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QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Jun 14 2012, 03:16 PM)
How does this work? Radiation?

No you attach a nozzle to your arse and when you fart the chill pipe takes the methane gas to a converter which produces clean cool oxygen which cycles around a special compartment in your chillow creating the chilled effect.

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 14 2012, 05:40 PM)
QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Jun 14 2012, 03:16 PM)
How does this work? Radiation?

No you attach a nozzle to your arse and when you fart the chill pipe takes the methane gas to a converter which produces clean cool oxygen which cycles around a special compartment in your chillow creating the chilled effect.

 

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I see you've been working on your own design, Duckster!

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QUOTE (Mara @ Jun 14 2012, 05:12 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 14 2012, 05:40 PM)
QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Jun 14 2012, 03:16 PM)
How does this work? Radiation?

No you attach a nozzle to your arse and when you fart the chill pipe takes the methane gas to a converter which produces clean cool oxygen which cycles around a special compartment in your chillow creating the chilled effect.

 

cool10.gif

I see you've been working on your own design, Duckster!

Actually I invented a snore version. You attached the nozzle to your nose instead of your butt. But it doesn't work for me because I don't snore...

 

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Gross conversation won't score you any brownie points,

with a very fair lady like Mara...just sayin'...... no.gif

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QUOTE (go2wrk@95974 @ Jun 14 2012, 05:34 PM)
Gross conversation won't score you any brownie points,
with a very fair lady like Mara...just sayin'...... no.gif

I'm already ahead on points I have a surplus...

 

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QUOTE (go2wrk@95974 @ Jun 14 2012, 06:34 PM)
Gross conversation won't score you any brownie points,
with a very fair lady like Mara...just sayin'...... no.gif

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What is this all about?

 

I on the other hand really do with I could convert night time gasses or snoring power into something useful. Perhaps one day!

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QUOTE (EmotionDetector @ Jun 15 2012, 11:55 AM)
I guys all need to chillow out.

Geez...take a chill-ow pill.

You'll need a whole crate of chill pillows for when the Buccaneers take another pounding in the NFC South this year! tongue.gif

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Sorry to always be one-upping everyone around here, but I'm afraid I found an even awesomer pillow!

 

This could come in really handy post-coilitis or whateverTF they call it!

 

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s294/Godeater2112/a423_tissue.jpg

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QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Jun 15 2012, 01:39 PM)
Sorry to always be one-upping everyone around here, but I'm afraid I found an even awesomer pillow!

This could come in really handy post-coilitis or whateverTF they call it!

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a423_tissue.jpg

I can't see that mate!

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 15 2012, 02:23 PM)
QUOTE (EmotionDetector @ Jun 15 2012, 11:55 AM)
I guys all need to chillow out.

Geez...take a chill-ow pill.

You'll need a whole crate of chill pillows for when the Buccaneers take another pounding in the NFC South this year! tongue.gif

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Maybe I will...but as a Saints fan, here's the pillow you'll be using:

 

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t100/EmotionDetector/bounty.jpg

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QUOTE (EmotionDetector @ Jun 15 2012, 02:19 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 15 2012, 02:23 PM)
QUOTE (EmotionDetector @ Jun 15 2012, 11:55 AM)
I guys all need to chillow out.

Geez...take a chill-ow pill.

You'll need a whole crate of chill pillows for when the Buccaneers take another pounding in the NFC South this year! tongue.gif

laugh.gif

 

Maybe I will...but as a Saints fan, here's the pillow you'll be using:

 

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t100/EmotionDetector/bounty.jpg

tongue.gif laugh.gif

 

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QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Jun 15 2012, 12:39 PM)
Sorry to always be one-upping everyone around here, but I'm afraid I found an even awesomer pillow!

This could come in really handy post-coilitis or whateverTF they call it!

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s294/Godeater2112/a423_tissue.jpg

Post colitis?!!!

 

BAHAHAHA!!!! Post irritable colon disease!! I dunno about you but after some ulcerative colitis action the cool side of the pillow is pretty much the last thing on my mind.

 

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