TRF Prediction Thread and Roast: Rushgoober's 30,000th post

[Tombstone Mountain]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/05/goober.jpg

This thread is better than any thread I've ever started. I give it a thumbs up!

I liked the one when you fooled the sh*t out of me better..... :D-13:

He fooled me once too. He wrote an article that he said came from Rolling Stone, and I took it seriously.

Sadly it was the same thread as my faux pas. It was early on in my existence here and well before I came to the realization that trickery was not discouraged........ :D-13:

Too bad you're not going to be fooled again. You're reactions were downright hilarious. However,you guys aren't alone. Perhaps one day I'll start a thread based upon funny reactions to my faux reviews/articles. There's some reactions that are side-splitting IMO.

[H. P. L.]

Merry Christmas to Tombstone, Lorraine, H.P.L., and the precious few other brave souls who haunt this thread.

 

http://pondgardenpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/charlie-brown-christmas-tree-clip-artfree-clip-art-picture-of-a-scrawny-christmas-tree-v7ffssum.jpg

 

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/funny-xmas.gif

 

Thank you! I'd been saving this song especially for today...

 

http://youtu.be/9dX5WKB_VTQ

 

Merry Christmas!!!

Thank you, but I don't have to tell you why I cannot watch the video. A glance at my title says it all. :(

You can't because you're a Diva?

[H. P. L.]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/05/goober.jpg

This thread is better than any thread I've ever started. I give it a thumbs up!

I liked the one when you fooled the sh*t out of me better..... :D-13:

He fooled me once too. He wrote an article that he said came from Rolling Stone, and I took it seriously.

Sadly it was the same thread as my faux pas. It was early on in my existence here and well before I came to the realization that trickery was not discouraged........ :D-13:

Too bad you're not going to be fooled again. You're reactions were downright hilarious. However,you guys aren't alone. Perhaps one day I'll start a thread based upon funny reactions to my faux reviews/articles. There's some reactions that are side-splitting IMO.

Yeah, I remember some pretty harsh reactions too... Some of them would have even discouraged me, had me been in your shoes. I'm glad you proved to be more thick-skinned than I am and kept the ball rolling.

[Lorraine]

Merry Christmas to Tombstone, Lorraine, H.P.L., and the precious few other brave souls who haunt this thread.

 

http://pondgardenpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/charlie-brown-christmas-tree-clip-artfree-clip-art-picture-of-a-scrawny-christmas-tree-v7ffssum.jpg

 

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/funny-xmas.gif

 

Thank you! I'd been saving this song especially for today...

 

http://youtu.be/9dX5WKB_VTQ

 

Merry Christmas!!!

Thank you, but I don't have to tell you why I cannot watch the video. A glance at my title says it all. :(

You can't because you're a Diva?

No, I can't because we do not have high speed. Dial-up only.

[Tombstone Mountain]

Merry Christmas to Tombstone, Lorraine, H.P.L., and the precious few other brave souls who haunt this thread.

 

http://pondgardenpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/charlie-brown-christmas-tree-clip-artfree-clip-art-picture-of-a-scrawny-christmas-tree-v7ffssum.jpg

 

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/funny-xmas.gif

 

Thank you! I'd been saving this song especially for today...

 

http://youtu.be/9dX5WKB_VTQ

 

Merry Christmas!!!

Thank you, but I don't have to tell you why I cannot watch the video. A glance at my title says it all. :(

You can't because you're a Diva?

No, I can't because we do not have high speed. Dial-up only.

Hence the "Dial-up" Diva. She is the Helen Mirren of TRF...and that is a compliment of the highest magnitude!

[Narps]

Merry Christmas to Tombstone, Lorraine, H.P.L., and the precious few other brave souls who haunt this thread.

 

http://pondgardenpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/charlie-brown-christmas-tree-clip-artfree-clip-art-picture-of-a-scrawny-christmas-tree-v7ffssum.jpg

 

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/funny-xmas.gif

 

Thank you! I'd been saving this song especially for today...

 

http://youtu.be/9dX5WKB_VTQ

 

Merry Christmas!!!

Thank you, but I don't have to tell you why I cannot watch the video. A glance at my title says it all. :(

You can't because you're a Diva?

No, I can't because we do not have high speed. Dial-up only.

Hence the "Dial-up" Diva. She is the Helen Mirren of TRF...and that is a compliment of the highest magnitude!

Would Helen Mirren and John Malkovich make a good couple?... Just wondering

[HomesickAlien]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/05/goober.jpg

This thread is better than any thread I've ever started. I give it a thumbs up!

I liked the one when you fooled the sh*t out of me better..... :D-13:

He fooled me once too. He wrote an article that he said came from Rolling Stone, and I took it seriously.

