Jump to content

Mara's Tale of Gore


Mara
 Share

Recommended Posts

I had staph in the same spot you did, same shit happened. turns out I also had mono at the same time so I had several swollen lymph nodes. only one of them got all big and puss-filled though.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Last night I was in the tub taking a super hot bath and reading when the room became too damn hot because of the steam and temperature. Well, I decided to open the door to let some cool air in when low and behold I see my husband is on YouTube watching videos of people with huge zits and abscesses. I married one weird dude.

 

If he really wants to see some spectacular abscess videos, he needs to look into the ones featuring horses. We're talking astonishing volumes of creamy, custard-like pus. Buckets full - anything tagged "pigeon fever" ought to deliver for sure. There's also a cow one somewhere in which they lance one on the cow's leg; it's pretty damn impressive.

 

Thanks for the warning...I'll be sure to NEVER look those up!!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Careful messing around lymph nodes... you kinda need those things.

 

:o

 

Yeah, but you've got about 600 of them. :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well I'm glad you're okay. What about the others in the restaurant?

 

Hopefully, it wasn't similar to Monty Python's "Mr. Creosote at the French restaurant" scene.....

Or the Red Dwarf seen where Lister's space mumps explodes

 

I can't even watch that scene either! :o

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...