Maverick Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/LOLlapalooza/700_zps6e7edd5c.jpg MOSS POINT, MS—The ongoing plight of passengers who recently escaped the disabled Carnival cruise liner Triumph took another unfortunate turn Thursday when, just hours after they disembarked the filthy ship and boarded a charter bus for New Orleans, their vehicle careened off the road and crashed into a local sewage treatment plant. “Oh, goddamn it, you’ve got to be f***ing kidding me,” former Triumph traveler Laura Jackson said as torrents of human waste rose around her ankles and soiled her newly changed clothing. “You know what? Bring it on. Just go ahead and pour shit all over me. Lock me in a Porta-Potty and roll me down a hill, see if I give a f**k. Screw it.” At press time, Carnival had issued an apology to all passengers affected by the accident and offered them 100 Loyalty Club points redeemable on any future cruise. http://www.theonion.com/articles/bus-transporting-carnival-cruise-passengers-crashe,31322/ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushfanforever! Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/LOLlapalooza/700_zps6e7edd5c.jpg MOSS POINT, MS—The ongoing plight of passengers who recently escaped the disabled Carnival cruise liner Triumph took another unfortunate turn Thursday when, just hours after they disembarked the filthy ship and boarded a charter bus for New Orleans, their vehicle careened off the road and crashed into a local sewage treatment plant. “Oh, goddamn it, you’ve got to be f***ing kidding me,” former Triumph traveler Laura Jackson said as torrents of human waste rose around her ankles and soiled her newly changed clothing. “You know what? Bring it on. Just go ahead and pour shit all over me. Lock me in a Porta-Potty and roll me down a hill, see if I give a f**k. Screw it.” At press time, Carnival had issued an apology to all passengers affected by the accident and offered them 100 Loyalty Club points redeemable on any future cruise. http://www.theonion....s-crashe,31322/ :LMAO: :LMAO: Sheldon,You are too much!!!......Laughing my ass off over here!!!! :clap: :clap: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 At first I was like WHA??? And then I was like :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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