Sadly it was the same thread as my faux pas. It was early on in my existence here and well before I came to the realization that trickery was not discouraged........ :D-13:

Too bad you're not going to be fooled again. You're reactions were downright hilarious. However,you guys aren't alone. Perhaps one day I'll start a thread based upon funny reactions to my faux reviews/articles. There's some reactions that are side-splitting IMO.

 

I remember some poor guy searching in vain for information about Flavor Flav rehearsing with Rush. I think he complained that all his search queries led him back to the YBG.

[Tombstone Mountain]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/05/goober.jpg

This thread is better than any thread I've ever started. I give it a thumbs up!

I liked the one when you fooled the sh*t out of me better..... :D-13:

He fooled me once too. He wrote an article that he said came from Rolling Stone, and I took it seriously.

Sadly it was the same thread as my faux pas. It was early on in my existence here and well before I came to the realization that trickery was not discouraged........ :D-13:

Too bad you're not going to be fooled again. You're reactions were downright hilarious. However,you guys aren't alone. Perhaps one day I'll start a thread based upon funny reactions to my faux reviews/articles. There's some reactions that are side-splitting IMO.

 

I remember some poor guy searching in vain for information about Flavor Flav rehearsing with Rush. I think he complained that all his search queries led him back to the YBG.

Interesting Flava Flav was inducted at the same time. I did a parody of him interviewed by Tavis Smiley. The clock motif was too powerful of a connection to not target.

[Tombstone Mountain]

Merry Christmas to Tombstone, Lorraine, H.P.L., and the precious few other brave souls who haunt this thread.

 

http://pondgardenpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/charlie-brown-christmas-tree-clip-artfree-clip-art-picture-of-a-scrawny-christmas-tree-v7ffssum.jpg

 

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/funny-xmas.gif

 

Thank you! I'd been saving this song especially for today...

 

http://youtu.be/9dX5WKB_VTQ

 

Merry Christmas!!!

Thank you, but I don't have to tell you why I cannot watch the video. A glance at my title says it all. :(

You can't because you're a Diva?

No, I can't because we do not have high speed. Dial-up only.

Hence the "Dial-up" Diva. She is the Helen Mirren of TRF...and that is a compliment of the highest magnitude!

Would Helen Mirren and John Malkovich make a good couple?... Just wondering

Hmmmmm....lucky John. Have you seen Helen in a bikini at 65? OMG!

[Narps]

Merry Christmas to Tombstone, Lorraine, H.P.L., and the precious few other brave souls who haunt this thread.

 

http://pondgardenpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/charlie-brown-christmas-tree-clip-artfree-clip-art-picture-of-a-scrawny-christmas-tree-v7ffssum.jpg

 

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/funny-xmas.gif

 

Thank you! I'd been saving this song especially for today...

 

http://youtu.be/9dX5WKB_VTQ

 

Merry Christmas!!!

Thank you, but I don't have to tell you why I cannot watch the video. A glance at my title says it all. :(

You can't because you're a Diva?

No, I can't because we do not have high speed. Dial-up only.

Hence the "Dial-up" Diva. She is the Helen Mirren of TRF...and that is a compliment of the highest magnitude!

Would Helen Mirren and John Malkovich make a good couple?... Just wondering

Hmmmmm....lucky John. Have you seen Helen in a bikini at 65? OMG!

I just looked her up. Now I imagine Lorraine looking that way too, only she's younger. Thanks....... :D-13:

[Tombstone Mountain]

Merry Christmas to Tombstone, Lorraine, H.P.L., and the precious few other brave souls who haunt this thread.

 

http://pondgardenpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/charlie-brown-christmas-tree-clip-artfree-clip-art-picture-of-a-scrawny-christmas-tree-v7ffssum.jpg

 

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/funny-xmas.gif

 

Thank you! I'd been saving this song especially for today...

 

http://youtu.be/9dX5WKB_VTQ

 

Merry Christmas!!!

Thank you, but I don't have to tell you why I cannot watch the video. A glance at my title says it all. :(

You can't because you're a Diva?

No, I can't because we do not have high speed. Dial-up only.

Hence the "Dial-up" Diva. She is the Helen Mirren of TRF...and that is a compliment of the highest magnitude!

Would Helen Mirren and John Malkovich make a good couple?... Just wondering

Hmmmmm....lucky John. Have you seen Helen in a bikini at 65? OMG!

I just looked her up. Now I imagine Lorraine looking that way too, only she's younger. Thanks....... :D-13:

Wasn't kidding was I? Helen hasn't lost a thing!

