald's.

[savagegrace26]

I'm sick of McDonald's.

[savagegrace26]

I'm sick of McDonald's.

[EagleMoon]

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

 

Now who did sing this song? It was a girl but for the life of me I can't remember....

It must of been in the 90's or later.... ;)

Must've been. Not that I would know anyway. ;)

The truth is I shut it down in the early eighties. The last album I bought was Power Windows and I only bought that for obvious reasons... :)

I survived you by ten years. Sometime in 1992, I said "that's that!"

 

I made it to Test For Echo but when Vapor Trails came out I was like "what is this crap" and figured they'd gone off the deep end. I also lost interest around the time of Presto/Hold Your Fire because they started sounding too "poppy".

YOU will be at the next show. The ticket is on me, even if I'm on the road.

 

I assume you're talking to Lorraine and not me. Though I will gladly take the concert ticket if you're paying for it. :)

He's talking to you. :) :) :)

I meant to quote Narpski, sorry

 

Well crap.

[Narps]

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

 

Now who did sing this song? It was a girl but for the life of me I can't remember....

It must of been in the 90's or later.... ;)

Must've been. Not that I would know anyway. ;)

The truth is I shut it down in the early eighties. The last album I bought was Power Windows and I only bought that for obvious reasons... :)

I survived you by ten years. Sometime in 1992, I said "that's that!"

 

I made it to Test For Echo but when Vapor Trails came out I was like "what is this crap" and figured they'd gone off the deep end. I also lost interest around the time of Presto/Hold Your Fire because they started sounding too "poppy".

YOU will be at the next show. The ticket is on me, even if I'm on the road.

 

I assume you're talking to Lorraine and not me. Though I will gladly take the concert ticket if you're paying for it. :)

He's talking to you. :) :) :)

I meant to quote Narpski, sorry

 

Well crap.

... You were feelin pretty good about yourself aye?... :)