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Matthew McConaughey is on Monday Night Countdown and it turns out he's a Redskins fan and he said Redskins several times, almost like he was trolling Phil Simms!

He's probably a better analyst too...

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Matthew McConaughey is on Monday Night Countdown and it turns out he's a Redskins fan and he said Redskins several times, almost like he was trolling Phil Simms!

He's probably a better analyst too...

He did sound much more coherent.

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Matthew McConaughey is on Monday Night Countdown and it turns out he's a Redskins fan and he said Redskins several times, almost like he was trolling Phil Simms!

He's probably a better analyst too...

He did sound much more coherent.

Not surprising, his tongue isn't up Brady and Kraft's ass.

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What people don't understand is we're living in a Gruden World!

 

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1311571/gruden_camp3.jpg

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--X8Xcukj9--/18au4wkgveey1jpg.jpg

 

 

http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Manti2.png

 

 

 

And since I'm posting in here on Monday night, it must be getting close to Gruden Time!

 

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

I am pretty sure Gruden is from the same planet his baseball brother, Tim McCarver, is from. I am also pretty sure that planet is Mars.

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What people don't understand is we're living in a Gruden World!

 

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1311571/gruden_camp3.jpg

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--X8Xcukj9--/18au4wkgveey1jpg.jpg

 

 

http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Manti2.png

 

 

 

And since I'm posting in here on Monday night, it must be getting close to Gruden Time!

 

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

I am pretty sure Gruden is from the same planet his baseball brother, Tim McCarver, is from. I am also pretty sure that planet is Mars.

Impossible that McCarver is from Mars. Mars is only about 4 billion years old.

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After seeing Gruden to Hooters commercials, and then talk about Jugs machines, it's time for a cheerleader shot.
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