[Tombstone Mountain]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/05/goober.jpg

This thread is better than any thread I've ever started. I give it a thumbs up!

I liked the one when you fooled the sh*t out of me better..... :D-13:

He fooled me once too. He wrote an article that he said came from Rolling Stone, and I took it seriously.

Sadly it was the same thread as my faux pas. It was early on in my existence here and well before I came to the realization that trickery was not discouraged........ :D-13:

Too bad you're not going to be fooled again. You're reactions were downright hilarious. However,you guys aren't alone. Perhaps one day I'll start a thread based upon funny reactions to my faux reviews/articles. There's some reactions that are side-splitting IMO.

Yeah, I remember some pretty harsh reactions too... Some of them would have even discouraged me, had me been in your shoes. I'm glad you proved to be more thick-skinned than I am and kept the ball rolling.

Yeah there were insults hurled, but I believed some people would answer my "tests for echo", as Neil would say.

 

I find it interesting that most people who were entertained were from outside the US...that was a surprise.

Edited December 27, 2013 by Tombstone Mountain

[H. P. L.]

The Yukon Blade Grinder Europe

(several continents removed!)

 

 

 

brings you

The Battle of the Golden Temple

 

 

Amritsar, Punjab, India – december 27

 

In a world lit only by fires, it’s no small comfort for the soul of a spiritual pilgrim to know that a place of peace and acceptance is never far away.

 

The city of Amritsar, the religious headquarters of the Sikh religion, is such a place. And in the same city, the magnificent Golden Temple, the equivalent of the Vatican for the Sikhs, is a beacon of tolerance and fraternity, a place that shines with two universal values: peace and justice.

 

Everyone is welcome here, no matter what their religion or lack thereof might be. Everyone is free to walk around the sacred pond and wonder at the marvel that is the Golden Temple itself, where live bands play and sing the praises of Guru Nanak, the Founder of the Sikh, from dawn to dusk, putting Rush’s 3-hours sets to shame.

 

http://www.4to40.com/images/egreetings/Gurpurab/The_Golden_Temple_Amritsar-Gurpurab-474_big.gif

 

It is here, in the Golden Temple itself, that the most badass half of the YBG-Men, Luca Turilli and Rocco Siffredi, confronted in combat the Black Dwarf, Holierthanthouy, the renegade dwarf of the Pope SS.

 

Until today, we at YBG Europe were sure that the Black Dwarf was simply working as a double agent, we even ventured to suspect that he might be in Mayor “I’ll bite your arm off” Ford’s payroll. But after today’s events, we can confirm that the poor, deranged mind of Holierthanthouy has simply gone over the edge. He has become a prophet of his own. A prophet of a new religion he created himself, and it has to be said, with much shame, he had our help. Holierthanthouy, the Black Dwarf, is the first prophet of Goober-Pantheism.

 

 

 

"If you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer, in comparision” (Benedetto XVI).

 

 

We at YBG Europe have no shortage of religious experts. After feeding them the data from today’s combat, here’s what Benedict Emeritus had to say about this new religion, Goober-Pantheism.

“Ja, it’s close to animism, ancient spiritualism, totemism, with a dash of shamanism. I would not rule out some Rael-ism influence. Definitely nothing satanic about it. But if you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer in comparision”.

 

And as we thank Benedetto, let’s find out what happened today. Apparently, the Black Dwarf had chosen the Golden Temple as the place for his first sermon about Goober-Pantheism. But when confronted by Luca and Rocco, the turncoat revealed his true colours, as he engaged our men in a furious fight in super-ninja speed, throwing peace-sign-shaped shurikens at our heroes.

 

But ninja-speed is slow-motion to someone versed in Malmsteen-speed on the neck of a guitar! Luca Turilli quickly put him down. At that point, Holierthanthouy revealed another tricky trick from his bag of tricky tricks: he tried to mentally possess the YBG-Men!

 

First he tried with Rocco, but the diminuitive fool couldn’t know that Rocco’s brain has evolved into… a different part of his body anatomy! So the mind trick didn’t work. Desperate, the Black Dwarf tried to possess Luca, but our valiant minstrel could resist the possession mentally singing a classic Nomadi song: “Un figlio dei fiori non pensa al domani”.

 

http://youtu.be/YYOWJZl2kvg

 

Even more desperate, the Black Dwarf resorted to his last card, revealing without any shadow of a doubt his corrupt soul: he possessed all the pilgrims of the temple and forced them to commit suicide in the sacred pond!

 

Surely this would have been a very sad day for the world, had the YBG-Men not been there. Luca and Rocco saved every last one of the poor, soaked souls. The price they had to pay, was to let the Black Dwarf escape. Yes, Holierthanthouy has escaped justice. But fear not: wherever he’s going, the YBG-Men will be there.

