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Will you seek salvation through salivation?  

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  1. 1. Will you seek salvation through salivation?

    • Yes, and am a priest and/or priestess (Wings are even better than bacon)
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    • Yes, I am among the faithful (but, honestly, bacon is every bit as good as Wings)
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    • I will attend on holidays but am otherwise non-practicing (not crazy about Wings)
      1
    • No, I am agnostic (I don't think we will ever know if Wings are superior or not)
      1
    • No, Wings are the debul! (hate Wings!)
      2

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QUOTE (friendlyfloridian @ May 16 2012, 01:49 PM)
You guys are too serious.

Only about Wings.

 

And about breaking one of the greatest commandments...

 

 

"THOU GOTTA LET IT GO"

 

 

 

Get a large bucket of hot wings and for each wing, recite this mantra out loud so that thou hear the words of the great commandment whence thou art preyed upon by temptation to rehash moldy, putrid topics unrelated to, therefore stealing glory from, the most reverent relics: HOT WINGS.

 

Thou wouldn't want to incur the wrath of the Hot Wing Inquisition, would thou?? At best that would earn thee a hot sauce laden carrot to the sphincter.

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QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ May 16 2012, 03:25 PM)
Mmmmmmmm dessert

http://blog.craftzine.com/buffalo-chicken-wing-cupcake-500x550-1.jpg

Ahhhhh, communion. My favorite!

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QUOTE (ReGorLaTroy @ May 16 2012, 03:39 PM)
QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ May 16 2012, 06:52 AM)
In the name of
The Alex
The Neil
and The holy Geddy


Go in peace to eat and share wings.

Amen

What if I'm a vegetarian, can I still join?

I believe we can allow for tofu 911 wings. yes.gif

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QUOTE (USB Connector @ May 16 2012, 05:52 PM)
QUOTE (ReGorLaTroy @ May 16 2012, 03:39 PM)
QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ May 16 2012, 06:52 AM)
In the name of
The Alex
The Neil
and The holy Geddy


Go in peace to eat and share wings.

Amen

What if I'm a vegetarian, can I still join?

I believe we can allow for tofu 911 wings. yes.gif

Sweet...

 

...do I get one of those funky hats with the creepy eyes on top?

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QUOTE (ReGorLaTroy @ May 16 2012, 05:54 PM)
QUOTE (USB Connector @ May 16 2012, 05:52 PM)
QUOTE (ReGorLaTroy @ May 16 2012, 03:39 PM)
QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ May 16 2012, 06:52 AM)
In the name of
The Alex
The Neil
and The holy Geddy


Go in peace to eat and share wings.

Amen

What if I'm a vegetarian, can I still join?

I believe we can allow for tofu 911 wings. yes.gif

Sweet...

 

...do I get one of those funky hats with the creepy eyes on top?

Top hats are mandatory. The first one is free. tongue.gif

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QUOTE (ioc @ May 16 2012, 06:16 PM)
It is reserved for the priest of the temple of Hot Wings.

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EAT WINGS!!!
I COMMAND IT!!!

The eyes slowly close during the final sermon: I can learn to resist anything but temptation (of wings)

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QUOTE (friendlyfloridian @ May 16 2012, 02:08 PM)
QUOTE (USB Connector @ May 16 2012, 03:04 PM)
QUOTE (friendlyfloridian @ May 16 2012, 01:49 PM)
You guys are too serious.

Says the man who defended that CA says 9/11 and then "lightens up" by pretending to be a god.

To be clear I was never adamant it actually was 9:11. I just threw the idea out to everyone and the shit hit the fan.

Shit hit the fan when you claimed the tragedy that was 9/11 as your own personal property.

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QUOTE (ioc @ May 16 2012, 10:42 PM)
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Saint Pratt

I have started making rubber inflatable versions of these, only $21.12 plus taxes.

 

"THE must have Rush accessory for the upcoming tour. It makes all of Neil's worst nightmares come true, and is very handy for relieving frustration apre-show."

 

Get them at www.rubbersexyholyneil.com

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QUOTE (An Enemy Without @ May 16 2012, 10:06 PM)
I have brought shame upon my family. sad.gif

How can I repent, saucily anointed one?

Eat the 911 and the spices burn away your sins!

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QUOTE (ioc @ May 16 2012, 05:42 PM)
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Saint Pratt

Is that photoshopped? It's so good I can't tell. If not where did you find this magnificent photo?

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QUOTE (USB Connector @ May 17 2012, 03:30 PM)
QUOTE (ioc @ May 16 2012, 05:42 PM)
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Saint Pratt

Is that photoshopped? It's so good I can't tell. If not where did you find this magnificent photo?

No, it is most certainly authentic. It is a legitimate representation of the Lord Saint Pratt, as revealed by inspiration after a wings and beer bender.

 

It is most certainly not an amalgamation nor an abomination of the photos below. Nor did I originally intend to put drumsticks in his hands.

 

user posted image +user posted image = user posted image

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QUOTE (An Enemy Without @ May 16 2012, 10:06 PM)
I have brought shame upon my family. sad.gif

How can I repent, saucily anointed one?

Ours is not to judge, except for the flavor of the wings, and to exhort the brethren to stay on the path to good taste, only for the flavor of the wings, and the words of the holy commandments.

 

Upon deviation from the path:

 

Get thee a large bucket of hot wings and for each wing, recite the mantra out loud so that thou hear the words of the great commandment whence thou art preyed upon by temptation to rehash moldy, putrid topics unrelated to, therefore stealing glory from, the most reverent relics: HOT WINGS.

 

So it is written.

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QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ May 17 2012, 08:43 AM)
I have started making rubber inflatable versions of these, only $21.12 plus taxes.

"THE must have Rush accessory for the upcoming tour. It makes all of Neil's worst nightmares come true, and is very handy for relieving frustration apre-show."

Get them at www.rubbersexyholyneil.com

rofl3.gif rofl3.gif

 

I couldn't resist checking if you actually made a website for that or not. It wasn't there. sad.gif

 

I bet he'd $#!t his pants and start checking the locks at night if he saw that.

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QUOTE (ioc @ May 17 2012, 06:02 PM)
QUOTE (USB Connector @ May 17 2012, 03:30 PM)
QUOTE (ioc @ May 16 2012, 05:42 PM)
user posted image
Saint Pratt

Is that photoshopped? It's so good I can't tell. If not where did you find this magnificent photo?

No, it is most certainly authentic. It is a legitimate representation of the Lord Saint Pratt, as revealed by inspiration after a wings and beer bender.

 

It is most certainly not an amalgamation nor an abomination of the photos below. Nor did I originally intend to put drumsticks in his hands.

 

user posted image +user posted image = user posted image

That is talent. Way to decorate the hallowed halls.

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