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What happened with this game I've been totally distracted since half time.

Indy's been moving the ball but stalling in the red zone. Denver's had a couple of drive stalling penalties and drops.

I'm watching it, but it's not sinking in.

 

Does Collinsworth cultivate that little croak in his voice to sound a bit more macho?

Nah, I think he's just aging.

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"Football" no longer exists for me. Unless you mean "soccer." Then, we're cool.

Just for you...

 

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmhWo2NIMAAvBlS.jpg

 

Awesome.

 

WHY that man hasn't been shot, choked, drowned. beat, poisoned, carjacked, burned alive, buried alive, set fire then buried alive, been buried up to the neck in an ant pile, kicked in the head repeatedly, or all of the above, is beyond me.

Apparently Jerry was being threatened with a gun in this picture but he saved himself by hiding behind this young girl...

 

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Jerry-Jones.jpg

 

Oh, yeah. Throwing up helps. Thanks, duck.

On this occasion the threat was target area specific!

 

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Jerry-Jones-pic.jpg

Nah, I think Jerry was recruiting her to play linebacker. Or maybe running back, on the theory that Barry Sanders was short.

Those girls would probably be better linebackers than the ones they have now.

No doubt.

 

Come to think of it, so would Gwen Stefani.

Tony Romo has been practicing in the offseason to catch is own interceptions, he's not sure which way he should run once he makes the catch though...

At one point in the first half he was on pace for over 100 on the year.

If only they counted reverse yards as a stat...

Hey, our running game is vastly improved this year.

That's it, Dion Jordan should be a running back, with his powers of invisibility he'd be great.

Maybe the coaches would consider it once he's off suspension. Trent Richardson was the third pick and look how dominant he's been at that position.

Maybe Richardson will come alive in a few years and do great in a preseason like his old pal Mark Ingram.

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"Football" no longer exists for me. Unless you mean "soccer." Then, we're cool.

Just for you...

 

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmhWo2NIMAAvBlS.jpg

 

Awesome.

 

WHY that man hasn't been shot, choked, drowned. beat, poisoned, carjacked, burned alive, buried alive, set fire then buried alive, been buried up to the neck in an ant pile, kicked in the head repeatedly, or all of the above, is beyond me.

Apparently Jerry was being threatened with a gun in this picture but he saved himself by hiding behind this young girl...

 

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Jerry-Jones.jpg

 

Oh, yeah. Throwing up helps. Thanks, duck.

On this occasion the threat was target area specific!

 

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Jerry-Jones-pic.jpg

Nah, I think Jerry was recruiting her to play linebacker. Or maybe running back, on the theory that Barry Sanders was short.

Those girls would probably be better linebackers than the ones they have now.

No doubt.

 

Come to think of it, so would Gwen Stefani.

Tony Romo has been practicing in the offseason to catch is own interceptions, he's not sure which way he should run once he makes the catch though...

At one point in the first half he was on pace for over 100 on the year.

If only they counted reverse yards as a stat...

Hey, our running game is vastly improved this year.

That's it, Dion Jordan should be a running back, with his powers of invisibility he'd be great.

Maybe the coaches would consider it once he's off suspension. Trent Richardson was the third pick and look how dominant he's been at that position.

Maybe Richardson will come alive in a few years and do great in a preseason like his old pal Mark Ingram.

I think Eddie Lacy's already outgained both of them.

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What happened with this game I've been totally distracted since half time.

Indy's been moving the ball but stalling in the red zone. Denver's had a couple of drive stalling penalties and drops.

I'm watching it, but it's not sinking in.

 

Does Collinsworth cultivate that little croak in his voice to sound a bit more macho?

Nah, I think he's just aging.

What about Derek Anderson today?? He's back and he's BAD!

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"Football" no longer exists for me. Unless you mean "soccer." Then, we're cool.

Just for you...

 

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmhWo2NIMAAvBlS.jpg

 

Awesome.

 

WHY that man hasn't been shot, choked, drowned. beat, poisoned, carjacked, burned alive, buried alive, set fire then buried alive, been buried up to the neck in an ant pile, kicked in the head repeatedly, or all of the above, is beyond me.

Apparently Jerry was being threatened with a gun in this picture but he saved himself by hiding behind this young girl...

 

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Jerry-Jones.jpg

 

Oh, yeah. Throwing up helps. Thanks, duck.

On this occasion the threat was target area specific!

 

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Jerry-Jones-pic.jpg

Nah, I think Jerry was recruiting her to play linebacker. Or maybe running back, on the theory that Barry Sanders was short.

Those girls would probably be better linebackers than the ones they have now.

No doubt.

 

Come to think of it, so would Gwen Stefani.

Tony Romo has been practicing in the offseason to catch is own interceptions, he's not sure which way he should run once he makes the catch though...

At one point in the first half he was on pace for over 100 on the year.

If only they counted reverse yards as a stat...

Hey, our running game is vastly improved this year.

That's it, Dion Jordan should be a running back, with his powers of invisibility he'd be great.

Maybe the coaches would consider it once he's off suspension. Trent Richardson was the third pick and look how dominant he's been at that position.

Maybe Richardson will come alive in a few years and do great in a preseason like his old pal Mark Ingram.

I think Eddie Lacy's already outgained both of them.

Ingram's 80 yards today has eclipsed Trent's next five games.

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Fear the Panther!

Cam Newton came out in a toweling tracksuit today so he could combine the hoodie and the towel just in case he needed to sulk while on the sidelines.

You missed him coming out there to fire up his teammates? I'm kind of surprised it wasn't a 15 yard penalty.

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Fear the Panther!

Cam Newton came out in a toweling tracksuit today so he could combine the hoodie and the towel just in case he needed to sulk while on the sidelines.

You missed him coming out there to fire up his teammates? I'm kind of surprised it wasn't a 15 yard penalty.

I think he's gonna get fined.

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Our guys are talking about next week's game 49ers vs Bears.

Should be a good one. The first in the new Niner stadium.

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Our guys are talking about next week's game 49ers vs Bears.

Should be a good one. The first in the new Niner stadium.

It's already like a must win for the Bears. If you lose to the Bills the next game is always a must win...

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If you guys had decent food, I might move there. :)

The food I have is good at least. And I have all my own even and white teeth. Anymore UK stereotypes I can debunk? Oh it's foggy outside I better put on my bowler hat! :smoke:

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