 

Meanwhile, in Japan: things are turning hot as we were able to secure an exclusive interview with Yuki Kitazume, alias Megaloman, the star of the classic Sentai series. Stay tuned for another stunning piece of truth about the world we all live in, a rollercoaster of mind-blowing revelations and swearing that could only be titled: “I am an alien and you’re a f***ing ***t!!”

Edited December 27, 2013 by H. P. L.

[Tombstone Mountain]

The Yukon Blade Grinder Europe

(several continents removed!)

 

 

 

brings you

The Battle of the Golden Temple

 

 

Amritsar, Punjab, India – december 27

 

In a world lit only by fires, it’s no small comfort for the soul of a spiritual pilgrim to know that a place of peace and acceptance is never far away.

 

The city of Amritsar, the religious headquarters of the Sikh religion, is such a place. And in the same city, the magnificent Golden Temple, the equivalent of the Vatican for the Sikhs, is a beacon of tolerance and fraternity, a place that shines with two universal values: peace and justice.

 

Everyone is welcome here, no matter what their religion or lack thereof might be. Everyone is free to walk around the sacred pond and wonder at the marvel that is the Golden Temple itself, where live bands play and sing the praises of Guru Nanak, the Founder of the Sikh, from dawn to dusk, putting Rush’s 3-hours sets to shame.

 

http://www.4to40.com/images/egreetings/Gurpurab/The_Golden_Temple_Amritsar-Gurpurab-474_big.gif

 

It is here, in the Golden Temple itself, that the most badass half of the YBG-Men, Luca Turilli and Rocco Siffredi, confronted in combat the Black Dwarf, Holierthanthouy, the renegade dwarf of the Pope SS.

 

Until today, we at YBG Europe were sure that the Black Dwarf was simply working as a double agent, we even ventured to suspect that he might be in Mayor “I’ll bite your arm off” Ford’s payroll. But after today’s events, we can confirm that the poor, deranged mind of Holierthanthouy has simply gone over the edge. He has become a prophet of his own. A prophet of a new religion he created himself, and it has to be said, with much shame, he had our help. Holierthanthouy, the Black Dwarf, is the first prophet of Goober-Pantheism.

 

 

 

"If you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer, in comparision” (Benedetto XVI).

 

 

We at YBG Europe have no shortage of religious experts. After feeding them the data from today’s combat, here’s what Benedict Emeritus had to say about this new religion, Goober-Pantheism.

“Ja, it’s close to animism, ancient spiritualism, totemism, with a dash of shamanism. I would not rule out some Rael-ism influence. Definitely nothing satanic about it. But if you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer in comparision”.

 

And as we thank Benedetto, let’s find out what happened today. Apparently, the Black Dwarf had chosen the Golden Temple as the place for his first sermon about Goober-Pantheism. But when confronted by Luca and Rocco, the turncoat revealed his true colours, as he engaged our men in a furious fight in super-ninja speed, throwing peace-sign-shaped shurikens at our heroes.

 

But ninja-speed is slow-motion to someone versed in Malmsteen-speed on the neck of a guitar! Luca Turilli quickly put him down. At that point, Holierthanthouy revealed another tricky trick from his bag of tricky tricks: he tried to mentally possess the YBG-Men!

 

First he tried with Rocco, but the diminuitive fool couldn’t know that Rocco’s brain has evolved into… a different part of his body anatomy! So the mind trick didn’t work. Desperate, the Black Dwarf tried to possess Luca, but our valiant minstrel could resist the possession mentally singing a classic Nomadi song: “Un figlio dei fiori non pensa al domani”.

 

http://youtu.be/YYOWJZl2kvg

 

Even more desperate, the Black Dwarf resorted to his last card, revealing without any shadow of a doubt his corrupt soul: he possessed all the pilgrims of the temple and forced them to commit suicide in the sacred pond!

 

Surely this would have been a very sad day for the world, had the YBG-Men not been there. Luca and Rocco saved every last one of the poor, soaked souls. The price they had to pay, was to let the Black Dwarf escape. Yes, Holierthanthouy has escaped justice. But fear not: wherever he’s going, the YBG-Men will be there.

 

Meanwhile, in Japan: things are turning hot as we were able to secure an exclusive interview with Yuki Kitazume, alias Megaloman, the star of the classic Sentai series. Stay tuned for another stunning piece of truth about the world we all live in, a rollercoaster of mind-blowing revelations and swearing that could only be titled: “I am an alien and you’re a f***ing ***t!!”

This is fantastic, absurd, interesting, stupid, and an absolutely hilarious!

