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Wayne Campbell: Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, "It's OK, I don't mind, I don't mind"? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.

Cassandra: Is that true?

Wayne Campbell: Yes, everything except the reading part.

 

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"I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw..."

 

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"It's like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you."

 

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"Or imagine being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. Hi. I'm in Delaware."

 

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QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Oct 24 2010, 01:45 AM)
Wayne Campbell: Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, "It's OK, I don't mind, I don't mind"? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.
Cassandra: Is that true?
Wayne Campbell: Yes, everything except the reading part.

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"I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw..."

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"It's like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you."

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"Or imagine being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. Hi. I'm in Delaware."

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How the hell have I not got this movie on DVD yet? That's a top priority for me this week.

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