ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 we've got a full tank, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 We're on a mission from God. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 we've got a full tank, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it! Shouldn't you be skiing asshole? I mean.... Dammit penguin!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 What kind of music do you usually have here? Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 we've got a full tank, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it! Shouldn't you be skiing asshole? I mean.... Dammit penguin!!I fly out tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 This is glue. Strong stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 I hate Illinois Nazis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 The f**kin' Nazi Party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 4 whole chickens 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 4 whole chickensAnd a coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the blues brothers has been approved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Orange Whip? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Oh, yeah, $200, and you boys drank $300 worth of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Hi! This is car...what car are we? Five, five. Hi! This is car fifty five...we're in a truck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yeah...real cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 How much for the women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 You contemptible pig. I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting in celibacy for you, with 300 friends and relatives in attendance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault!! I swear to God!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I think we blew a rod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The BLUES Brothers? Shit... They owe you money, fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Do you guys know 'Minnie the Moocher' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Do you guys know 'Minnie the Moocher'I knew a hooker once named Minnie Mizzola. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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