 

Hey RushGoober—look what has happened to the Yukon Blade Grinder. It's international and bigger than footlong sandwich! Chew on it and savor the flavor.

[Lorraine]

Oh, dear! Now i have to look up who this Helen woman is and the computer is slower than usual today. I'll be back. Eventually.

[Lorraine]

No gentlemen. Definitely not.

 

If you want to know what I look like, google Joana Pettet. I was a deadringer for her when I was young. With a pair of sunglasses on and standing along side of her, you would never have been able to tell us apart.

[Tombstone Mountain]

Oh, dear! Now i have to look up who this Helen woman is and the computer is slower than usual today. I'll be back. Eventually.

Helen is such a great actress...her filmography is impeccable

[Lorraine]

The Yukon Blade Grinder Europe

(several continents removed!)

 

 

 

brings you

The Battle of the Golden Temple

 

 

Amritsar, Punjab, India – december 27

 

In a world lit only by fires, it’s no small comfort for the soul of a spiritual pilgrim to know that a place of peace and acceptance is never far away.

 

The city of Amritsar, the religious headquarters of the Sikh religion, is such a place. And in the same city, the magnificent Golden Temple, the equivalent of the Vatican for the Sikhs, is a beacon of tolerance and fraternity, a place that shines with two universal values: peace and justice.

 

Everyone is welcome here, no matter what their religion or lack thereof might be. Everyone is free to walk around the sacred pond and wonder at the marvel that is the Golden Temple itself, where live bands play and sing the praises of Guru Nanak, the Founder of the Sikh, from dawn to dusk, putting Rush’s 3-hours sets to shame.

 

http://www.4to40.com/images/egreetings/Gurpurab/The_Golden_Temple_Amritsar-Gurpurab-474_big.gif

 

It is here, in the Golden Temple itself, that the most badass half of the YBG-Men, Luca Turilli and Rocco Siffredi, confronted in combat the Black Dwarf, Holierthanthouy, the renegade dwarf of the Pope SS.

 

Until today, we at YBG Europe were sure that the Black Dwarf was simply working as a double agent, we even ventured to suspect that he might be in Mayor “I’ll bite your arm off” Ford’s payroll. But after today’s events, we can confirm that the poor, deranged mind of Holierthanthouy has simply gone over the edge. He has become a prophet of his own. A prophet of a new religion he created himself, and it has to be said, with much shame, he had our help. Holierthanthouy, the Black Dwarf, is the first prophet of Goober-Pantheism.

 

 

 

 

"If you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer, in comparision” (Benedetto XVI).

 

 

We at YBG Europe have no shortage of religious experts. After feeding them the data from today’s combat, here’s what Benedict Emeritus had to say about this new religion, Goober-Pantheism.

“Ja, it’s close to animism, ancient spiritualism, totemism, with a dash of shamanism. I would not rule out some Rael-ism influence. Definitely nothing satanic about it. But if you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer in comparision”.

 

And as we thank Benedetto, let’s find out what happened today. Apparently, the Black Dwarf had chosen the Golden Temple as the place for his first sermon about Goober-Pantheism. But when confronted by Luca and Rocco, the turncoat revealed his true colours, as he engaged our men in a furious fight in super-ninja speed, throwing peace-sign-shaped shurikens at our heroes.

 

But ninja-speed is slow-motion to someone versed in Malmsteen-speed on the neck of a guitar! Luca Turilli quickly put him down. At that point, Holierthanthouy revealed another tricky trick from his bag of tricky tricks: he tried to mentally possess the YBG-Men!

 

First he tried with Rocco, but the diminuitive fool couldn’t know that Rocco’s brain has evolved into… a different part of his body anatomy! So the mind trick didn’t work. Desperate, the Black Dwarf tried to possess Luca, but our valiant minstrel could resist the possession mentally singing a classic Nomadi song: “Un figlio dei fiori non pensa al domani”.

 

 

 

Even more desperate, the Black Dwarf resorted to his last card, revealing without any shadow of a doubt his corrupt soul: he possessed all the pilgrims of the temple and forced them to commit suicide in the sacred pond!

 

Surely this would have been a very sad day for the world, had the YBG-Men not been there. Luca and Rocco saved every last one of the poor, soaked souls. The price they had to pay, was to let the Black Dwarf escape. Yes, Holierthanthouy has escaped justice. But fear not: wherever he’s going, the YBG-Men will be there.

 

Meanwhile, in Japan: things are turning hot as we were able to secure an exclusive interview with Yuki Kitazume, alias Megaloman, the star of the classic Sentai series. Stay tuned for another stunning piece of truth about the world we all live in, a rollercoaster of mind-blowing revelations and swearing that could only be titled: “I am an alien and you’re a f***ing ***t!!”

