Hatchetaxe&saw Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Blackadder: Get the door, Baldrick. [There is a crash. Baldrick enters, carrying a door.] Blackadder: Baldrick, I would advise you to make the explanation you are about to give... phenomenally good. Baldrick: You said "Get the door." Blackadder: Not good enough. You're fired. Baldrick: But my lord, I've been in your family since 1532! Blackadder: So has syphilis! Now get out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del_Duio Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Love the shows, I've seen all of them (including the specials and Back and Forth). I'd rate them like this: 3 2 / 4 1 Blackadder the Third was the first series I saw, and it's still my favorite. The one about the Dictionary is f***ing hilarious still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 QUOTE (Del_Duio @ May 29 2012, 12:13 PM) Love the shows, I've seen all of them (including the specials and Back and Forth). I'd rate them like this: 3 2 / 4 1 Blackadder the Third was the first series I saw, and it's still my favorite. The one about the Dictionary is f***ing hilarious still Sausage?! SAUSAGE?!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 J: Where is my Dictionary? E: And what dictionary would this be? J: The one that has taken eighteen hours of every day for the last ten years. My mother died; I hardly noticed. My father cut off his head and fried it in garlic in the hope of attracting my attention; I scarcely looked up from my work. My wife brought armies of lovers to the house, who worked in droves so that she might bring up a huge family of bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Copernicus, the very big liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Oh, Edmund, it's the lying I find so hurtful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 "Don't be absurd. Such activities are totally beyond my mother. My father only got anywhere with her because he told her it was a cure for diarrhea." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Luck, get it? Oh, come on. Sounds almost exactly like f... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Percy: Look, look, I just can't take the pressure of all these omens any more! Edmund: Percy... Percy: No, no, really, I'm serious! Only this morning in the courtyard I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies! Edmund: Two horses standing next to each other? Percy: Yes, I suppose it could have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Dog [dog] - not a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Blackadder: It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to incongweinience me. Ludwig: Good. If he had incongwenienced you, I was going to offer you his tongue. Blackadder: Believe me, sir, if he had incongwenienced me, you would no longer have a tongue with which to make such an offer. Ludwig: Let me assure you, Blackadder, if I no longer had a tongue with which to make such an offer, you would no longer have a tongue with which to tell me that if I had inconwenienced you, I would no longer have a tongue with which to offer you his tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jun 1 2012, 10:59 AM) Ludwig: Let me assure you, Blackadder, if I no longer had a tongue with which to make such an offer, you would no longer have a tongue with which to tell me that if I had inconwenienced you, I would no longer have a tongue with which to offer you his tongue. No wonder he killed them all. What a brain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Jun 1 2012, 09:13 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jun 1 2012, 10:59 AM) Ludwig: Let me assure you, Blackadder, if I no longer had a tongue with which to make such an offer, you would no longer have a tongue with which to tell me that if I had inconwenienced you, I would no longer have a tongue with which to offer you his tongue. No wonder he killed them all. What a brain! I shall return and wreak my rewengey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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