A Farewell to Things Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 of the 7 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I liked the one someone posted a week or so ago: Q: What do you call women at a Rush concert? A: Lost Me: Lost in Geddy's eyes, maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 What do you call someone who can accomplish more with 4 strings than a guy with 6 strings can? Geddy Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow-Dog2112 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 what is the name of geddy lee's brother? SPEGHETTI LEE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate2112 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Q. What do drunk men want at a rush concert? A: The Fountain Of Lamneth Yeah.. i know it sucks but i tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 What do Rush fans do at the casino?Gamble The Big Money so when they Roll The Bones they have a Ghost of a Chance at One Little Victory! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mother of all machines Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 How many drummers are needed to change a lightbulb?A: 5, one to change it and 4 to say neil peart would have done it better 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disembodied Spirit Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Alex, Geddy and Neil walk into a bar. No that's it. Like that would EVER Happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mother of all machines Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Q: how did the band make so many albums so fast? A: they RUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mother of all machines Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 And after all these jokes, Neil will do the drums: Bum, bum, tss, bada bada bum, tss tss, bum bada bada bum, tss,bum bum bada bum, tss tss, bum bum bada bum ts ts bum badabum bum tss bum bum bum tssss bada bum ts, ts bum badabum. Bad bum, tsss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 What Italian dish do Dirk, Lerxst, and Pratt eat regularly? Spaghetti Lee! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now