HPL, you are good. I can't hold a candle to you gentlemen.

[Lorraine]

Oh, dear! Now i have to look up who this Helen woman is and the computer is slower than usual today. I'll be back. Eventually.

Helen is such a great actress...her filmography is impeccable

I never heard of her until today. But I will, of course, take your word for it. ;)

[Tombstone Mountain]

The Yukon Blade Grinder Europe

(several continents removed!)

 

 

 

brings you

The Battle of the Golden Temple

 

 

Amritsar, Punjab, India – december 27

 

In a world lit only by fires, it’s no small comfort for the soul of a spiritual pilgrim to know that a place of peace and acceptance is never far away.

 

The city of Amritsar, the religious headquarters of the Sikh religion, is such a place. And in the same city, the magnificent Golden Temple, the equivalent of the Vatican for the Sikhs, is a beacon of tolerance and fraternity, a place that shines with two universal values: peace and justice.

 

Everyone is welcome here, no matter what their religion or lack thereof might be. Everyone is free to walk around the sacred pond and wonder at the marvel that is the Golden Temple itself, where live bands play and sing the praises of Guru Nanak, the Founder of the Sikh, from dawn to dusk, putting Rush’s 3-hours sets to shame.

 

http://www.4to40.com/images/egreetings/Gurpurab/The_Golden_Temple_Amritsar-Gurpurab-474_big.gif

 

It is here, in the Golden Temple itself, that the most badass half of the YBG-Men, Luca Turilli and Rocco Siffredi, confronted in combat the Black Dwarf, Holierthanthouy, the renegade dwarf of the Pope SS.

 

Until today, we at YBG Europe were sure that the Black Dwarf was simply working as a double agent, we even ventured to suspect that he might be in Mayor “I’ll bite your arm off” Ford’s payroll. But after today’s events, we can confirm that the poor, deranged mind of Holierthanthouy has simply gone over the edge. He has become a prophet of his own. A prophet of a new religion he created himself, and it has to be said, with much shame, he had our help. Holierthanthouy, the Black Dwarf, is the first prophet of Goober-Pantheism.

 

 

 

 

"If you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer, in comparision” (Benedetto XVI).

 

 

We at YBG Europe have no shortage of religious experts. After feeding them the data from today’s combat, here’s what Benedict Emeritus had to say about this new religion, Goober-Pantheism.

“Ja, it’s close to animism, ancient spiritualism, totemism, with a dash of shamanism. I would not rule out some Rael-ism influence. Definitely nothing satanic about it. But if you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer in comparision”.

 

And as we thank Benedetto, let’s find out what happened today. Apparently, the Black Dwarf had chosen the Golden Temple as the place for his first sermon about Goober-Pantheism. But when confronted by Luca and Rocco, the turncoat revealed his true colours, as he engaged our men in a furious fight in super-ninja speed, throwing peace-sign-shaped shurikens at our heroes.

 

But ninja-speed is slow-motion to someone versed in Malmsteen-speed on the neck of a guitar! Luca Turilli quickly put him down. At that point, Holierthanthouy revealed another tricky trick from his bag of tricky tricks: he tried to mentally possess the YBG-Men!

 

First he tried with Rocco, but the diminuitive fool couldn’t know that Rocco’s brain has evolved into… a different part of his body anatomy! So the mind trick didn’t work. Desperate, the Black Dwarf tried to possess Luca, but our valiant minstrel could resist the possession mentally singing a classic Nomadi song: “Un figlio dei fiori non pensa al domani”.

 

 

 

Even more desperate, the Black Dwarf resorted to his last card, revealing without any shadow of a doubt his corrupt soul: he possessed all the pilgrims of the temple and forced them to commit suicide in the sacred pond!

 

Surely this would have been a very sad day for the world, had the YBG-Men not been there. Luca and Rocco saved every last one of the poor, soaked souls. The price they had to pay, was to let the Black Dwarf escape. Yes, Holierthanthouy has escaped justice. But fear not: wherever he’s going, the YBG-Men will be there.

 

Meanwhile, in Japan: things are turning hot as we were able to secure an exclusive interview with Yuki Kitazume, alias Megaloman, the star of the classic Sentai series. Stay tuned for another stunning piece of truth about the world we all live in, a rollercoaster of mind-blowing revelations and swearing that could only be titled: “I am an alien and you’re a f***ing ***t!!”

HPL, you are good. I can't hold a candle to you gentlemen.

Just like Substance, every issue gets better and better.

[H. P. L.]

HPL, you are good. I can't hold a candle to you gentlemen.

 

Thanks, o Lady of the Lake. I am just your humble servant.

[Tombstone Mountain]

HPL, you are good. I can't hold a candle to you gentlemen.

 

Thanks, o Lady of the Lake. I am just your humble servant.

By the way HPL, I still haven't gotten the receipts for your expenses...what's up? Spending it on hookers and blow?

[Tombstone Mountain]

The Yukon Blade Grinder Europe

(several continents removed!)

 

 

 

brings you

The Battle of the Golden Temple

 

 

Amritsar, Punjab, India – december 27

 

In a world lit only by fires, it’s no small comfort for the soul of a spiritual pilgrim to know that a place of peace and acceptance is never far away.

 

The city of Amritsar, the religious headquarters of the Sikh religion, is such a place. And in the same city, the magnificent Golden Temple, the equivalent of the Vatican for the Sikhs, is a beacon of tolerance and fraternity, a place that shines with two universal values: peace and justice.

 

Everyone is welcome here, no matter what their religion or lack thereof might be. Everyone is free to walk around the sacred pond and wonder at the marvel that is the Golden Temple itself, where live bands play and sing the praises of Guru Nanak, the Founder of the Sikh, from dawn to dusk, putting Rush’s 3-hours sets to shame.

 

http://www.4to40.com/images/egreetings/Gurpurab/The_Golden_Temple_Amritsar-Gurpurab-474_big.gif

 

It is here, in the Golden Temple itself, that the most badass half of the YBG-Men, Luca Turilli and Rocco Siffredi, confronted in combat the Black Dwarf, Holierthanthouy, the renegade dwarf of the Pope SS.

 

Until today, we at YBG Europe were sure that the Black Dwarf was simply working as a double agent, we even ventured to suspect that he might be in Mayor “I’ll bite your arm off” Ford’s payroll. But after today’s events, we can confirm that the poor, deranged mind of Holierthanthouy has simply gone over the edge. He has become a prophet of his own. A prophet of a new religion he created himself, and it has to be said, with much shame, he had our help. Holierthanthouy, the Black Dwarf, is the first prophet of Goober-Pantheism.

 

 

 

"If you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer, in comparision” (Benedetto XVI).

 

 

We at YBG Europe have no shortage of religious experts. After feeding them the data from today’s combat, here’s what Benedict Emeritus had to say about this new religion, Goober-Pantheism.

“Ja, it’s close to animism, ancient spiritualism, totemism, with a dash of shamanism. I would not rule out some Rael-ism influence. Definitely nothing satanic about it. But if you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer in comparision”.

 

And as we thank Benedetto, let’s find out what happened today. Apparently, the Black Dwarf had chosen the Golden Temple as the place for his first sermon about Goober-Pantheism. But when confronted by Luca and Rocco, the turncoat revealed his true colours, as he engaged our men in a furious fight in super-ninja speed, throwing peace-sign-shaped shurikens at our heroes.

 

But ninja-speed is slow-motion to someone versed in Malmsteen-speed on the neck of a guitar! Luca Turilli quickly put him down. At that point, Holierthanthouy revealed another tricky trick from his bag of tricky tricks: he tried to mentally possess the YBG-Men!

 

First he tried with Rocco, but the diminuitive fool couldn’t know that Rocco’s brain has evolved into… a different part of his body anatomy! So the mind trick didn’t work. Desperate, the Black Dwarf tried to possess Luca, but our valiant minstrel could resist the possession mentally singing a classic Nomadi song: “Un figlio dei fiori non pensa al domani”.

 

http://youtu.be/YYOWJZl2kvg

 

Even more desperate, the Black Dwarf resorted to his last card, revealing without any shadow of a doubt his corrupt soul: he possessed all the pilgrims of the temple and forced them to commit suicide in the sacred pond!

 

Surely this would have been a very sad day for the world, had the YBG-Men not been there. Luca and Rocco saved every last one of the poor, soaked souls. The price they had to pay, was to let the Black Dwarf escape. Yes, Holierthanthouy has escaped justice. But fear not: wherever he’s going, the YBG-Men will be there.

 

Meanwhile, in Japan: things are turning hot as we were able to secure an exclusive interview with Yuki Kitazume, alias Megaloman, the star of the classic Sentai series. Stay tuned for another stunning piece of truth about the world we all live in, a rollercoaster of mind-blowing revelations and swearing that could only be titled: “I am an alien and you’re a f***ing ***t!!”

I'll bet Luca is much cooler than Yngwie...I definitely prefer Luca's music. Long live the YBG-MEN.

Edited December 28, 2013 by Tombstone Mountain

[Tombstone Mountain]

The Yukon Blade Grinder Europe

(several continents removed!)

 

 

 

brings you

The Battle of the Golden Temple

 

 

Amritsar, Punjab, India – december 27

 

In a world lit only by fires, it’s no small comfort for the soul of a spiritual pilgrim to know that a place of peace and acceptance is never far away.

 

The city of Amritsar, the religious headquarters of the Sikh religion, is such a place. And in the same city, the magnificent Golden Temple, the equivalent of the Vatican for the Sikhs, is a beacon of tolerance and fraternity, a place that shines with two universal values: peace and justice.

 

Everyone is welcome here, no matter what their religion or lack thereof might be. Everyone is free to walk around the sacred pond and wonder at the marvel that is the Golden Temple itself, where live bands play and sing the praises of Guru Nanak, the Founder of the Sikh, from dawn to dusk, putting Rush’s 3-hours sets to shame.

 

http://www.4to40.com/images/egreetings/Gurpurab/The_Golden_Temple_Amritsar-Gurpurab-474_big.gif

 

It is here, in the Golden Temple itself, that the most badass half of the YBG-Men, Luca Turilli and Rocco Siffredi, confronted in combat the Black Dwarf, Holierthanthouy, the renegade dwarf of the Pope SS.

 

Until today, we at YBG Europe were sure that the Black Dwarf was simply working as a double agent, we even ventured to suspect that he might be in Mayor “I’ll bite your arm off” Ford’s payroll. But after today’s events, we can confirm that the poor, deranged mind of Holierthanthouy has simply gone over the edge. He has become a prophet of his own. A prophet of a new religion he created himself, and it has to be said, with much shame, he had our help. Holierthanthouy, the Black Dwarf, is the first prophet of Goober-Pantheism.

 

 

 

"If you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer, in comparision” (Benedetto XVI).

 

 

We at YBG Europe have no shortage of religious experts. After feeding them the data from today’s combat, here’s what Benedict Emeritus had to say about this new religion, Goober-Pantheism.

“Ja, it’s close to animism, ancient spiritualism, totemism, with a dash of shamanism. I would not rule out some Rael-ism influence. Definitely nothing satanic about it. But if you want the short version: Varg Vikernes is Schopenhauer in comparision”.

 

And as we thank Benedetto, let’s find out what happened today. Apparently, the Black Dwarf had chosen the Golden Temple as the place for his first sermon about Goober-Pantheism. But when confronted by Luca and Rocco, the turncoat revealed his true colours, as he engaged our men in a furious fight in super-ninja speed, throwing peace-sign-shaped shurikens at our heroes.

 

But ninja-speed is slow-motion to someone versed in Malmsteen-speed on the neck of a guitar! Luca Turilli quickly put him down. At that point, Holierthanthouy revealed another tricky trick from his bag of tricky tricks: he tried to mentally possess the YBG-Men!

 

First he tried with Rocco, but the diminuitive fool couldn’t know that Rocco’s brain has evolved into… a different part of his body anatomy! So the mind trick didn’t work. Desperate, the Black Dwarf tried to possess Luca, but our valiant minstrel could resist the possession mentally singing a classic Nomadi song: “Un figlio dei fiori non pensa al domani”.

 

http://youtu.be/YYOWJZl2kvg

 

Even more desperate, the Black Dwarf resorted to his last card, revealing without any shadow of a doubt his corrupt soul: he possessed all the pilgrims of the temple and forced them to commit suicide in the sacred pond!

 

Surely this would have been a very sad day for the world, had the YBG-Men not been there. Luca and Rocco saved every last one of the poor, soaked souls. The price they had to pay, was to let the Black Dwarf escape. Yes, Holierthanthouy has escaped justice. But fear not: wherever he’s going, the YBG-Men will be there.

 

Meanwhile, in Japan: things are turning hot as we were able to secure an exclusive interview with Yuki Kitazume, alias Megaloman, the star of the classic Sentai series. Stay tuned for another stunning piece of truth about the world we all live in, a rollercoaster of mind-blowing revelations and swearing that could only be titled: “I am an alien and you’re a f***ing ***t!!”

This is fantastic, absurd, interesting, stupid, and an absolutely hilarious!

 

Hey RushGoober—look what has happened to the Yukon Blade Grinder. It's international and bigger than footlong sandwich! Chew on it and savor the flavor.

I've just gotta say, again, how impressive this is...it's just ass kicking fun! Like SWS, your content is really blossoming. YBG Europe is proud of you.

 

I still need the receipts for your expenses. Just because you're a talented journalist doesn't mean accountability evades your "to-do" list!

[H. P. L.]

Don't worry man, you know I'm a monk when on the job. Besides, you'll find a note for some hundred thousands signed "manga" but again don't worry: it's all professional literature.